The Blaze performed a remarkable feat by narrowing the field down to the 14 most absurd things for sale on the Obama website. But Moonbattery.com will go further, digging through all the kitschy crapola to the single most absurd item:
Why is this relatively tasteful scarf more absurd even than an Obama birth certificate coffee mug or an Obama logo/bones-patterned doggy sweater? Because it cost a staggering $95. They seem to have sold out. Fools and their money are easily parted.
As for the item that best sums up the grotesque cultural deformation that has reached its apogee in Obama…
On a tip from The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.