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Nov 14 2012

Higher Pay for Homosexuals at Google

In a caste system like we have in the fundamentally transformed USSA, the benefits of belonging to a favored group are endless. Those unlucky enough to be cursed with white skin can easily advance up the hierarchy by claiming to spread incurable lethal diseases through repugnant forms of sexual depravity. Among the benefits — Google plans to pay homosexual employees more than sexually healthy employees. The excuse:

Google is set to begin covering a cost that gay and lesbian employees must pay when their partners receive domestic partner health benefits, according to a report in the New York Times.

The increased pay is largely to compensate these workers for an extra tax that heterosexual married couples do not pay. …

Under federal law, employer-provided health benefits for domestic partners are counted as taxable income…

The suits at Google have decided that there is no difference between holy matrimony and cohabitating sodomites, so they are making up for the tax with higher pay.

On a tip from Stephan The Original.

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  • KHarn

    Before any troll stats yapping, the big flaw here is OUT-OF-CONTROL TAXATION.

  • Alphamail

    Add to this, a monthly stipend for teaching the company’s daycare kids how to give Elmo a woody, and child benefits for how many kids they should have had – maybe 3 or 4 – had it not been for that insidious innate gender confusion…which by the way, should allow them to collect even more psychiatric disability benefits…..and then, when they realize they would look better with a mustache, they can get taxpayer funded gender-reassignment procedures with medical leave and rehabilitation pay…which would incur even further gender confusion, which would then allow them to collect even more child benefits, because the original child benefits were for their other gender………and then……….

  • Highway Hospital Student

    Look. If Google wants to pay homos more, then they have the right to do so.

    Put in a mini bathhouse in every coffee clutch….I don’t care.

    This does mean however, that women now have a real problem with respect to “equal” pay, instead of a phony problem they’ve used to try and extort more money out of their companies.

    Furthermore, there is no rule at Google that says that if you personally want to make more money, you can’t just go into your boss’s office and proudly announce that you just took one up the lordosis.

    Finally, that’s the liberal way of doing things — (f ‘em) and they are welcome to f each other as a morning greeting if they so desire.

    (Yeah…But what next? A pilus between the double o’s in the “Google” logo?)

  • modd kenwood

    is it too late for me to turn gay? they’ve got the world at their feet now.I want some o’that

  • jmb

    and on a practical note, some alternatives to google and by the way, they don’t save your IP address

    http://www.duckduckgo.com
    http://www.startpage.com (google anonymizer)
    ixquick
    ghostery

  • Biff

    Didn’t I see this in a bad Adam Sandler movie?

  • beforethestorm

    The comment section for this article on MSNBC was just painful to read. Quite frankly, cultural conservatives are distant losers in the propaganda war.

  • T. R. Ollberg

    modd kenwood says:
    November 14, 2012 at 6:18 pm
    is it too late for me to turn gay? they’ve got the world at their feet now.I want some o’that

    —–

    Take a cue from the transvestites and tell them you identify with homosexuality but had the poor fortune to be born straight.

  • Dr. 9

    Once again, we see the price to be paid for being an overly tolerant society.

  • whotothewhat

    Now I know what Google means. So heteros are being Googled?

  • Ahriman

    And what are the achievements of your fragile country? It is a corpse rotting slowly from within while maggots writhe in its belly. It was built with the toil of heroes and giants, and now it is inhabited by frightened weaklings to whom the glories of those times are half-forgotten legends. I have forgotten nothing and my wisdom has expanded far beyond mere mortal frailties. For all your mewling and crying, none of you shall tip the scales in any meaningful way, and yet you will continue to complain about everything. So be it, you pitiful curs. So be it.

  • Highway Hospital Student

    Ahriheadman

    I just had a bacon sundae.

  • Alxandro

    What a major disruption.
    If all the queers, homos and faggots are attracted to Google, all my haircuts are now going to suck, no pun.

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