has gone viral on Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook. It even made the FAIL blog. And everywhere it goes, a legion of trolls follows, bloviating about that illiterate trailer trash from Alabama and all the nasty, unrepeatable things that should happen to her.
But there’s one problem — nothing about the story is true.
The girl is named Kim Stafford. She grew up in Boston and attends a liberal arts university in Taxachusetts that doesn’t even have Greek sororities. Kim is a registered Democrat, who is herself enough of an idiot to plan on voting for Obama.
On a tip from Ghost of FA Hayek.