You might think that not even Obama could find a more cataclysmically awful Secretary of State than Shrillary Rotten Clinton, last seen hiding in Australia so that she won’t have to answer questions about her role in letting Americans die in Benghazi and then covering it up with lies that wouldn’t convince a small child. If so, you would think wrong. Candidates to replace her include:
“…on a day-to-day basis with the full awareness of officers at all levels of command… [American troops in Vietnam] personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country.”
Although considered for Secretary of State, Hanoi John now seems more likely to be appointed Secretary of Defense, as he is the ultimate loogey for Obama to spit in the face of America’s Armed Forces.
Fareed Zakaria. Zakaria has made a career in the “mainstream” media by being a guy with a Muslim background who hates America.
“Every column he’s written in the Washington Post for the last two years has been a job application,” said one longtime Washington foreign policy insider who requested anonymity.
Zakaria is known for denouncing the Constitution, Founding Fathers, and American system in general. Naturally his message resonates profoundly with the first anti-American president. Here we see the personification of the USA’s decline with a finger in Zakaria’s book The Post-American World:
Like Joke Biden, Zakaria is an admitted plagiarist. This got him fired from CNN, but will not count against him among the still lower breed of scum who run our government.
Susan Rice. This is the moonbat tool who followed Obama’s orders to tour all the Sunday talk shows proclaiming that a YouTube video from the USA caused the bloodshed in Benghazi, although it has been proven seven ways to Sunday that all of them knew at the time it was a coordinated terror attack, not some spontaneous righteous uprising against American iniquity. In any sane country she would have long since been forced to resign her position as UN Ambassador in total disgrace. In the fundamentally transformed USSA, her mindless obedience to the trash in the White House makes her an apt candidate for promotion.
That any of these treasonous kooks could be seriously considered for the position confirms that our current situation is absolutely intolerable.
On tips from Varla, TaterSalad, Conan, Henry, SR, and Bob Roberts.