Nov
19
2012
Caption Contest Winner
The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
You can’t fool flies.
—grayjohn
First runner up:
Where’s a fly swatter when you need one?
—Jane
“I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do… suspect me. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, ‘Why, Obama wouldn’t even harm a fly…’”
—Cat Whisperer
Congratulations, Cat Whisperer. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.
Maybe he really is one of them Reptilian aliens and it took alot of will power not to have his serpent tongue pull the fly into his mouth as a tasty snack?
Funny how a fly can find a pile of shit, even when its inside a suit! Or maybe it’s just waiting for the bullshit dispenser to open up so the fly can grab lunch.
An homage to Psycho wins! How appropriate!
Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies, meets a fan.
Great captions all!!!
A well deserved win!
lol I didn’t know we could quote south park
Man, I was half-way through the winning caption when I recognised it!
Chilling!
I’d say that well…flies are attracted to shit.
I think its rigged. But then again, so was the election.
I’m first runner up…how will I know if I win by default? What address do you want?