Nov
17
2012
Caption Contest
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On a tip from Bob Roberts.
We call them little buggers “turd crawlers” where I come from.
“There are no flies on me”.
Our lord and master, Satan, is pleased. Here is his kiss.
Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies
“I see this dung heap is already boiling with maggots”
Let me be clear … I am lord over even these little winged ones landing on my lips to feed on the steaming piles coming out of my mouth.
Lord, I’m looking right up his nostril, and there’s no brains there!
Hans Gruber: Who are you then?
Barack Obama: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.
Oh, my God, it’s Damian!
This fly is reacting to a video on YouTube… it is not associated with flies anywhere else.
I don’t have a cute quote or caption, I just wanted to point out that flies are always attracted to shit.
Fly: ““All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.” Now, what do you say?
Obama: Yes we can! Yes we can! (Played backwards: Serve Satan, Serve Satan!)
“27 As soon as Judas took the bread, Satan entered into him.”
John 13:27
New International Version (NIV)
Poor old ‘Bamma swallowed a fly. He swallowed a bird to eat the fly. He swallowed a cat to eat the bird. He swallowed a dog to eat the cat. He swallowed himself to eat the dog.
Where is it? Where is it?
I can smell it, I’m perched on the Donkey’s ass, but I can’t SEE the crap!
“Bzzzz…I’ll just sit here until my next meal flows out!”
Maybe I should stop bullshitting so much…
… They know I can’t move a finger, and I won’t. I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do… suspect me. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, “Why, Obama wouldn’t even harm a fly…”
We secretly replaced the steaming pile of crap with new and improved Marxist crap.
Let’s see if the flies can tell the difference
Let’s see… what attracts flies?
Fly: Gregor? Is that you, Gregor?
“I wonder if he can vote??”
In Kenya, we learned to ignore flies on our faces from a very early age…
Here we see an example of a verminous parasite, known for spreading death and disease. Known to be attracted to feces and garbage, this creature is the curse of all mankind.
But what is that on his lip?
“but the fly? He is of no nationality; all the climates are his home, all the globe is his province, all creatures that breathe are his prey, and unto them all he is a scourge and a hell.” Mark Twain, “Letters from the Earth” .
Sounds like they have a lot in common….
Lord of the Lies
TOO FUNNY! You guys are doing great with the captions. I think I’ll sit this one out.
You know, that fly could have landed anywhere, and yet he chose there.
Why?
Flies know shit when they smell it.
Been kissing Michelle’s a$$ again
I smell bullshit !!!!
You can’t fool them flies.
Hey, is that Sally Strothers over there waddling around with a Twinkie* in her mouth, screeching about the plight of those Americans? The plan is progressing well…
* had to pay tribute to an institution that’s been destroyed under his watch.
I will never starve to death sitting here.
The fly is saying it all started as a zit on my butt
Here’s a bat, swat that damn thing!
Soon as he opens his mouth, there’ll be a load of bullshit around here!
O’Candyman…We dare you to vote for him 5 times.
Scientists have now discovered “cancer sniffing” flies. This one is checking out that thing on the side of Obama’s nose.
The early fly gets the best bullshit.
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Ceci n’est pas une mouche.
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Hey man, wit dem bat ears you should fly faster than me.
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Moose to her mother: “I told you he’s a fly guy”
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Would you buy anything from this decaying pile of refuse?
Just ignore it , it will come closer. And Then Michelle will never know I had MEAT ! HAHAHAHAHA !
shit face
Where’s a fly swatter when you need one?
A fly knows when it’s found dessert…
He’ll eat anything…
Man am I ever freakin stoned! That was some good choom! I can’t even move my hands I’m so freakin stoned!
EAT SHIT!!! 16,000,000,000,000 flies can’t be wrong.
Obama: Why can’t I just eat my waffle?
“Oops, forgot to wipe my mouth after sucking Valarie Jarret’s ass.”
Overlord of the Flies.
But not much else….
The President’s constituents are attracted to him like a fly is to a shit.
Fly says….NOW, this is the biggest turd I’ve ever seen!
For once, it’s not shit.
Don’t like Mitt?
Eat flies on shit.
