Sep
29
2012
Caption Contest
Leave a comment providing the winning caption to the picture above and win a free Moonbattery.com t-shirt, suitable for any formal occasion, courtesy of the esteemed countermoonbats at Party Crasher.
The winner will be announced Monday. Free shirts need to be claimed within a week (i.e., I need a mailing address). T-shirts for the contest are available in blue L or XL only, although white shirts and other sizes are available directly from Party Crasher, along with an excellent selection of other t-shirts guaranteed to cause moonbats to sputter with impotent rage. All shirts are currently at least 20% off.
Via The Feral Irishman.
“Again with the gay porn.” *sigh*
“C’mon Barack, let’s go to bed. You get so angry when you read Moonbattery.com.”
I wish BO would stop playing solitare and unwrap the chocolates on my pillow for me.
Stimpy you idiot!
Damn! These lessons on how to be president are so hard!
“He’d rather watch “Homeland” than pay any attention to me!”
“What does Reggie Love have that I don’t have?”
‘He loves saulalinskyonline.com more than me, I KNEW it!’
Stop masturbating in front of your computer looking for goat and Donkey pornography….
“Huge Black Butts again Barry? What’s wrong with mine?”
Michelle: Sometimes I lie awake at night wishing my penis was as big as Reggies, maybe then he would let me love him the way Reggie did
He said he would stop signing in as Bath House Barry when we got married,where did I go wrong.
“All my adult life…and I have yet to see barack beat solitaire”
The Blue Screen of Death.
Des computers is harder to work than dem I phones.
Barack…I’m sorry. I don’t know what I was thinking at the time.
Barack…I’m sorry. I didn’t think it would go viral when I did it.
Barack…I’m sorry. But you know I don’t work in that industry no more.
Damn, why can’t he quit looking at gay porn?
Barack…I’m sorry. I didn’t know anyone in the team would have a camera.
Barack…I’m sorry. Those teamsters didn’t say they would be taking pictures.
Why does he keep searching for wookie porn when I’m right here?
Barack..I’m sorry. I guess I just got confused at that Tupperware party that night.
Michelle: “Well, at least he finally figured out how to turn the computer on…”
Michelle: “you’ve read it a hundred times already. Maybe ‘Economics for Dummies’ isnt going to cut it after all”
Damn – I thought he only gave that finger to Republicans!
Obama: “See Michelle, this guy in Minneapolis, Aahil Mohammad, posted this glowing line about my ideas on his facebook…”
Barry, you can play World of Warcraft for one more hour. Then clean up the dog remains and come to bed!
Damn that man. Everywhere I look, there he is. Looking for bath houses in Hawaii now huh Barack? Screw you. You’re getting no dessert tonight. Which reminds me, we’re running low on Wagyu beef, the servants better have ordered more or they will be going from kitchen duty to Bo poo-picking-up duty.
Barack, looking at pictures of Michelle on the internet: “Loose the boob belt.”
He treats me like the help. Well at least he doesn’t treat me like the rest of the country.
“…it is a void…” spoken in the synthisized voice of Stephen Hawking.
Michelle (looking at the floor):
“Damn what I be steppin’ in? OH HAIL NAW! Bo I’m gonna beat yo ASS. Sasha, clean up after that damn dog!”
Barry baby, please don’t be mad at me, I’m really sorry about doing the shocker thing on you, but on Oprah she said guys dig that.
come on baby just one more vaction before its to late……
Behind every failed man is an angry woman.
Uh oh…..Michelle, remember when you made that “they do all this over a damn flag” comment ? Uhhh….it’s on Youtube.
Oh my God, he’s updating his resume…
Barry honey, I have to tell you – I’m voting for Romney
“Michelle was filled with shame when she caught her husband prowling the Free Market web sites”.
It’s bigfeetpjs. Yes, the men’s have a flap in the back, too.
Barack finds out his Chick-fil-a application was rejected.
Oprah said the gay porn thing was good for a marriage. Now he’s watching it too.
Behind every closeted gay man is a sasquatch beard with a racial chip on her shoulder.
The night President Obama finds out he was conceived during a pr0n movie directed by Frank Marshal Davis.
“Honey, stop with the teleprompter…I have Beyonce on video…”
(sigh) It’s almost over honey. Just four more months til we move to Hawaii.
What is he finding at Man’s Country that he can’t find right here?
CUT TO:
E-mail on screen, over the Monitor shot.
Mr.and Mrs. Obama,
We regret to inform you that your application for increasing the limit on your Race Card has been rejected…..Sincerely your Employer(s).
The whole container of Ben & Jerry’s, I can’t believe you ate ALL of it AGAIN!
“Those nude photos of his mother again…sigh. He never looks at mine anymore.”
“I wish they hadn’t put Velcro in this wall.”
Benghazi….benghazi….
“A billion dollars spent on us and I still can’t get any from this loser.”
“Teletubbies, Barack? Seriously?!” *sigh* At least he’s no longer watching himself giving speeches videos.”
Shush, Michelle, I’m concentrating… Ms. Pac-Man, 9 minutes, same game, — I rule!
