Chris Matthews Tries to Come to Grips With Obama’s Collapse
It seems moonbat propagandist Chris Matthews did not much enjoy the debate last night. Coming completely unglued, he raged,
“I don’t know what he was doing out there. He had his head down, he was enduring the debate rather than fighting it. Romney, on the other hand, came in with a campaign. He had a plan, he was going to dominate the time, he was going to be aggressive, he was going to push the moderator around, which he did effectively, he was going to relish the evening, enjoying it. …
“[Obama] was like, ‘Oh an hour and half? I think I can get through this thing. And I don’t even look at this guy.’ Whereas Romney — I love the split-screen — staring at Obama, addressing him like prey. He did it just right. ‘I’m coming at an incumbent. I got to beat him. You’ve got to beat the champ and I’m going to beat him tonight.’ … What was Romney doing? He was winning.”
Absurdly, Matthews proclaimed that Obama would do better if he withdrew even farther from the real world by watching the fawning coverage of him on MSNBC. In the process, he admitted not only his network’s bias, but its viciousness:
“We have our knives out. We go after the people and the facts. What was he doing tonight? He went in there disarmed.”
That’s because a debate is a battle of wits.
Sounds like Michelle Bachmann was right when she suggested that maybe the thrill up Matthews’s leg isn’t quite so tingly anymore.
On tips from Bob Roberts, Ghost of FA Hayek, and Henry.
“Never bring a liberal to a conservative fight.”
Who can even take this dork seriously? He’s just too gay and too shrill and his voice is like a dentist’s drill.
Hey, lunatic-left: you think last night’s debate was a disaster for you – wait for the next one: Paul Ryan against bumbling Bite-Me biden! Ryan is to Bite-Me as Einstein is to Forrest Gump with a mentally debilitating brain aneurysm.
Given the way Ryan intellectually wiped-the-floor with OBOZO on healthcare, I can’t wait for him to debate the even more mentally-challenged half of that team, Bite-Me !!!! Even the d-cRAT stooge of the socialist media who will be the debate “moderator” (aka, “d-cRAT helper”) will be hard pressed to twist and contort the questions to try and give Bite-Me an advantage, since every time that fool opens his mouth he proves that he is, indeed, a fool.
Remember: bumbling Bite-Me biden = the ill-informed, tactless, obnoxious, loudmouthed, bloviating rhetorical time-bomb gift that keeps on giving to the Romney/Ryan campaign.
A sample of what Bite-Me has to offer: “Romney/Ryan Will Put Ya’ll Back in Chains” — let’s have some more of that “wit and wisdom,” please, please, please !
This morning CBS “news” spun the hell out of this too — they claimed Obama was “calm, cool, and collected”, but at the same time whined that “several presidents in the past who lost debates still got re-elected”!
Pathetic water-carriers one and all.
He feels a shudder up his leg.
Maybe the big zero should just concede the electon now, and save himself from having to get his ass whipped two more times in debates.
At this point even Our Dear Leader’s own kids are turning on him. Sad, sad day indeed. I for one am in tears.
Yes Dave, its a battle of wits.
And BO is out of ammunition.
Put it this way.
Romney just ripped the prayer rug out from under BO.
Well mr hypoxia…you are spot on with your own assessment!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXIre_mYfig
Liberals sometimes forget that smirking only endears them to other liberals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dKMUHcgsbag
MSNBC goes after Republicans with knives. Democrats? Not so much.
Romney kicked his butt! Best Presidential debate I have ever seen. Romney was in command through the whole thing. Obummer looked like he could fall down with his blankie right there and go to sleep.
I can usually only stomach Crissy Matthews/little twatty for about 2 seconds before I want to hang my head in the toilet and splatter. But watching Crissy Matthews/little twatty twist and writhe in his seat like he had a flaming hemorrhoid after his wet nurse B.O. bama had his brand new asshole surgically implanted by Mitt Romney was one of the most gratifying moments of this campaign.
Highway, that is the best Romney ad ever!! I hope they keep playing it until the election.
I would go so far as to suggest that THE REASON OBAMA DID SO POORLY IS HE ALREADY WATCHES TOO MUCH MSNBC, TOO MUCH CHRIS MATTHEWS.
It’s part of what the sane call “drinking the kool-aid”.
Joe says: October 4, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Maybe the big zero should just concede the electon now, and save himself from having to get his ass whipped two more times in debates.
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And a final fourth time in November…
Jester says: October 4, 2012 at 2:56 pm
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Excellent juxtapositioning. You an always count on the ONION to deliver superb material!