Good Lord, you people continue to amaze. I expected a pile of predictable shit jokes, instead, you gave a pile of completely unpredictable, clever shit jokes. Well, Moochele said barack would make us work…
Nice avatar, animated gif…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx2uqg5G5ac&feature=plcp
So is that a hint of Dead Fish I detect on your breath?
“The Fly Whispering to Obrownmao”The Master is Pleased! don”t inhale Until I Leave”
I know most of you are thinking, “Hmmm, there’s a fly on Obama’s lip”. But that is not JUST a fly! Its a SHIT FLY!
You are probably asking, “But what IS a SHIT FLY?”
Well, have you ever noticed a big stink’n fresh turd on the ground and see all of the flies flying around it?
That’s a SHIT FLY and they know a STINK’n TURD when they see one!
Too much want.
Flies- They see right through him
Flies aren’t stupid. They recognize human waste when they see it.
“Let me be clear: My superior leadership ability over the past four years csn be readily demonstrated by the fact that flies will leave fresh feces to follow me……….awwww, c’mon Valerie! Quit playing with the teleprompter!!!”
Lord of the Flies
All that bullsh!t coming out of his mouth, no wonder why the flies are attracted!
tastes better than the dogs I ate.
So how do you like my new 3-D tattoo?
Even better than dog!
“Mmmmmitt…Mitt Romney………Mitt Romney……..he he….he…wants to ELIMINATE piles of feces and discriminate against ALL of our most vulnerable Insect Americans……Ann Romney can afford plenty of horse feces for HER flies in the horse stables……yeah, that’s right…….most middle class Insect Americans can’t AFFORD to have a horse…..which shows you how out-of-touch the Republican Party has become……”
Fly: “When he opens his mouth, I’ll be rolling in bullshit.”
There once was a fly name Trap,
In search of a meal of crap.
The fly said with a grin, as he wiped of his chin,
Obama and my EBT card is a win-win.
And later the fly was seen wiping its feet.
That fly is clearly racist.
No matter what comes out of that mouth, it’s guaranteed to be a stinker.
The King of Reverse Digestive Tract Syndrome. I pay homoge…..homage.
“Bzzzzzzz I have done your bidding Lord and laid eggs in the rotting flesh of the Constitution.”
When I was in Africa, I noticed that Africans didn’t seem to be bothered by flies! They had become so used to the pestering flies, they ignored them and instead of waving them away, they allowed the flies to remain on their bodies.
This picture of Obama demonstrating this behavioral pattern strongly suggests that he spent a considerable amount of time in Africa.
No Kenya, is not part of Hawaii!
I shat a fly-boogie outta my nose! At least it’s not another dingle berry journalist’s lips stuck to my ars.
“Patiently awaiting this guys daily feeding of B.S.”
“This beats Sandy storm dumpster diving.”
“Waiter! There’s a Fly in my Empty Suit.”
“And I thought I was a worthless insect that redistributes B.S. born diseases”.
You can’t fool a fly.
Lord of the Lies.
Saaaay, now, THERE’S a nice turd…!
Some zero in on Power like a Fly is attracted to the stench of Death.
Wow, this is better than shit!
This hopey change loser has again been picked by the shit loving parasites. Not by me though, it’s too dark in there. Buzz!
Like Flys on shit.
“Buffet!!!!!!!!!” exclaimed the fly.
A maggot is the larva of a fly.
What’s your point, Franklin?
Maybe that fly is looking for its mother.
Man bites dog story of the year – turd lands on fly!
disusting!! what did i land on?
Fly night on fecal Friday!!
In my home country of Kenya flies are a symbol of status.
Fly, I know I told you I’d have more flexibility after the election, but I just haven’t gotten around to putting that 3000% surcharge on fly swatters yet. Patience beast, patience. I’m not God. I’m only the god of this world.
And all my homies say I’m pretty fly for a half white guy.
Oh, you said to wear a flag pin on my lapel… I thought you said to wear a fly on my lip.
I swear I don’t do ass-to-mouth…
GOD HELP US…PLEASE!
smells like shit to me
Help me-e-e-e,
help me-e-eeeeeeeeee.
is that a BLOW fly ???
I Can’t Get No,
Regur-gi-ta-tion.
“Come fly with me, come fly, come fly away…”–Apologies to Frank.
Memories of Home!
