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Oct 10 2012

Deranged by His Ego, Obama Thought He Had Won

No one can remember a more brutal pounding than Obama received at the fists of Mitt Romney in last week’s debate. Even his most devoted liberal media rumpnuzzlers were doing facepalms. Al Gore attempted to blame the altitude. Yet in the grotesque alternate dimension between Obama’s goofy jug ears, his hapless performance was a success:

When President Barack Obama stepped off the stage in Denver last week the 60 million Americans watching the debate against Mitt Romney already knew it had been a disaster for him.

But what nobody knew, until now, was that Obama believed he had actually won.

According to a Democrat close to the Obama campaign, the Moonbat Messiah

was so disdainful of Romney that he didn’t believe he needed to engage with him. …

The Democrat, who is aligned with the Obama campaign and has been an unofficial adviser on occasions, said that David Axelrod, Obama’s chief strategist, was stunned that the President left the stage feeling that he had won the debate. …

Although it took Obama more than 24 hours, the Democrat said, to concede that Romney had soundly beaten him, the President’s aides realised immediately they had a major problem.

The rest of the country came to that realization some time ago. Now if only Democrats would join us in solving it next month.

When malignant narcissism causes a total breach from reality, it crosses the border from a personality disorder to a psychosis.

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Obama was ready to declare himself the winner.

On a tip from Conan.

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28 Responses to “Deranged by His Ego, Obama Thought He Had Won”

  1. JNN says:

    Let him keep thinking this way!!!

  2. Son of Taz says:

    @JNN – just make sure he STOPS thinking this way on November 7!

    He really gives fresh meaning to the word “putz.”

  3. Jack says:

    liberal white women get wet in the panties for this traitor.

  4. Buffalobob says:

    Today the obama regine denies they blamed the US Ambassador’s and his staff murders on a u tube video. These people are so use to the MSM covering up their mistake and missteps that now blatant lying is their new norm.

  5. Jeff says:

    With all due respect, JNN and Son of Taz, what are you doing to do, should Obama refuse to leave office? Do you really believe he will act like an adult by stepping down should he lose this November’s election? What if he says: “F–k you all! I am not leaving and you can not make me”? Suppose he declares a state of emergency and martial law? Congress does not have the moral compass or the balls to do its job. They will not impeach him. They can not do their basic job of passing a budget. The so called justices sitting on the Supreme Court are willfully clueless as to what the Constitution reads per the founder’s intent. The so called patriots have been tough talking internet sheep up till now. I don’t think they really have the balls to go up against the Para-military police forces that have better training, superior firepower, and equipment than they do. And what about all those parasites who are living off the government check? Do you think any of them are going to rock the boat and put their EBT cards, and Free S–t at risk? It is not going to happen. So again what is the plan should Rommney win the election and Obama says F–k you, I am not leaving office? There is a very significant percentage of the population that is mal/un-educated and quite willing to murder to steal what they believe they are entitled to.

  6. dmgore says:

    This is really starting to make me consider a question brought up here months ago….and I think it was bob roberts that posed it, that being…
    What is the procedure for removing an incumbant president who loses an election, but refuses to leave?
    DM

  7. criolle johnny says:

    I don’t care WHAT he thinks Nov 7. I just want him to start packing.

  8. Tchhht!!! says:

    Jeff,

    Remember what happened in the Iranian revolution? Significant segments of the Shah’s military defected to the rebels. Our military is continually getting screwed by the demonrats. The military swear to uphold the Constitution and I believe they take the responsiblity far more seriously than the demonrats do. In the end, the Constitution gives us a right and a duty to throw off tryannical government.

  9. snuss says:

    Arrogant, incompetent AND clueless? No wonder the Obama regime is so screwed up.

  10. Momster says:

    Tchhht!!! says:
    October 10, 2012 at 9:15 am Jeff,

    Remember what happened in the Iranian revolution? Significant segments of the Shah’s military defected to the rebels. Our military is continually getting screwed by the demonrats. The military swear to uphold the Constitution and I believe they take the responsiblity far more seriously than the demonrats do. In the end, the Constitution gives us a right and a duty to throw off tryannical government.
    ______________

    Hence, the second amendment.

  11. Momster says:

    Yes, the second amendment was all about overthrow of a tyrannical government. Of course, the founding fathers could not have conceived of aircraft and modern military grade weapons.

  12. Tchhht!!! says:

    Momster,

    This from the Declaration of Independence:

    “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to affect their Safety and Happiness.”

    __________________

    “Of course, the founding fathers could not have conceived of aircraft and modern military grade weapons.”

