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Nov 19 2012

Caption Contest Winner

The weekend caption contest results are in:

obama_fly-on-face

Second runner up:

You can’t fool flies.
—grayjohn

First runner up:

Where’s a fly swatter when you need one?
—Jane

The winner:

“I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do… suspect me. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, ‘Why, Obama wouldn’t even harm a fly…’”
—Cat Whisperer

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  • Winston Smith

    Maybe he really is one of them Reptilian aliens and it took alot of will power not to have his serpent tongue pull the fly into his mouth as a tasty snack?

  • mark

    Funny how a fly can find a pile of shit, even when its inside a suit! Or maybe it’s just waiting for the bullshit dispenser to open up so the fly can grab lunch.

  • Judith M.

    An homage to Psycho wins! How appropriate!

  • Mike_W

    Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies, meets a fan.

  • Sam Adams

    Great captions all!!!

  • christopher pool

    A well deserved win!

  • http://www.theconservativevoices.com dmacleo

    lol I didn’t know we could quote south park :)

  • KHarn

    Man, I was half-way through the winning caption when I recognised it!

    Chilling!

  • model_1066

    I’d say that well…flies are attracted to shit.

  • Logic_Mine

    I think its rigged. But then again, so was the election.

  • Jane

    I’m first runner up…how will I know if I win by default? What address do you want?

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