“Barack, why don’t you give up on those iphone instructions? It’s 3 am and the phone has been ringing off the hook!”
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I think someone already hit this topic, but this is what I first thought when I saw the image:
It’s bad enough he’s surfing the net for porn… but GAY PORN?
Since the above is already probably taken (I saw the word “gay” as I scrolled down to post that one) I’m scrambling to come up with another.
“But I don’t want to move back to the south side of Chicago! Why can’t we just stay here, refuse to vacate?”
It’s useless Barack. That Hillsdale College course on the constitution won’t do you any good now.
“There he goes again, flippin’ off people on Chat Roulette!”
The Agony of Defeat
“We’ve lost Fl, Va, Pa and now Ohio”
Did BO just poop on the floor?
BO
“I’m gonna poop in every room in the White House before it’s over.”
Ok barack I will do you again with the strap-on and no lube if it means that much to you.
Watching the Debt clock isn`t going to destroy America any faster.
Boo Hoo. How do I tell him he lost all 57 states!
I’m sorry, Barack. I believed those polls, too.
I’m try’n to think Barry, I just can’t seem to remember where they sell spines at.
michelle is wondering, “Is my husband having an affair with another man??”
obamao’s thinking: “I wish michelle would leave so I can call this dude back about hookin up with him. Mmm, talkin bout sme hot chocolate!!”
(alternate)obamao: I wish michelle would pick her nappy afro out, and get rid of the buckshot too!!”
Keep tellin ya barry, no way my big bootie eva gonna look like that again!
barry why don’t you just ask pelosi where she got her boob job.
Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win you are still retarded
Moose I really don’t think any of this section 8 housing is up to the lifestyle we’ve become accustomed to!
Michelle thought bubble: “Oh my, is he actually doing work? I just dont know what has gotten into him these days…”
Barack thought bubble: “I really cant believe we can watch commercials on the internet – this one is my favorite! Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow…”
Michelle thought bubble: “I really should have listened to my parents about this guy”
Barack: “See, it says right there that Al Gore created the internet. Think I might be able to use him speaking about that to help me get reelected?”
stucco between Barack and a Hard Face
Barak “Well Michelle, I don’t see anyplace in the Craigslist real estate section that accepts pets; so for Christmas, let’s just eat the dog…”
Michelle, “How do I tell Barack that my vasectomy did not take and that he may be pregnant again”
Barak “Hang on a second, I just need to photoshop in the notary’s seal and my newest birth certificate will be finished…”
just a sec Michelle , one last listing on realestate.com …did you call the movers ?
Ah hell, he’s watching that “what what in the butt” video again….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
I’m sorry his is so much bigger than mine!
Just a second LaVaughn, some troll went through the “United States” Wikipedia and put that there is 50 states in the union…noobs.
…The Daily Kos is not happy….
I just realized that half of my twitter followers are fake profiles created by nancy polosi.
“No, barry. I don’t want to wear the strap-on penis anymore.”
hang on just finishing my application for mcdonalds
“Well, it looks like George Cloony can’t make it to our Al-Queda fundraiser in Aspen this year…”
or
“Well, we still have that offer from the Ayers’ to stay on their couch in January…”
or
“Sorry Michelle, none of the guys on Craigslist are willing to let you watch…”
C’mon Hussein! I’z guess we’z goin backs to da ol’ neighborhood.
(but I’z takin everything I can wit me)
“F” YOU Michelle! If I want to go to Trannie Trouble.com ,I WILL!! You’re not the same Drag Queen I married.
I’m so ashamed…stumped by “tetris”
“You’re number one, Barack.”
“Sure. Yeah. You, too.”
“If it ain’t the damn teleprompter, it’s the computer!!! Larry’s turn tonight, he’s waitin’ on ya, and you’ve got an early T-off time at the club”.
Oh sheet, that guy’s cork is way bigger than mine!!!!
He swore to me he would NEVER get back on “Wifey’s World” again.
Michelle Obama (not a parody):
“I see the sadness and the worry that’s creasing his face. Starting first thing in the morning and going late into the night, hunched over every briefing, he reads every word of every memo so that he is more prepared than the people briefing him, writing notes, asking questions.”
“Barack, you know you’ll never understand all that Constitution crap on the Hillsdale College website; just fuggedaboutit, baby, and come to bed. Sigh!”
That one is not big enough. Oh yeah! Here we go! A nice big one! That will go in my butt nicely!
Another staged pose shows the absolute misery burning inside.
“….Romney Wins!….”
Michelle, “Don’t worry about it Barack. Msnbc and the rest of them will cover it up. Let’s go to bed.”
Michelle thinking to herself, “How many more times can he watch that Beyonce music video tonight?”
“Damn, my crops all died while I was out campaigning.”
Michelle dreams of his father.
“I am so ashamed of Barack, he is watching those Romney videos again.”
“Gay porn AGAIN?! You can take Barry out of the bath house, but you can’t take the bath house out of Barry.”
Have you seen the price of a one way Uhaul from D.C. to Chicago Michelle?