    A ragtag bunch of Afghans managed to throw off the might of the Soviet military.

  13. Jeff says:

    In case you have not noticed: The Constitution is already dead. The Republic is dead. We are currently living in a fascist state. BTW look up the definition. Just about every single action taken by the antichrist Obama administration has been in violation of the Constitution. Our Congress is too spineless to do their job, as they are too busy looting as much money as they can. So where in the hell are these brave defends of our Bill of Rights as the TSA violates them daily, 24/7? Or as a city mayor believes it is his job to dictate, how much sodium your soup can have or the size of your soft drinks, and he STILL is in office.
    I’ll start to believe all this tough talk when the bullets start to fly. Yeah I am cynical.

  14. Ummah Gummah says:

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    A ragtag bunch of Afghans managed to throw off the might of the Soviet military.

    With whose help, I ask.

    .

  15. Ummah Gummah says:

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    A ragtag bunch of Afghans managed to throw off the might of the Soviet military.

    Talk about choosing the WRONG side. I was 17 at the time and I was thinking WHAT THE F*CK DOES REAGAN THINK HE IS DOING HELPING THESE THROWBACKS against the Russians?!

    Reagan’s BIGGEST MISTAKE

    .

  16. Ummah Gummah says:

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    Growing up I was taught that questioning exotic “brown cultures” was “racist”, no matter how “exotic”, ie. killing, maiming, stealing etc.. was involved but I NEVER liked islam, even as a young kid.

    What moslems I had the displeasure to come in contact with smelled bad, spoke awfully, and had absolutely no morals or ethics to speak of.

    HOW RIGHT I WAS AS A YOUNG BOY.

    .

  17. Dr. 9 says:

    Reversing the obvious truth is one of the Left’s oldest and most often-used tricks. It’s still quite effective because it’s disguised, packaged, and presented by the MSM, and also because, sadly, most Americans have given up their ability to think for themselves.

  18. Jodie says:

    Jeff says:
    October 10, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Thank you Jeff! You just answered one of my prayers. I specifically prayed that you would comment about Obama the anti-Christ after I left a comment about that in another thread. I remembered your previous comments and that we are like minded on that. God is amazing!

  19. chuck in st paul says:

    The Italians got Il Duce. We got Ill Douche’. They got the better deal.

  20. KHarn says:

    “Jeff says:October 10, 2012 at 11:21 am”

    Sounds like you want OTHERS to shed THEIR blood for your benefit. Or are you saying “screw it, nothing can be done”?

    “Ummah Gummah says:October 10, 2012 at 11:35 am”

    Precisly. Dispite propaganda, (Particularly about the VC) NO GUERILLA FORCE ever won a war. Gurilla bands are NOT DESIGNED to win wars, they are designed to occupy the enemy’s attention, divert resorces away from major fronts and give the local people hope untill either a large force of regulars arrive, or the guerillas can organize into a regular army. History proves this from the American Revolution to the Phillipines in WW2.

    The VC were slaughtered durring Tet, by the way.

  21. 762x51 says:

    Love the picture of Comrade Obama, nice Photoshop from Benito Mussolini. He looks like Il Douche

  22. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    Obama has a new excuse for doing so badly in the debate. He said in a radio interview that he was “just too polite”. Those darned Mormons, they are known for their rude behavior, aren’t they?

  23. oldguy says:

    Il Duce was a right wing fanatic who loved his country. Obama is just the opposite.

  24. J says:

    I predict that the moderate pragmatic character that Obama portrays on television will begin to unravel at the second debate.

    I doubt Obama’s delusions will ever unravel however.

  25. czuch says:

    HAHA And I thought the limo ride back to the hotel would be all about bammie throwing a fit and everything within reach. My GOD this dude is delusional.
    2012/2013,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  26. Sam Adams says:

    The state department is already breaking away from Obama. Professionals there aren’t willing to throw away their careers just to cover for this administration’s lies. The intelligence communities are quite pissed at Obama for making their jobs much tougher and risking lives.

    At the end of the day, Obama will be shown the door (despite possible riots protesting the election results). Come January 20th, Obama will be told “we no longer work for your, Mr. Ex-President.” One thing Obama has never had is the military on his side.

  27. Bill S. from Courtland Va. says:

    Every time I see Ill Douche try and pull off the real Il Duce’s pose I get a laugh. Il Duce was a thug, like Little Barry, but at least he was a real tough man. Little Barry is just a feminine douche bag. Chuck in St Paul hit it dead on the money.

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