Cat Man Dead
According to liberal ideology, it is perfectly acceptable for a man to want to surgically transform himself into a crude facsimile of a woman. Taxpayers will even be forced to pay for it. Why not take the next step and surgically transform yourself into a female cat? Dennis Avner gave it a try. The result was unsurprising:
Dennis Avner, the Nevada man who spent years trying to morph his body into that of a cat has died. He was 54. …
Avner underwent a series of radical body modification procedures to make himself look like a female cat, from whiskers and ears to a mechanical tail. …
Avner’s operations have included bifurcation (splitting) of his upper lip, surgical pointing of the ears, silicone cheek and forehead implants, tooth filing, tattoos, and facial piercing.
Avner explained his motives on his website:
“I am Huron and following a very old tradition have transformed myself into a tiger.”
A native chief inspired him to “follow the ways of the tiger.”
With his overgrown fingernails, fangs and striped skin tone, Avner was a highly recognizable figure in his neighborhood.
His cause of death has not yet been revealed, yet some are speculating … that Avner may have killed himself.
Maybe we should set political correctness aside and try healing psychiatric illness instead of surgically indulging it.
On a tip from Bob Roberts.
Too much catnip, a nice big Rotty, maybe got run over while licking his prick in the street……anyway, pray the SOB doesn’t have nine lives.
That’s what you call a “fat cat”.
At this point, I am simply surprised taxpayers weren’t forced to pay for it.
Other than that, I can’t help but wonder how many girls brought this one home to meet her parents.
ANYTHING IS POSSABLE.
After 4 more years…
Dave, thanks for the heads-up!
I’ll warn Teddy and JFK to carefully screen all their prospects on Lucifer’s dating service – Light-A-Match.com
I have a feeling that, unlike most ‘animals’ he’s never reproduced.
So let me get this straight: it’s a LONG-STANDING tradition of the HURON TRIBE, who are native to NORTH AMERICA to transform into TIGERS which are native to ASIA?
Go on regressives, justify this.
TED says:
OK, I may rethink armed revolution.
In related animal news:
Hey, I love animals as much as the next guy, but these people are MOONBATS:
http://www.newsobserver.com/2012/11/13/2481006/opossum-drop-halted-in-brasstown.html
Mickey
The next possum I “drop”, I now know who to send it to.
Collective IQ of Human species rises marginally.
As some wise guy said: ‘It’s the first effect of not believing in God that you lose your common sense…’
Sorry for the families loss, but did he choke on a furball?
And where does society draw the line?
Allowing a quite ostensibly mentally ill man harm himself with body mods.
So how much is too much? Surely it is a matter of preference but if I were to draw that line it would be drawn at the point where you were trying to look outside of your species.
Now I could be heartless and ask “Did they bury him in the backyard?” but I won’t lower myself to that level.
Location: Anytown USA, YMCA locker room
dad: come on son, time to get our swimsuits on
little boy: Daddy! that monster scares me! Make him go away
dad: Now now Junior, don’t be a bigot. That cat man with breasts has every right to sit on the bench and leer at us. Oh look, he wants you to go pet him. Go ahead, don’t be afraid.
Living With The DemocRAT Next Door
There was a time when people like this were confined to white room. Now they end up famed or even worse, as our elected officials.
The country is far to gone to correct.
I’m so sorry….with all due respect, my condolences to the family of Mr. Avner. At least he paid for his surgeries himself (didn’t he?).
Outside of that, I must ask that y’all forgive me, but…
OMG ROTFLMAO Alphamail and Elizabeth…
As bizarre as his appearance is, his mental state must have been nightmarish to justify (to himself) such massive mutilation.
Maybe we should rethink funding Avner’s same type of fundamental transformation for all liberals with Obamacare, as long as their expedited ending is the same. After all, it would be fitting for every Obama voter to wear the mark of the beast.
“…Maybe we should set political correctness aside and try healing psychiatric illness instead of surgically indulging it.”
A-freakin-men.
On a sadder note, it doesn’t even look vaguely like a cat. WTF?
Logic_Mine says:
November 14, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Now I could be heartless and ask “Did they bury him in the backyard?” but I won’t lower myself to that level.
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Cause of death?
Chasing cars on the freeway?
BTW, why wasn’t this guy walking around on all fours?
What a stupid asshole.
Any surgeon doing this should be stripped of their medical license.
“I am Huron and following a very old tradition have transformed myself into a tiger.”
From what I’ve read of the Hurons, or Wyandottes, as they call themselves,originally came from What is now Ontario, Canada. The most radical bodily modification I can find is that they wore Mohawk hairstyles.
Dennis Avner, the Nevada man who spent years trying to morph his body into that of a cat has died. He was 54. …
First world problems.
mojo says: November 14, 2012 at 2:12 pm
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The nice thing about the gene pool is it is occasionally self-cleansing.
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Grunt says: November 14, 2012 at 2:57 pm
At least he paid for his surgeries himself (didn’t he?).
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Don’t bet on it. These days moonbats demand we pay for all sorts of nonsense. Just read a few back issues of Moonbattery. Your tax dollars now pay for sex change (and other radical change) operations, for instance.
Clingtomyguns says: November 14, 2012 at 3:17 pm
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You’re suggesting we make giving them “the mark of the beast” mandatory?
In some ways that’s not a bad idea, but it will never fly.
Logic_Mine says: November 14, 2012 at 2:25 pm
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Actually it was probably in his will that they do just that, or in a pet cemetery perhaps.
I, too, feel sad for any of the family and friends of this obviously demented man. Any who didn’t coddle and encourage him in his madness, anyway.
Good fucking riddance.
Concerns linger…….
Did he use a cat box?
Was he spayed?
Did he succumb to a large tuna kibble?
Could he actually lick his crotch?
Was he willing to sleep on your lap?
Could he catch mice?
Questions to haunt us for the ages.
He was in a Comcast commercial during the early stage of his transformation. He seemed to have second thoughts at the time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It0ozA0dXQY
Mom always said, “if you can’t say something nice…..”
A face only a mother cheetah could love.
they are now reporting that he committed suicide…
‘Stalking Cat’ Daniel Avner found dead in ‘suicide’ after years of transforming his face to look like a feline
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2232523/Stalking-Cat-Daniel-Avner-dead-possible-suicide-years-transforming-face-look-like-feline.html?ICO=most_read_module
No suicide…the coroner said Cat Scratch Fever…deadly.
May have comitted suicide? If he didn’t he should have.
Thank You Comrade
This is a lesson to all pet owners:
He was probably killed by a coyote or a fisher cat. Keep your beloved animals indoors!
I heard he crawled up into the engine compartment…fan blade got him.
Apparently a cat having 9 lives is a myth.
Y’all a bunch of transpeciesphobes.
He took his own life – what a pussy!
Get a hat box and we’ll have a little funeral.
Good thing we didnt get the big bag of Moist and Crunchies.
/2013,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Cause of death: cat scratch fever
Judge not lest ye be judged. I hope none of you are Christians. Otherwise you might want to refamiliarize yourself with the Bible.