Nov
03
2012
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…And sir, I told them “Don’t you dare let any of those NON-UNION crews work here in New Jersey…”
“That’s another fine mess you got us into, Ollie …”
“There’s donuts at the end of this walk right? If not, I’ll eat YOU!”
Looks like the The First Lady been starving you Barry….let’s go get some spaghetti and vino put some meat on these bones….
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Double speech bubble: “I can’t quit you!”
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A bromance made in heaven!
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Looks like the The First Lady been starving you Barry… lemme give you some Jersey Tube Steak to fill you up!
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Wow Chris, you DO have a “pull string” back here so you can spout the krap I want you to say!
do these pants make my ass look big?
“My eyes are open… how could I not see it before? The modern Republican party is mentally ill, sociopathic and will stop at nothing to regain power…even twisting a major national tragedy into a political point maker… pandering to the ignorant, superstitious and racists so they can continue to remake America into “United States of the Money Grubbers and Their Rubes”.”
Here, move to the other side, we can be the number ten.
2 more people and we can spell “OIHO”
Fat & Skinny went to bed,
Fat rolled over …
Now Skinny’s dead!
Romney/Ryan 3 More Days!
(An oldie but a goodie and the first thing I thought of when I saw this pic. Rest in Peace Dad)
Governor Christie to Obama. “You know I’m really a Democrat at heart”
Hey, Barry, The more the cushion, the better the pushin.
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
“I’ve eaten hotdogs bigger than you”
“Really? I’ve eaten dogs bigger than you!”
“Check out my campaign floatation device.”
Huh. Usually the skinny one is the straight-man.
A wimp and a blimp.
“Chris, I think I feel Hoffa back there.”
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushing.
C’mon, it will be like the new laurel and hardy, but with more diversity!
Michelle was right, you ARE ticklish there…
Rahm was right, lift the tiny flap in the back, and you can control him like a puppet…
Does this skinny dick make my ass look big?
Let’s see them caption THIS at moonbattery!
Together we are number 01
OK Christie you get the donuts and I’ll bring the blow. Tonight we are going to burn this mother down.
“Oh Barrack, I’m so excited that you called me last night! I’m sorry about the, “Stop lying Mr. President,” comment and all those other mean and nasty things I said about you on ABC last month. I was just lonely. I missed you. You hadn’t called in so long. Forgive me?”
You be Bud, I be Lou, and we can do whose on first…
I had to pretend I like him to get close, now where the heck is that off button?
Feel free to grab more ass Mr. President. There’s plenty of that to go around.
After the elections want to see if we can do ad spots for Big & Tall?
For the first time the Goddard Space Agency was able to watch gravitational capture of an orbiting body up close..
Barry, you think THIS is a disaster? Wait’ll you see NEXT WEEK.
As they approached the camera, everyone knew who was the bigger man
No! Really! They really do put liquor in the jello here
Remember when I said on camera I would help? I lied…
Christie: “Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you!”
Quote credit to Ambassador Londo Mollari, of “Babylon 5″.
obama,” last time I saw an ass that big was ahh, ahhh, if I say it mooshell will sit on me again.
RINO christie: does standing next to this socialist extremist make me look even fatter?
Yes – and even more fat-headed.
christie and OBOZO = reviving the Laural and Hardy comedy team.
…NOTHING is funnier than RINO-socialist slapstick.
Oh, you’re Governor Christie?! From far away you looked like Candy Crowley, my bad!
You…re…remember that time when…when we…like walked with our arms aroun…around each other…and…and we…like…we rode together on…on Marine One and…and stuff? Yeah! That was awesome!
sure I’ll give you Michelle’s dress from the last state dinner. you certainly have the tits and ass to fill it out
He ain’t heavy, he’s my bromance.
Ebony and Lardery
“Something tells me I’m into something good… (something tells me I’m into something)… Something tells me I’m into something gooood….”
Damn! This has gotta be the fatest white man I’ve ever had my arms around!
“Who runs Bartertown?”
Obama: Damn, misery makes me happy….hell, yeah!
Chritie: (Thinks to self) Uh-oh
Dumb and dumber.
Coming to NBCBSABC this Fall: “Laurel & Hardy – Together Again.”
Dumbo the elephant and a jackass.
