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Nov 01 2012

Occumom’s Marriage Collapses

If the demented and hypocritical moonbattery displayed during the appalling Occupy Wall Street phenomenon could be personified by a single individual, it would be Stacey Hessler:

The Florida housewife who abandoned her family to join Occupy Wall Street is divorcing, giving up custody of her four kids and taking a big payout from her husband.

Professional protester Stacey Hessler is legally splitting from her hubby, Curtiss, but not before waltzing off with a portfolio that includes cash and his 401(k) retirement fund, filled with stocks and other instruments of American capitalism.

That would be the same capitalism that Occucommies like Stacey demand be ground out of existence under the heel of collectivism.

Divorce papers cite “irreconcilable differences” for the split, saying the 19-year marriage “is irretrievably broken.”

Just like the Occumom’s mind.

As recently as last month, Stacey, 39, was sleeping in front of a Wells Fargo bank branch in the Financial District near Zuccotti Park, but it appears she scrambled back home to suburban DeLand [Florida] to finalize the divorce. …

The husband, a former Bank of America financial adviser, along with son Peyton, 18, and daughters Kennedy, 16, Sullivan, 14, and Veda, 8, reside in the three-bedroom, bungalow-style home built in 1952 on the ironically named East Rich Avenue.

It’s the picture of Americana, complete with a white picket fence and sprawling back yard.

The husband gets the house and kids. Stacey gets to continue her new existence as a self-described “midwives assistant, roller-derby queen, rock-star musician, activist, dreadlock princess, African-bee keeper and organic vegan freak.”

The disease known as moonbattery isn’t just disgusting. It destroys lives.

Husbands, if you discover your wives reading Time magazine or the New York Times, or soaking in the lunacy excreted by PBS/CBS/NBC/ABC/CNN/NPR, give them whatever help you can before the progressivism progresses. Don’t let this happen to your children’s mother:

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Stacey Hessler, the Occumom.

On a tip from J. Hat tip: Gateway Pundit.

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26 Responses to “Occumom’s Marriage Collapses”

  1. Doug says:

    Or find a woman from Central (or Eastern) Europe where they know better. I did ;)

    Moonbattery has consequences, on a personal level.

  2. TED says:

    Can there be any doubt this behaviour IS a sickness and this woman(?) should be in a rubber room somewhere – for her and everyone around her’s own good!?

  3. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    I always laugh when I see white people with dreadlocks. That’s all I need to know about her. A white person who hates white people. With nasty hair. (Can you imagine what it must smell like?)

  4. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    “midwives assistant, roller-derby queen, rock-star musician, activist, dreadlock princess, African-bee keeper and organic vegan freak”

    All these lucrative professions, yet no order of support from her ?
    Well, so much for equality for women.
    And in his defense, there should be little question of what she left him for.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/increasingly-debauched-are-sex-drugs-poor-sanitation-eclipsing-occupy-wall-street/

  5. 70Stage1 says:

    Had a Man (Dad) pulled that nonsense, he would have walked away with the big goose egg……rightfully so.

    When her “celebrity” wears off & money runs out, she’ll cut her hair, take a bath, and start using that money maker to her advantage. Problem is, some poor, hardup sap will fall for it.

    Poor kids. Best of luck to her ex-husband.

  6. Wesley M. says:

    Never have I been so happy to have my own wife and marriage. Thanks for the reminder, Dave.

  7. Tchhht!!! says:

    Ten bucks says that the minute the money runs out this skank will be suing for custody and support from hubby.

  8. chuck in st paul says:

    that’s what happens when lithium supplies get tight

  9. Sickening says:

    Just about what I envisioned. Only thing missing was the squad car and a squatting shit.

  10. wingmann says:

    Isn’t she 14 minutes 59 seconds past her 15?

  11. Ummah Gummah says:

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    skank

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  12. JNN says:

    I love how all of these activists take on grandiose names and/or titles. “midwives assistant, roller-derby queen, rock-star musician, activist, dreadlock princess, African-bee keeper and organic vegan freak” = loser, bigger loser and biggest loser. It proves my point that the real problem with OWS is the maturity.

  13. Anon-Y-Mouse says:

    …but she took da’ money!

    (Yeah, it’s easy to rail and bitch about ‘filthy lucre’…until you don’t have none.)

    In exactly 5 days, Stacy’s world will start crashing down so hard she will give Charles and Kayla’s expressions a real run for their money. (Go to Moonbat Archives/older archives/December 2004/scroll all the way down. You’ll see.)

    It is a personal flaw that I’m enjoying this so much.

  14. SR says:

    Time for Curtiss to find a hot Conservative babe there’s plenty of them out there.

  15. Doug says:

    Just not the second time around SR. The good ones stay married first time.

  16. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Tchhht!!
    She wouldn’t even have to bother suing here.
    Just latch on to any one of the myriad of welfare bennies, and the county will go after him on her behalf.

  17. Nathaniel M says:

    “I always laugh when I see white people with dreadlocks.”

    Rarely is there ever such a pathetic sight as the white boy/girl in dreads.

    “Look I have dreads, I must be so freaking cool!”

    Feh!

  18. whotothewhat says:

    a self-described “midwives assistant, roller-derby queen, rock-star musician, activist, dreadlock princess, African-bee keeper and organic vegan freak.”

    Add in stinky disgusting and delusional.

    The guy and the kids are better of without her.

  19. big-pete says:

    He’ll never be rid of her. That’s why you should always be careful about who you have your children with. Kooky liberals may seem cute when they’re young but if they don’t grow up this is what you are left with.

  20. True Blue says:

    “midwives assistant”

    Who in their right mind would allow THAT even into the same room with any child, much less a newborn? I almost got septicemia from her picture; hope the cops wore gloves.

    “African-bee keeper”
    African bees are an invasive species (so go figure she helps them) and destructive to honey bee populations, at least they were last time I checked; so I can assume she isn’t an enviro-kook. Is it even legal to raise and keep invasive insects, especially considering the devestation that we keep hearing happening to domestic bees?
    Her ex probably considers any money she got to be a good investment; and probably would have paid twice as much just so he would Never have to wake up next to That again.

  21. True Blue says:

    On the bright side, for Halloween, all she had to do was put on a showercap and *poof* “I’m a Jellyfish”

  22. Hillman says:

    With all due respect Dave, you left out Oprah and her magazine “O.” I think Oprah W. has done more to destroy America than Harry Reid. She hasn’t outdone Obama though.

  23. Grunt says:

    True Blue…LOL…I got an instant image of Ernie and Bernie from Sharks Tale. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Drxop8OpME

  24. .sepp says:

    I was married to a nutty bitch once and trust me…coughing up some cash to get rid of a nutcase while keeping your kids and the place they call home intact…sans moonbat…is well worth the money and piece of mind!
    MY nutcase ex is 30 grand behind in her child support payments…and we haven’t seen her in 6 years!

    The money would be nice but, NOT putting up with her has been well worth it for sanity’s sake!

    The guy might have lost a chunk of 401k ( get a better attorney dude! ) but, he’s paying for his kids to NOT being subjected to their lunatic mother’s leftnut insanity.
    Money well spent I’d say.

  25. Vic Kelley says:

    african beekeeper? Seems like you’d want European honeybees. The african ones (I’m talking about bees but it applies to coloreds too) are more aggressive, more violent, and produce less honey.

    And yeah she’s got some nasty hair. She makes Debbie Whatshername Sluts’ hair look good and clean.

  26. grayjohn says:

    I hope her family will be able to apreciate how fortunate they are that she extrated herself from their lives.

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