Nov
10
2012
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And I thought Velvet Elvi were bad enough.
There is no election fraud in Obama’s America
You too can easily win votes from the DUMB ASSES er, uh, I mean the DUMB MASSES. What’s the trick? Just use an ambiguous goal without any detail on how to achieve it!
That’s the DUMB ASS Way!
“…I’m so in love with you…,” sung poorly to the tune by Al Green.
How about THIS for a caption… “Eff Obama”
ACHIEVMENT!
(Now throw me your votes!)
Yes, its that insane. But its only insane around SANE people.
Its completely acceptable if surrounded by the insane.
The brother is watching you
“Voters line up to watch a video of Obama singing, before they go to the official booths to cast their vote.”
Welcome to the United Socialism of Greece.
My name is Obama, and I approved this message.
Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you
Every single day
And every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
Ill be watching you
Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
Now my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you
NOW VOTE YOU BITCHES
This song is an oldie, well it is where I come from. Your kids are gonna love it.
Big Brother is watching… how you vote.
“Tyranny will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. I am the one you’ve been waiting for. I am the tyrant that you seek. “
All in all you’re just another pr*ck in the wall.
Obama’s singing:
And now, the end is here
and now I face, the final polling.
My friend, I’ll say it clear,
I’ll state my case, and I ain’t lying
I’ve lived, a life of bull,
I suborned each, and every perjury.
And more, much more than this, I fooled them My Way.
Regrets, you’ve had a few,
but then again, you didn’t build that.
I did, what I had to do, to spread the wealth, without exemptions.
I planned, each charted course, to bring about, my leftist tyranny.
And more, much more than this, I did it My way.
Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When I exempted, those I couldn’t screw
But through it all, when there was doubt
I made up lies and spat them out
I faced it all and I stood small, and did it my way.
I’ve schemed, I’ve rolled some J’s
I’ve had my fill, my share of chooming.
And now, as freedom dies, I find it all so damned amusing.
To think, “did I do that”?
And may I say, not in a shy way,
“Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I cite Alinsky.
For what is a man, what has he got?
That I can’t take, he’ll soon have naught
He’ll say the things he truly feels, we’ll beat him down, and make him kneel,
The record shows, what Orwell knows, I did it my way!
I wish some body would photoshop the 1984 macintosh commercial with Obamas photo in it.
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ You can’t touch this!
Impeach this.
Don’t look at the man from behind your curtain…
Voter fraud is only illegal for Republicans. Vote for me. Come back in an hour and vote again. Your messiah is commanding you.
Vote for the man with CHANGE coming out the ears!
Voting for Dummies 2012
All in all you’re just another brick in the wall.
” I’m Big Brother… and I approve this message…”
Vote!… like your stupid parts depend upon it.
Alright, some one get some paint and cover this before everyone shows for church Sunday.
“War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.”
― George Orwell, 1984
We need to clean that big shit stain off the wall.
Obama hangs his head in shame because he knows he’s the only black man whose face gets colored in with white paint.
“He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.” (oopps… that’s not B. Obama, that was A. Hitler)
How about:
“We shoulda picked our own cotton.
♫ ♫ IIII’m every woman, it’s all in meeeeeee ♫ ♫
Just another brick in the wall
The artist was furious. The stupid voting instructions on the wall covered up the hammer & sickle, the red star, and the raised cliched fist.
Correction:
The artist was furious. The stupid voting instructions on the wall covered up the hammer & sickle, the red star, and the raised clenched fist.
♫ As the snow flies
♫ On a cold and gray Chicago mornin’
♫ A poor little man child is born
♫ In the ghetto
For those times when a big picture of Lenin is just too obvious…
or
I Lenin velikiy nam put’ ozaril,
Nas vyrastil Stalin – na vernost’ narodu,
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!
(And the great Lenin lit the way ahead,
We were raised by Stalin to be true to the people,
To labour and great feats he inspired us!)
(Soviet national anthem)
“I’m Chris Christie and I have nothing but praise for this painting…”
Just another dick on the wall.
What mural, I don’t see a mural. Do you see a mural??
Poll worker: “Hello, Democrat or Republican?” … “Bwahahahah, yeah, just kidding, I’ll put you and your grandparents and great uncle down for Obama”
George has finished calibrating back
there…so let’s flip that tallying
switch back to R since this is an
obvious Dem voting booth. Ha Ha Ha
‘Elvis has NOT left the building’
The five commandments of Obamunism:
1. Whatever works hard for a living is an enemy
2. Whatever siphons off of the public treasury is a friend
3. No Obamunist must be self sufficient
4. No Obamunist must be industrious
5. All Obamunists are equal, but some are more equal than others
Pay no attention to that moonbat mural on the wall.
This Fresco-bama is not an election violation! All the machines are rigged for Obama anyways.
“I’ll have a lot more flexibility in my second term, Comrade….Hey, is this mic on?”
AHAHAHAHAHA
SUCKERS.
Yes, they realy are watching you.
“We will take America without firing a shot…….We will BURY YOU! We can’t expect the American people to jump from Capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving them small doses of Socialism, until they awaken one day to find that they have Communism. We do not have to invade the United States, we will destroy you from within.”
Might as well be his….
‘Oh I wish he was in the land of cotton…’
8 Presidential Councils for Women are not enough,there should be a czar for each State,”a real ladies man.”
Men need not apply.(or expect due process in the courts.)
“I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.”
Here comes the real hope and change.
Prepare to be fundamentally transformed
“I hate Illinois Nazis!” —Jake Blues
Yes We Can – Watch You!
A vote for Romney makes Baby Jesu..I mean Barack cry.
Feeling the love yet?
I’ve got drones watching you, too.
What am I going to tell Michelle if you don’t vote for me?
I have been working so hard for you. Every single minute of every day, I’ve been working for you. Not a day goes by that I haven’t been working for you. Now get in there and vote.
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here . . .
“The devil you know is better than working for a living”
No, I told you I don’t need the bus to the 5th precinct – I just voted there 20 minutes ago! Now that I’ve voted here I’m supposed to go to the 2nd precinct and vote there! So which bus do I need?
Note the guy in the background “helping” the other guy to make sure he votes Obama.
lost soul in a fish bowl!
another brick in the wall
Joe says:
November 10, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Just another dick on the wall.
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winner
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This mural is o-o-ok.. but I’ve seen better.. Next term we need to fly in some rooskie painters.. like I told Putin, now that I’m more flexible.. he could return the favor.. send me a few paint crews.. lots of murals to paint in America..
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RE: Help us at November 10, 2012 at 11:44 am”
“Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you”
That’s POLICE-State talk!!!!!hahahahah
Voter:
Let’s see, vote for Romney or Obama? What’s that, the voting machine says “Obama” rat’cheer, but I can’t find no “Romney” button. Oh, well, guess it’ll be Obama . . .
Moonbats outraged Philly Ward 35 voting machines blocked voter’s view of Obama mural.
This is in a school.
This is what your children are being taught every day in public schools.
With no mention of Big Brother or 1984.