“What????” “I thought I was the only Klingon he looked at.”
“Damn, I forgot the batteries again.”
Granny Jan says:
September 29, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Michelle Obama (not a parody):
“I see the sadness and the worry that’s creasing his face. Starting first thing in the morning and going late into the night, hunched over every briefing, he reads every word of every memo so that he is more prepared than the people briefing him, writing notes, asking questions.”
+++++++Granny Jan says:
September 29, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Michelle Obama (not a parody):
“I see the sadness and the worry that’s creasing his face. Starting first thing in the morning and going late into the night, hunched over every briefing, he reads every word of every memo so that he is more prepared than the people briefing him, writing notes, asking questions.”Granny Jan says:
September 29, 2012 at 7:31 pm
Michelle Obama (not a parody):
“I see the sadness and the worry that’s creasing his face. Starting first thing in the morning and going late into the night, hunched over every briefing, he reads every word of every memo so that he is more prepared than the people briefing him, writing notes, asking questions.”
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Poor Barack…he works so hard!!!
Bitter? You haven’t seen bitter yet!!! Where do you get off telling me we got to move back to Chicago?
That better be your index finger you are holding up.
I thought it was Iran hacking our banks.
Does someone you know have a problem gambling with other people’s money?…there is ‘hope’…
“If you experience any of these symptoms while taking ‘Hope and Change’…nausea, depression, fear or anxiety, poverty, or feelings of anger…stop taking ‘Hope and Change’ and contact a Romney immediately.”
Obama just found out the film ’1984′ is free on youtube and it just gets funnier everytime he watches it.
The loss of Reggie the ‘body-man’ has everyone feeling blue.
Mooch knows everytime Barack logs onto Moonbattery noone in the house is gonna be happy that night.
Barack and the Mooch add up their $3 donation total…not good…and wedding season’s over.
Barack books a luxury suite online…while Mooch ponders the sacrifice of having stayed home for a whole day and a half.
“Before you order, Barack, make sure the shipping of the ‘Trojan Twister’ really is discreet, like they say.”
Almost done, hon, just reporting CNN’s Libya report to ‘Attack Watch’.
“Hold on, Michelle, I’m reading ‘The Life of Julia’ and I wanna see how it ends.
“I’m playing ‘Words with Friends’ but it’s all in arabic.”
“Finding a new job isn’t so easy is it?”.
Damn! I slipped into something more comfortable then realized it was the wrong BO. Where is that dog?
The pharmacy is open all night, Barack. Better pick up some batteries with the Viagra, I’ll probably need them!
Face it Barack, you just can’t get it done!
Barack, why can’t you do to me what you’re doing to the rest of the country?
Never mind Barack, Bo took care of it.
Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Run along Michele, I’ll be up later.
It’s OK, Barry. I hear Hitler was impotent, too.
All that for a damn fag.
Thought bubbles:
Michelle: “I so hate it when he does not eat what I choose for him”.
Bammy: “One of these days I am gonna eat what she does not what she preaches.” [Flips the bird {Hidden of course}]
“Barry, what’s that gay porn got that I don’t have?”
Is Gay Porn destroying your marriage?
It came from the swamp.
“i’d give her the finger but i’m afraid.”
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Hitler had one more testicle than you, Barack!! And Jimmy Carter has two more!
I’m not angry with you Barack, I just washed off my makeup.
C’mon baby, let’s play catch the gorilla!
“Oh, I thought I saw someone in here….but just an empty chair…”
I’m wearin’ those mammyjammys you like.
Barak, I know. I’m looking forward to moving to Hawaii in January too…stop scrolling through the house pics.
Wednesday, Nov 7, 2012.
I can’t belive he’s been up for hours trying to come up with a good caption to win a free t shirt!
Barack, I don’t think there’s a cure for Electile dysfunction!
lo’dy lo’dy, he be whackin’ t’gay po’n agai.
… and The Beatles thought they had trouble with the Blue Meanies.
Honey, he’s just the mayor of Chicago,now please, come to bed.
Hon- does I look like Aunt Esther on Sanford and son?
I’m just not as satisfied as I used to be…and his “electile” dysfunction is getting worse.
Stupid site. Jobs.com says my qualifications are better suited for dogcatcher than for president.
“When I read my horoscope, do I use my actual birthday or the fraudulent one?”
“Look, hon, two million Egyptians just ‘friended’ me.”
Why Reggie and not me?
He’s been like that all night. I don’t think he believes he really lost.
Or “Honey – do ah’ look likes Aunt Esda’ on Sanfo’d and son?”
Where that right hand at – what you doin fool?
It’s hurtful when you call me aunt Jemimah!
Nov 7, 4am “Barack, come to bed, it’s a landslide and now we can retire to Hawaii; we’ll try again in 4 years ’cause Romney’s sure to screw up worse than you.”
Barak, you really do suck!
Barack honey, come to be…OMG! He really IS gay!
I wish he wouldn’t obsess so much over Reggie’s vacation pictures that are posted on his facebook page.
(And–how do I tell him about the other guy in the pictures—or does he already know?)
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