(Flies in our porridge, the dog meat, rice and beans, when we could get it, and oh those flies….man…I miss those flies!”)
_from Memories He Conveniently Forgot He Had/ b. obama
The anti-Christ pictured here with one of his followers (you figure out which one is which)
“Damn fly’s got me confused with Michelle’s ass.”
This might be the single greatest thread since Al Gore invented the interwebs.
“And for the 11th plague, after the flies, the Lord punished the United States with a tyrannical liar.”
If I could only organize a community of flies………………..
If I cold only organize a community of flies…….
So, what’s the big deal about a picture of a fly sitting on a piece of shit? Everyone knows that the only difference between obama and a bucket of shit is the bucket…
“Your diet, Mr. Renfield, is disgusting.”
(If you don’t know, Renfield was the insane servant of Dracula.)
Could someone shovel this out of here? It’s attracting flies!
“Our best intel said it was herpes.”
Igot my pile of free Gubmint Shit!
Barry’s Pie Hole: Where the lies fly and the fly lies.
Oh! Gross! What have I landed on!
“Under my plan for a new, smaller, smarter, more versatile Navy and Air Force, let me introduce you to my new concept aircraft carrier.”
The flys are strangely attracted to the symbol of the Democrat party.
Boehner, will you please go back and sit down?
“There is a God, and I have found him!!!”
“Under my health care plan, we will embrace alternative treatments for treating dead, gangrenous flesh, while saving money in the process. Meet my new medical assistant.”
Hey… I’d vote for this guy, he seems like my type!
“Oh Waiter; Table for 200, please.”
“If he starts singing that blues sh** again, I’m leaving.”
I can see Russia from here.
I don’t know the words; my I just hum along?
“Waiter! There’s an Obama on my fly!”
Free shit for the flies from the shit talker himself.
1.) Obama prepares to snort up another buzz.
2.) Obama “If the fly attacks, I’ll have to blame a YouTube video or something…”
3.) The responsible 47% of the country: “Please let the Secret Service protect our nation by shooting that dastardly fly…”
MMMMM….smells like shit…MMMM…taste like shit….Hey It is shit!!!!!
This is one big piece of sh*t. And it’s ALL MINE!
Flies are drawn to sh*t.
Watch now – we ate these in Kenya.
A Closed mouth catches no flies……. – Cervantes
“Chicken? No, it’s something else…”
Horror Movie Props:
1. gathering of flies, sign of encroaching evil entity — Check.
2. the monster itself — Check.
“Cue the music, and… action!”
Of all the pieces of crap I could have landed on I had to pick this one?
An irritating creature attracted to the smell of dung, and a small house fly.
Like a fly on sh!t
Slowly the fly began to descend to the source of the fecal odor, it was amazed that it sprung forth from an orifice open and exposed to the world.
Finally…. a perfect place to lay eggs.
WAITER !!! There’s a fly on my Stupe……
The lunch menu is the same every day…… but it’s cheap.
He already has a beard; now he’s working on a mustache.
“Don’t compare to the Almighty, compare me to the alternative.” – Barack “Lord of the Flies” Obama
Pic: http://www.therightplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Obama-El-Diablo.png
uh uh uh … let me introduce my newly appointed “bullshit detector” czar !
All hail the Lord of the Flies!
lord of the lies meets lord of the flies !
I know Michelle want me to go vegan, but I just don’t care.
Man that is one “Fly” president.
What is the buzz on this?
If a fly can detect the crap that comes out of here, why couldn’t voters?
HA! Let the other flies buzz his butt. this is the orifice from which the real bullshit oozes.
“I know I smell horse shit around her somewhere!”
We’ve had rats, flies, lightning, floods- what next, a plague? “Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name…..”
Dinner is served every time he talks!
Some glad morning
when my life is o’er
fly go away
to the land
on God’s celestial shore
fly go away
in the morning
When I die
Halleluiah bye and bye
fly go away
I’m just trying to get closer to the crap that comes out of this ones mouth
This is what happens when you have shit for brains.
You can’t fool them “circle flies”.
See:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT3GrOcS_Bo
Yummmmm … flying puppy! … Yummmmm!
Hey, Barak! You should wipe your mouth after eating breakfast–you have some of it on your upper lip.
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