If Only Obama Were President on December 7, 1941
The Obama Regime’s prolonged attempt to blame the anticipated and well-coordinated terrorist attack on our Libyan consulate that resulted in the horrific death of Ambassador Chris Stevens and three other Americans on an obscure American YouTube video has caused some to reexamine Pearl Harbor in a new light:
Celebrated historian Bertram Oxley has uncovered a memorandum from former Japanese Emperor Hirohito to Admiral Yamamoto dated December 6, 1941, showing that the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor was motivated by an offensive film made by Charlie Chaplin ridiculing Japanese cuisine.
“Contrary to historical accounts over the last seventy years,” Professor Oxley said in an interview today with the BBC, “What appeared to be a meticulously planned surprise attack was actually a spontaneous demonstration by moderate sushi connoisseurs in the Imperial Navy in response to a hateful and offensive movie. Thereafter, extremist elements within the Japanese military co-opted the spontaneous attack, transforming it into the overseas contingency operation sometimes referred to as ‘World War II.’”
If only Roosevelt had apologized to Hirohito instead of rushing to war, thousands of lives could have been saved. Tom Hanks must have been right; we only fought the Japanese because we are racists. Fortunately now that America leads from behind, such a tragedy could never happen again.
On a tip from Stormfax.
Well, thats what you get when you tape a white guys eyes to look Chinese. Just a bump in the road to the bammie presidency.
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After a long absence, I just had to pop in and say “Well done”!
So saving all the rest of Asia and Southeast Asia from the terrible depredations of the Japanese was racist…??!!?? WTF?
Does Hanks not know of the rape of Nanking or the taking of thousands of young girls as joy-joy girls, or the slaughter of men, women, and children at bayonet point throughout China? Good grief.
Oh yeah BTW, for those of you who haven’t spent time in Asia Pacific you need to know that the Asians are some of the most biggoted and racist people on the planet, and it isn’t about roundeyes, they hate each other WAY more than they hate us. I guess a couple thousand years of regional warfare might explain it.
DAMN! Now they tell me.
私は私のために働いてオバマ嘘つきがあれば、我々は事故として真珠湾を販売している可能性が
(If I had the Obama’s lying imperialist dogs working for me, we could have sold Pearl Harbor as an accident)
~~~ 裕仁天皇
(Emperor Hirohito)
Look up “Unit 731″.
That will splain alot of the resentment.
Not after dinner though. Oddly still denied in Japan.
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