You were great last night in bed.
(Well, I came here to do the “Well, here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into” caption but I see someone beat me to it. Besides, it sort of insults two of the finest comedians to walk the planet. So…I’ve got nothing other than “Chuckleheads on parade”, because seriously…)
Does that ASS make Christie look big?
Gee Mr. President, I thought only hurricane Sandy could give New Jersey that good of a blow job.
…and that was the first time I told them, “No, I’m going to run as a REPUBLICAN!”
The 64 Extra Short Suit meets the Empty Suit.
WOW! Huge Romney/Ryan rally in Ohio (Full Video)
http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2012/11/video-paul-ryan-mitt-romney-rock-house.html
Fatty and Skinny went to take a bath. Fatty farted and Skinny laughed.
Fatty and Skinny in the same bed. Fatty farted and …
Obama brought the doughnuts!
I’d vote for you myself if you hadn’t burnt my Bible in Bagram Afghanistan in 2009. Song “Obama burnt my Bible”.
on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQB2qQ_WowY
Fat Man and Little Boy
“Don’t kid yourself, O; you need me a helluva lot more than I need you right now!”
If you’ve got the money honey I’ve got the time.
Ohhhhhhh yes barry!
Please keep squeezing the extra set of boobs on my back
that are soooooo plumpy and hairy!
C: hot damn those Rino ribs were tasty!
O: you crack me up, fat boy.
And the President just could not contain his joy knowing he was handling the “tough guy,” Governor Christie.
No, I’M gonna be the pitcher and YOU be the catcher.
Ya know Chris, Michelle has a RINO exercise program…
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean.
“You’ll love NJ more than ever; the whole state is a bath house!!!”
Quick get a shot of me with this hippo or RINO or whatever then it’s off to Vegas! By the way, businesses, don’t you dare go to Vegas.
“Oh, and Chris, I want Ann Coulters endorsement too.”
Damn Chrissy, did you just fart?
1. “Well Cris…in the ass department, Michelle still has you beat.”
2. As Obama ruminated on how Christie’s praise would help his campain; the Governor fantasized about Fava beans and a nice Chianti.
“Let’s eat the rich.”
“You had me at eat.”
Look Michelle–I bagged a RINO!
Christy: Like you said. We are getting the FEMA money for this disaster and no strings, right?
Obama: Hahahahahahahah republicans…hahahahhaha…whew!
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean….
“I’m with you on aborting all those black babies, Barry! And promoting gay marriage should help keep down the minority population as well.”
Barak Obama could eat no fat
his ass-kissing governor could eat no lean
I’m gonna just slap you and ride the wave on in…
Actually that was my second choice, my first was
Of course you’re going to have to be on top – after all, you’re the President… until January.
Big ass embraces no balls.
We can do this Barry, let’s do it! You issue the executive order legalizing replacing Biden while I make Joe a Jersey offer he can’t refuse.
I’m a lot more fun than Rosie can ever be!!
Of course I like them big, have you seen Michelle’s ass?
Just one more trick, and I promise you that peanut
Fat sell out prick.
This picture is going to haunt me!
Guess you guys really got your “two minute hate” today.
Blount knows just how to tweak y’all, though being, in large part, obviously the genetically mean members of the species, it doesn’t take much to get y”all a’hatin.
With friends like Chris Christie who need enemies.
“Choose your partners,
Skip to my Lou,
Choose your partners,
Skip to my Lou,
Skip to my Lou my darling, . . . ”
“Reason is not automatic; those who deny reason can’t be conquered by it.” ~ Ayn Rand
You know with a lot more hair you could pass for Michelle.
Hey Curly, Where’s Moe???
HEY HEY KIDS, IT’S THE KRISTIE THE KLOWN SHOW!
Coming soon to a theatre near you….Laurel and Hardy do Jersey Shore.
If I only had a brain
“Oh Barry, you are such a sweet, sweet man.”
Hey Issac, did you misspell your own name? Shouldn’t it be Isaac?
Wow Michelle has really slimmed down!
“Governor, have you ever heard of Charlie Crist?”
Irony is king. The winner:
mkultra says:
November 3, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Fat Man and Little Boy
“Did you see those two old broads duking it out with purses at the gas station?”
