The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
“I’ll have a lot more flexibility in my second term, Comrade… Hey, is this mic on?”
—Highway Hospital Student
First runner up:
All in all you’re just another pr*ck on the wall.
“No, I told you I don’t need the bus to the 5th precinct — I just voted there 20 minutes ago! Now that I’ve voted here I’m supposed to go to the 2nd precinct and vote there! So which bus do I need?”
Congratulations, Bob Roberts. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.