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Oct 08 2012

Snoop Dogg Lists Reasons to Vote Against Romney, for Obama

Given Obama’s radical anti-American background, his obvious character flaws, his thorough lack of qualifications, and everything that has happened in the past four years, why would anyone vote for him rather than Romney? For answers, let’s turn to a prominent luminary of the liberal intelligentsia, Snoop Lion, formerly known as Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr., Snoop Dogg, Snoop Doggy Dog, Scoop Doggie-Do, et cetera (pardon the liberal language):

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Already our culture has decayed to the point that this guy has far more influence on younger voters than anyone with an IQ above 100.

On tips from Bob Roberts, Shawn. Hat tip: In My Copious Free Time.

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  • MicahStone

    It is appropriate that the creme de la creme of the scum of the Earth ALL support OBOZO:
    putin,
    hugo chavez,
    ALL of the hollywierd degenerates,
    chinese communists (yes, OBOZO’s the REAL Manchurian Candidate),
    Tingles matthews and the rest of the corrupt MSM,
    al qaeda,
    the reject-from-the-hair-club-for-men/serial misogynist/”I-hit-on-my-defenseless-female-interns” and all-around-perve david letterman,
    snoop dogg,
    the muslim brotherhood,
    sewer-rat/women-despising misogynist bill maher,
    ahmadinejad,
    and on and on and on….

    They know that this piece of excrement is one of them in being amongst the most despicable, vile creatures in existence – if only ALL of the American people knew that as well…

  • Maudie N Mandeville

    Snoop proves the Bell Curve.

  • anon

    If Snoop believes Obama ‘look[s] like he can fight’, Snoop must be back on the ganja big-time.

  • StanInTexas

    I’m confused…

    So Snoop isn’t voting for Romney because Snoop thinks Romney uses the “N-Word” all the time, yet Snoop uses that same word to describe both Romney and Obama???

  • Rides A Pale Horse

    Snoops 11th reason to vote against Romney:

    “Da muthafucka be speekin’ korrec’ ENGLISH” yo.

  • Anon-Y-Mouse

    You gotta admit, he’s got more coherent, well thought-out reasons than MOST Obama voters…

  • metprof

    He actually makes a better case for Obama than Obama does.

    “Michelle got a fat ass”…….LOLOL

    At least “dat snoopy dog” as Schwartzencrapper calls him, has 20/100 vision minimum.

  • 762×51

    Snoop Dog can write? When did this happen?

    He musta gots somebody to make letters fo him. faschizzle mah nizzle.

  • Momster

    OK, I am a convert to Obama. Snoop-whatever’s keenly articulated, well-thought-out,cogent reasons for voting for Obama has convinced me that I have been in error all along.

    How can any reasonable,sentient human being fail to see the truth in Snoop’s reasoning?

    Count me in as a new Obama voter!

    —Oh never mind, just kidding. But he did have me on the fat ass remark!

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  • fubar

    racist.

    (see i can do it too)

  • Sam

    Unless Mr. Broadus lives in one of those moonbat states, I don’t think as a convicted felon that he is allowed to (legally) vote.

    http://articles.latimes.com/2007/apr/12/local/me-snoop12

  • http://www.henrypbabcock.com Henry

    RAAAYYYCIISSS!!!

    As Larry Elder has pointed out, n****** (no idea why I am even censoring, Snoopy says nigger all the time) are more racist than whites.

    MNM, yep on the Bell Curve.

  • building 5

    guess I ain’t cool., -I’m NOT voting for Mr. Obama.

  • Goldenfoxx

    I love how he uses nigga in almost every point. Pretty sure someone wrote that out for him because he’s too ignorant to know how to read or write. I take it he likes big butts too – the Mooche’s is anything but flat – fat yes.

  • Goldenfoxx

    I took another look at that list – the nigga didn’t say the Mooch had a flat ass – he said she had a fat ass. My glasses need cleaning. :)

  • A_Nonny_Mouse

    I’ma s’pos’ta lissen to Sneep WHO? — ’bout whut?

    Naaaaah…..

    Don’ needs no Dumbledy Diddly’s advice on ennythang.

  • Fred C. Dobbs

    Gee whiz. So persuasive. He’s convinced me, I’ve decided to change my vote to Koko the monkey… err, I mean Obama.

    Why do people listen to these babbling morons?

  • Jimbo

    November 7th, 2012, during an interview with a LA rioter;

    “Sir, why are you rioting?”