I’m just going to be straight up with these folks,they got as much chance getting their power back on as I do ever seeing my dick again.
Don’t worry Chris, we’re going to be spending a lot of time together. Next to you, I look REALLY good.
“Thanks for the cookie jar full of cash!”
Obama; “Me, me, me, me, I, I, I…”
Christie; “NO! It’s me, me , me, me, I, I, I!”
You look like you been eatin’ enough, dawg!
Let’s have a donut!
Why did you kiss my ear?
Why are you holding my hand?
Where’s your other hand?
Between two pillows.
Those aren’t pillows!
The runt meets the gunt
Upon seeing this photo, Joe Biden exclaimed, “This is a big fat deal!”
No, seriously, where did Michelle get her eating shovel from?
Blah blah blah blah hate blah blah blah hate hate blah blah………….Blount knows just how to tweak y’all
Issac
Game
Set
Match
I bet you’d never guess my favorite instrument in school was the “lunch Bell”
obama:you need to come up with some kinda plan,or these people will run your ass out of town
christi:yea,but that would require two trips
NBC Presents!!! Losers on Parade!!!
You complete me, Barry.
“Cabinet position?” “C’mon, Chris, for that you’ve gotta go on TV and tell people that the support I provided you was EXCELLENT.”
Hey! I’m hungry. How about we BBQ up some dogs?
“So then I stood up at the convention and talked about myself for half an hour, and totally ignored the Romster.”
“Man, I saw that on TV…that was just great!”
New TV series “Two and a half men”
I never knew a bathhouse could be such fun, Barry!
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
They’d be joined at the hip, but elbows will do.
“See, with my arm locked in front of your arm, you won’t be able to reflexively bow to anyone, and that will help you get reelected.”
“my allegiance to a political party?? Whichever way the wind blows.”
“Well Stanley, this another fine mess you got me into.”
“Was that photo op as good for you as it was for me?”
“So then I barked at some stupid teacher in the audience, and everyone decided I was a conservative! I shit you not, Barry.”
“Hey, while we’re just talking, what do I get if I take it one more level and flat-out endorse you on Monday night?”
Say Bary, you ever seen a fat man in a bathtub?!”
“Why yes, all the time at Man Country!”
“Say yes Barry & I’ll make gay marriage legal in NJ.”
Jerk and the Fatman
I saw your “0″ face….
did you see mine?
Porky & Bess
“have a good time in Ohio Mr. President, I’ll make sure you get credit for not fixing this mess like Bush did with Katrina”
Wow, that ass really makes Chris Christie look bigger!
“All those things I said about you? I didn’t mean them! You’re a great president!”
“Oh, Chris, I know I am! Valerie tells me so!”
“I hope that’s a wide angle camera. Now – we have a deal, right? You give me lots of federal $, and I let you blow my whistle, huh?”
“The Walrus and the Carpenter”
(Both were opportunists)
My favorites:
1. leo says:
November 3, 2012 at 7:55 pm
New TV series “Two and a half men”
2. Leland Ray says:
November 3, 2012 at 6:34 pm
“Did you see those two old broads duking it out with purses at the gas station?”
3. True Blue says:
November 3, 2012 at 12:37 pm
“Who runs Bartertown?”
4. Drury says:
November 3, 2012 at 10:39 am
…And sir, I told them “Don’t you dare let any of those NON-UNION crews work here in New Jersey…”
Two men enter, one man leaves.
Remember when we were kids and they made fun of us? Fatty and Skinny laying in bed…Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead….darn I hated that!
in a mirror, darkly
(star trek: enterprise ref)
when funhouse mirrors come to life
Chris, I like when you tickle my prostate
…and they call it puppy looove…
True blue wins with….”Who runs Bartertown?” Spit coffee everywhere damn lol
Rumor out of the Chicago bathhouse circuit sez I’m your type~
Fatman and Robin ‘hood
“And then Dean Wormer told me, ‘Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.’”
“Well Ollie, here’s another fine mess you’ve got me into.”
Tell me again about the rabbits, George!
Warning!
There is reason to believe that Chris Christie is a friend and supporter of the MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/08/nj_go…
Thanks for the Halloween candy Hurricane Handout, Barry!
“Fat Man” and “Little Boy”
I got this fat fucker to do endorse me!
