The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
President Obama, seen here hovering above his stool like a patient with an inflamed hemorrhoid, is still obviously suffering from that ass-whipping he received at the hands of Mitt Romney in the first debate.
First runner up:
“You want gas? I’ll give you gas!!”
“OK, Candy… got that transcript ready? Here it comes…”
Congratulations, SL442. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.