    “Cuz Mitt be a funny name an he doan use de same hair clippers as my nigga Snoop! De onee ting leff ta do is burn down my hood!”

  • Your Inner Voice

    I KNOW no mo-fos be dissin’ Snoop’s Choom Homie!

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    An intalexial he ain’t

  • bob

    I wants to thanks the snoopz for helpin a white cracka out, cuz now I knows and knowin’ is half the battle.

  • Alan

    No racism or sexism here. Move along folks.

    How many followers does this thug have on Twitter? I’ll bet it’s more than read Moonbattery. Pity.

  • CC

    Why I’m not voting for obama.

    1. He black n white n red all over.
    2. This muthaf*cka’s name is barack.
    3. Bitch got a dancing moose.
    4. He a hoe. Handy for gardening.
    5. He looks like he eats booger all the time.
    6. This muthaf*cka’s middle name is hussein.
    7. He always sticks his nose in the air like he’s
    better than you. His bitch could beat the shit outa him.
    8. He’s a moron and he ain’t got no hose. How does he wash his car.
    9. He reminds me of every corrupt politician I ever hated.
    10. The muthaf*cka’s name is barry.

  • Bob Roberts

    You will note that Snoop couldn’t even come up with 10 unique reasons not to vote for Romney – had to repeat “His name is Mitt” three times and a person’s name is not any reason to vote, or not to vote for them – unless of course a person’s name is “Hussein” perhaps.

    And in the reasons he gives to vote FOR Barack HUSSEIN Obama, I don’t see one that actually qualifies one to be President. Anything but. Take his reason #5: Michelle’s got a fat ass.

    WTF is up with that?

  • Bob Roberts

    Sam says: October 8, 2012 at 3:36 pm
    ———–
    Snoop lives in moonbat infested CA, where you can go to the polls, claim you are whoever you want to tell them you are and vote as many times as you want.

    Why else do you think Democrats usually win here?

  • Bob Roberts

    Anon-Y-Mouse says: October 8, 2012 at 3:09 pm
    You gotta admit, he’s got more coherent, well thought-out reasons than MOST Obama voters.
    ———–
    Actually yes, that is a good point. His reasons are more coherent and thought out than most Obama voters. Never thought of it that way.

  • Alphamail

    CC says @ 7:59 pm

    Why I’m not voting for Obama:

    1. He black n white n red (read?) all over.

    That’s what a newspaper is! Oh wait..…I get it, commies too.

    2. This muthaf*cka’s name is barack.

    I thought it was “Brock.” I said, “Wow, this guy must be tough.” Then I saw that whimpy Brock Lesnar at UFC cry when he took a sissy punch. Brock don’t mean nothin’ no mo.

    3. Bitch got a dancing moose.

    More like a Reggie rutting antler.

    4. He a hoe. Handy for gardening.

    Glad you did’n say spade, cause den you be racist…

    5. He looks like he eats booger all the time.

    Can you say “high-quality Columbian cocaine boogers,” m-m-m, m-m-m, m-m-m.

    6. This muthaf*cka’s middle name is hussein.

    Saddam, Rahm, Assad, Mohammed, Rashid, Bubba…what’s the difference?

    7. He always sticks his nose in the air like he’s better than you. His bitch could beat the shit outa him.

    Sniffin’ for poll results, Reggie’s cologne, and “eau de Alinsky toilette”…and she does all the time.

    8. He’s a moron and he ain’t got no hose. How does he wash his car.

    Jus’ said in number 4. He got plenty ho’s. All of a dem, dey wash his car, an scrub he rims……One, be Reggie in a Speedo.

    9. He reminds me of every corrupt politician I ever hated.

    You need encouragement. Go to Chicago where the winds of truth, justice, and the American way, blow through every facet of government, private enterprise, and the glorious good will of the union establishment.

    10. The muthaf*cka’s name is barry.

    Since “Barry“ Manilow sucks, Marion” Barry” sucks, and it does rhyme with “bury,” then I have to agree.

    Bury the muthaf*cka in 29 days..

  • Jodie

    He’s changed his name to Snoop Lion, which is pronounced Snoop Lyin’.

  • james

    This is what White women crave; Snoop the racist black pig.

  • Chuck O

    How is this guy even relevant?

  • hahaha

    you can say how ignorant and dumb snoop is all you want but fact of the matter is that he craps out more money then you will ever make.

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