“Of course I’ll respect you in the morning!”
You don’t want your first time to be with just anyone.
If all else fails, they can eat you Governor!
They said, “it will be large, slow and blow a lot of worthless air around and then there’s also a hurricane coming.”
“I’m parked out back. Behind the commisary”.
(Blazing Saddles).
2012/2013,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I just ate Romney … Pretty sure you are going to win …
Big Guy: “I was hoping we could colonialise the Middle East…”
I couldn’t hold it in any longer and sharted all over Axelrod’s face.
Obama to Christie: Do you know where I can get rid of an unused sasquatch? I don’t need it anymore.
Biggest loser, NJ edition
Tell you what little buddy. Charlie Crist told me if I helped you get elected you would help me lose weight.
Barry:Do you believe?
Chris:How can I?
Barry:Put your arm around me; your hand on my side.
Chris:YES! YES! I do believe!
Barry:You believed because I came to your state, and pretended to be bi-partisan. Foolish are those who never see me pretend to pander, and yet still believe!
“So, tell me again how nicotine helps with weight loss.”
Looks like Romney is going to win this election Chris, so smile big, gotta make sure the mainstream media can show this photo op when you run for president in the future. You love me, you really love me!
October Surprise: Christie eats Obama!
Christie: Ooo- bama cakes! My favorite…
Can I sniff your jock, Barack? Can I? Can I? Can I?
“No one left behind.”
c’mon barry, let’s go back to my place for some jersey choom and a bath ! once you’ve had fat, you’ll never go back !
One Big Mac away from a heart attack vs. too pussy whipped to eat a Big Mac.
Barry, when we get home, I want to be on top!
Wadda you mean I was too heavy for you? You chose the bottom!
Jack Sprat could eat no fat; his wife could eat no lean.
“New on TV this Fall: ‘Laurel & Hardy’s Evil Twins.’”
Christie: I can haz cheezeburger? Please? Please?
Obama: (Chuckle) Oh sure you can, I’ll tell my staff to make that happen.
Hey, Barry, if you’ll take me to your bath-house, I’ll take you to mine! I’d love to be with a black man , even if he’s only half-black; Pull-eeeeeeze, Sir? After all I done already kissed your ass for a couple of days, ain’t that good enough foreplay? Pull-eeeeeze?
The little one is called Master.
He’s the brains.
He runs Underworld.
The other one is Blaster.
He’s the muscle.
Together they can be very powerful.
They are also arrogant.
Hey Barry can you believe they think there is a difference between republicrats and democans anymore. I know, we got me all confused now. New we let a crisis go to waste.
Christie: So how do you keep your girlish figure, Barry?
Barry: Mostly crack, fat boy. And a super dose of male hormones. Which I take orally several times per day.
Christie: I stopped worrying about the size of my butt when I saw your wife on the cover of vogue.
“does this shirt make me look fat?”
Barry, I can lose weight, but you just can’t fix stupid.
“Holy S___! And I thought Fat Albert was chunky! He’s got nothin’ on you, Krispy Kreme!”
“Now they got another reason to call me a RHINO”
Fat Boy and Thin Man, the two Atomic Bombs.
I appreciate you opening up a position in Benghazi for me, especially since it comes with the unlimited doughnut fringe benefits…
Wow, Chris, your back end is almost as big as Michelles.
So if Biden quits, I’ve got the job, right?
“Don’t tell Michelle what I ate for breakfast.”
“The East Coast is in serious pain.”
“Oh, well. I’m off to Vegas to campaign!”
“Breaking Stupid – Starring Barack Laurel and Chris Hardy”
OMG girlfriend! Just LOOK at you!!
“Oooohhoo, I love eating chocolate covered Barrys!!”
“No problem Governor. If I when re-election I’ll make sure you can star in a couple episodes of Sesame Street. The Big Bird costume should fit perfectly!”
“No problem Governor. If I win re-election I’ll make sure you can star in a couple episodes of Sesame Street. The Big Bird costume should fit perfectly!”
Laurel and Hardie (also known as Dick and Doof) set off for Crusoeland after leaving all their inheritance behind due to outrageous taxes. Only to find they loose their new island state due to poor management.
The Tweedles, you decide which is Dee and which is Dumb.