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Oct 18 2012

Jesse Jackson Jr. Wigs Out

Just how wacky do you have to be to feel at home in today’s Democrat Party? Jesse Jackson Jr. provides an indication:

Frank Coconate, a former Jackson aide who helped him explore the possibility of running for Chicago mayor in 2006, told the Washington Post: ‘I really thought he had a problem with reality.

‘He’d get in his own little world.’

Coconate, who is no longer on speaking terms with Jackson, told the paper that the congressman bragged that he had been a chariot driver in his former life.

Attorney and political adviser Frank Avila Jr added that Jackson would practice martial arts routines while naked at the Turkish bath he frequented.

At least he’s trying to get help…

[Junior] took a medical leave of absence from his congressional duties on June 10 to combat depression.

He spent time at a clinic in Arizona, then moved to the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota, which issued a statement revealing that Jackson was being treated for bipolar disorder.

Although he returned to his Washington home last month, he has not been actively involved in his own re-election campaign.

Almost as essential to being a Democrat as kookiness is corruption. A party built upon thievery, coercion, and degeneracy requires a certain moral type. Again Jackass Jr. fits right in. He was under FBI investigation for his involvement in the sale of BHO’s Senate seat, and may be indicted before the coming election for spending campaign funds to decorate his apartment.

None of this will have any effect on his reelection. He represents Southside Chicago, the same region that spawned the political career of the Moonbat Messiah. There is no chance he will lose.

Jesse-Jackson-Jr
Crazy, corrupt, and assured of reelection.

On a tip from AC.

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21 Responses to “Jesse Jackson Jr. Wigs Out”

  1. Henry says:

    “…the congressman bragged that he had been a chariot driver in his former life.”

    He beez a real Ejipshun and sheeyit!

    Turkish bath, eh? All that Man’s Country/Turkish bath stuff seems to be real popular amongst the political elite in Chicago…

  2. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    ‘I really thought he had a problem with reality.

    ‘He’d get in his own little world.

    So what’s the problem ?
    Sounds like your typical prototype Democrat

  3. fxdwg says:

    Jesse Sr. is getting exactly what he deserves.

  4. 762x51 says:

    Turkish Bath?!? I’ll just bet that is what it was.

    More like gay bath house and those weren’t “martial” arts he was practicing.

  5. Sam Adams says:

    JJ has a lock on an insanity defense.

  6. True Blue says:

    The real problem is that people with serious mental illness are allowed to pass LAWS affecting the rest of us -the inmates don’t just run the asylum; they run the country!

  7. Jester says:

    Poor guy. Small wonder — look who his dad is. I’d be insane too.

  8. Gunny G says:

    Funny how he loses it right when he comes under investigation.

  9. IOpian says:

    The Democrat party is a perfect place for crazies to blend in and appear ‘mainstream.’

  10. southernsue says:

    it’s a lie!

    there is nothing wrong with this man’s health!

    he is going to go down in regards to obama’s vacated seat!

    he is panic mode about the investigation that is going on!

    his house is up for sale, i believe, and he has been spotted in a bar at different times with women who are not his wife!

    yes he is running scared!

    hope they get him!

  11. Nathaniel M says:

    Sam Adams says:
    October 18, 2012 at 10:20 am

    JJ has a lock on an insanity defense.

    Yup, you read me mind! :)

  12. Mickey Shea says:

    He’s pulling a Vincent “the Chin” Gigante act possibly.

  13. A_Nonny_Mouse says:

    My take: As soon as JJJr was tipped to the corruption investigation, he started building his “but I’m a mental patient” defense. Substance abuse, depression, not showing up at work, bla-bla-bla; the poor guy is obviously “sick”; he’s “not competent to form the intent” to commit any crimes; and besides in his “fragile mental state” the temptation to yield to {whatever the particulars of his alleged crime are} was beyond his capacity to resist.

    Once he’s acquitted due to mental impairment, he’ll experience a MIRACULOUS recovery, and will be back to soliciting bribes and whatnot in record time.

  14. WhiteFalcon1 says:

    …and obama is the chariot, right? Good times…good times!

  15. chuck in st paul says:

    a perfect representative for Chicago

  16. Jimbo says:

    An insane liberal? That’s redundant.

  17. Bad Barry says:

    Jezebel Jackson the Junior was heard to remark… “You gonna eat dat?”

  18. anon says:

    Extensive/extended substance abuse will often lead to mental breakdown.

  19. Right Reason says:

    “Attorney and political adviser Frank Avila Jr added that Jackson would practice martial arts routines while naked at the Turkish bath he frequented.”

    I’m Barack Obama and I approve of this message.

  20. Nathaniel M says:

    “Once he’s acquitted due to mental impairment, he’ll experience a MIRACULOUS recovery, and will be back to soliciting bribes and whatnot in record time.”

    Hey it worked for good ol’ SF mayor Gavin Nuisance! After he doinked his best friend’s wife/subordinate.

    http://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Newsom-seeks-treatment-for-alcohol-abuse-2619195.php

  21. I. M. Whiteas-Rice says:

    Jackson Jr. (D-Shakedown) is my congressman. I’ve called his local office a few times, and when they heard my Honkey (R-Minority) voice I was told “We’ll call back with an answer. They never called back – never.

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