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Oct 19 2012

Democrat Councilman Busted for Drunken Vandalism

Stereotypes are often correct. For example, Democrats are widely seen as juvenile, irresponsible, and sociopathic. Alburtis Borough councilman Kyle Bower, 19, of Lehigh County, Pennsylvania reminds us why:

Police say Bower stole some Republican campaign signs from the front of a home on Oct. 4, then drove his car through a soybean field and left it there with two bottles of beer, and the signs, inside after the car apparently got stuck. …

He faces a felony charge of agricultural crop destruction, which carries a maximum 10-year sentence, as well as various lesser charges such as criminal mischief, underage drinking and agricultural vandalism, according to court records.

The police have encountered Councilman Bower before:

He was already on probation. Back in January 2012, Bower took his seat on the council. Earlier that same day, he was sentenced to four years of probation after pleading guilty to misdemeanors for throwing a brick through his ex-girlfriend’s window and slipping out of handcuffs during an alcohol-related arrest.

Possibly inspired by his party’s most revered figure, who held tight to his position despite having been impeached, Bower has no plans to resign.

On tips from AC and Wiggins.

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13 Responses to “Democrat Councilman Busted for Drunken Vandalism”

  1. Jeeter says:

    Speaks volumes when a 19 year old, 1 year out of school, 1 year of legal adulthood, can be a councilman.

  2. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    We may have stumbled upon a new right,
    to drive drunk through a soybean field

  3. AC says:

    Not if Cass Sunstein can appoint lawyers to represent the put-upon soybeans.

  4. StanInTexas says:

    And why should he ever resign? So long as a Liberal can stand up and say “Nope, it never happened”, despite overwhelming evidence that they are lying; they will stay.

    Nothing matters to a Liberal except POWER!

  5. Mickey Shea says:

    They never resign. They have no shame. It takes a certain type of psychopath to be a politician.

  6. Ummah Gummah says:

    .

    Maybe a bastard Kennedy offspring..?

    .

  7. Dr. 9 says:

    They should release him and instead, imprison all the people who voted for him.

  8. Cluebat from Exodar says:

    http://tinyurl.com/9l7w8nh

    I’ll bet that there is more to this story.

    Butterfly knife. 67 yo man.

    I’m thinking it was a Romney sign.

  9. Doug says:

    If he runs for POTUS on the Demon-Rat ticket, all records will be expunged.

  10. Jodie says:

    AC says:
    October 19, 2012 at 6:39 am

    “Not if Cass Sunstein can appoint lawyers to represent the put-upon soybeans.”

    Good one AC!

  11. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Ummah
    If he would have run his girlfriend over, we could be referring to him as Senator Bower for the next sixty plus years.

  12. JDMedia says:

    19? lol… CouncilDude

  13. Bloodless Coup says:

    WTF!?!?!

    Unbelievable Claim…

    “FEMA ORDERED 102,000 Boxcars With Shackles!”

    http://www.project.nsearch.com/profiles/blogs/fema-ordered-102-000-boxcars-with-shackles

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