Oct
04
2012
Al Gore Explains Obama’s Spanking
Leave it to the inventor of global warming and the Internet to provide a scientific explanation for the severe spanking the Moonbat Messiah received last night at the hands of Mitt Romney:
Oh, it was the thin air. I guess the air has been thin in Washington for the last four years.
The wheels are coming off.
On tips from mcd, Wiggins, Varla, Joe, and The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.
Goracle Blames Denver’s High Altitude For Obama’s Debate Loss…
…yeah, and all that HEAT from GloBULL Warming caused OBOZO to lose his concentration (those many dead brain cells from his massive dug use couldn’t possibly be responsible for that!)
A little off-subject, but here’s a pic of Moose one-half second before she got in a lightning-fast, left jab.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TvZwdkYuSDg/UG2ys-qq2-I/AAAAAAAAG6Q/6IFOyON0P8A/s1600/michelle+barack+unhappy.jpg
Yes.. And here again is the left’s science genius expounding on how geothermal temperatures are “several million degrees” when as mathematician and political commentator John Derbyshire* pointed out, is estimated to be between 5000 – 9000 degrees Celsius, not “several million degrees”.
For those of you with a scientific bent, here is Anthony Watts destroying an intentionally fraudulent experiment constructed by Al Gore and Bill Nye and used in Gore’s latest global warming propaganda.
http://wattsupwiththat.com/climate-fail-files/gore-and-bill-nye-fail-at-doing-a-simple-co2-experiment/
Shameful trash spewed from the left’s choice for President and former inventor of the internet.
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*Summarily dismissed from the turncoat National Review by its sissified editor, Bitch Lowry for advising whites to exercise caution around black gangs.
Derbyshire is currently languishing at http://takimag.com/radioderb/obamination_john_derbyshire#axzz27sCMEAHF but immanently more listenable than anything on NR.
Oooops. first Algore link here: http://hotair.com/archives/2009/11/18/video-the-goracle-on-geothermal-temperatures/
Well – Huckster Al is kind of right…
The airhead’s hair is, thinning… maybe that’s what he meant, hmmm?
This reminds me of a story I heard in New York with a rooster that plays X and 0′s in the village. The person who lost to the rooster had the excuses that the Rooster got to go first and the Rooster plays everyday.
Only massive voter fraud or another manufactured crisis can save Comrade Chairman now.
Actually, the vacuum located between AlGore’s ears would be considered “thin air”.
Yes, I can see how that small a change in atmospheric pressure could affect ObrownMao’s empty head.
Oh, rubbish. Obama’s used to altitude – he was higher than this all through college.
Another idiot. Barry has spend half of the last four years on Air Force One which is pressurized in flight to assimilate an altitude of ~6,000 ft above mean sea level. Give me a break you freaking moron. PS Al (~) mean “about”.
What the heck has algore been eating? Goodness, but he has blown up. I would hate to be on the receiving end of one of his gastrointestinal carbon fartprints.
Geez Al, you missed a great opportunity to plug your global warming fraud. You must be slipping.
I’ve been to Denver numerous times. I live at an elevation of just over 600 feet above sea level. The altitude in Denver has never affected me in such a way that I was stammering and stunned-looking. I always felt fine in Denver. I HAVE had altitude sickness, years ago in Mexico City, and it left me dizzy and vomiting, unable even to stand up.
So I call BS.
To think that buffoon was almost the president of our country is mind boggling. He and Biden are laughable.
What? Another lie? What next?
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