Moonbat Tech: Slime-Covered Skyscrapers
The disease we call moonbattery corrodes every aspect of our culture. Where it touches politics, it produces Barack Hussein Obama as President of the USA. Where it touches architecture, it produces this:
Proposals for a bizarre looking eco-skyscraper that could help reduce pollution from the 77,000 vehicles which use Chicago’s Congress Parkway Interchange every day have been unveiled.
Named the Congress Gateway Towers, the unusual buildings will be covered in algae designed to absorb harmful carbon dioxide emissions from commuters below and transform it back into oxygen.
The living towers algae will not only produce safe, breathable air, but could also be harvested to be used in the production of biofuels which could eventually be supplied to the buildings residents to power any future eco-friendly cars.
Though it sounds like something out of the cheesiest science fiction novel any moonbat ever put to paper, this guffaw-inducing concept appears to be on the level. No doubt the polar bears are anxiously awaiting its successful implementation.
In other news relating to moonbats and slime,
Massive quantities of algae are now blooming in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, where the federal government has just spent $34 million in stimulus money to make the pool “sustainable” and “improve the quality and appearance of the water.”
It would be surprising if the crooked slime-covered skyscrapers don’t receive public funds too. Yet our liberal rulers have determined that they know how to spend our money better than we do.
On tips from AC and Bob Roberts.
Are you shitting me? 34 million bucks to put slime in a reflecting pool? Who stole the money?
Do they really think we’re that dumb?
They have good reason to believe that we are THAT dumb. Look at whom we elect. These algae proposals are screaming for an unintended consequence!
Just what Chicago needs; a building covered with green slime, adding to the humidity and aroma of those who live inside the building. By the way, they can improve the productivity of the algae if everyone will urinate on the building, too.
BTW, what is now called “wetlands” used to be called a “swamp.” Our ancestors generally had the good sense to drain swamps.
“…the unusual buildings will be covered in algae designed to absorb harmful carbon dioxide emissions from commuters below and transform it back into oxygen.”
Why don’t they just plant tree along the roadways? Too cheap, too easy, and doesn’t show a willingness to spend other people’s money on outrageously ugly architecture?
Liberals are idiots; have always been idiots; will always be idiots.
Another one of Bathhouse barry’s brilliant brain farts!
Staggering Smith Electric may be next Solyndra-like clean energy flop
http://washingtonexaminer.com/staggering-smith-electric-may-be-next-solyndra-like-clean-energy-flop/article/2508972#.UGSita5v-Sp
Actually, I think a slime-filled pool is a perfect representation of “The Messiah’s” regime.
Though it sounds like something out of the cheesiest science fiction novel any moonbat ever put to paper, this guffaw-inducing concept appears to be on the level.
Dave, on the level ?
You better check that photo again.
That’s what’s called in the construction world “eyeballed up”
Those buildings appear to be doin’ it doggy style.
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If they really want to reduce the slime in the reflecting pool, they’ll put vegetation around the edges that normally filter run off–like cattails and grasses. I’m guessing they won’t because then the hippies can’t easily jump in for their baths…
Yes, it looks like a doggy-style rape. Not consensual.
Crooked, slime covered buildings, reflecting slime pools.
Says a lot about this administration–slimey and crooked–a perfect fit!