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Dec 01 2012

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cobama-in-pee-pee

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  • Ummah Gummah

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    Look Michelle, what I brought back from my trip to Myanmar!

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  • chronos the wonder pig

    It floats…he is a Witch!!!

  • bluffcreek1967

    Obama’s Personal Beer Summit!

  • oldguy

    This reminds me when I was born.

  • Ummah Gummah

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    Funny he goes and calls for an “end to violence” whenever non-moslems are defending themselves from roving bands of moslems infiltrating a formerly non-moslem country but he remains ABSOLUTELY SILENT when moslems slaughter Christians and Jews and other minorities in countries they’ve managed to gain the majority in.

    moslems weren’t always the majority in Egypt, iran, North Africa and Anatolia. Nor the regions of East Asia they have captured from India [PORKistan, Bangla Desh] and Indonesia which they have almost fully captured.

    They brutally slaughtered and displaced the original inhabitants AND THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU AND ME next.

    WHY IS OBAMA ALWAYS HELPING THEM NO MATTER WHAT AND HE STAYS SILENT ON THEIR VIOLENCE!!!

    WHY IS THAT IS HE IS NOT ONE OF THEM??!!!

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  • Ummah Gummah

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    Why is Obama involving Turkey in the development of our F-35? PORKistan got the bomb by theft of blueprints from labs in Germany and the Netherlands because these two naive nations allowed the moslem “scientist” khan from PORKistan access to their labs!

    Now islamist †urkey is getting access to blueprints for the best fighter jets in the world!!!!

    WE are inventing everything and then handing it to these moslem swine!!

    They WILL use OUR weapons AGAINST US!!!

    islam is a MENTAL DISORDER and LIEberalism is even more deranged!!!

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  • /not my real name

    Why did I put him in piss? I tried to put him in shit but couldn’t see him.

  • Clingtomyguns

    Prophet of Piss.

  • Ummah Gummah

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    That is ONE genie we should have left in the bottle!

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  • Ummah Gummah

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    “Hey life down here is great, Satan gave me an upgrade for the week!”

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  • Bill T

    It’s supposed to be Coronation not Urination!

  • Artfldgr

    I like to be
    under the pee
    and an octopus is guarding in the shade…

    he let us in
    we live in sin
    in an octopuses garden in the shade…

    oh, how happy well be
    when everyone is 6 feet under but me

    bum bum bum

    I like to be
    under the pee
    and an octopus is guarding in the shade…

  • tanglen

    Wait a minute……..this ain’t Kool-Aid!

  • grayjohn

    One happy toilet pig.

  • Zim

    Hope & Pee

  • Jodie

    Obama submerged in urine will do for now – up until the time he is thrown into the Lake of Fire.

  • modd kenwood

    still life Dashboard Obama the Christ doll in Mason jar of Tea Party urine/ $25,000.

  • http://www.henrypbabcock.com Henry

    The Eco-Prog Dilemma:

    Mellow on yellow, or drown on ObrownMao.

  • ant

    Local police unveil new test for the presence of cocaine in urine…if positive Obama’s white cloak reveals the colors of the flag. But the urine keeps mysteriously evaporating.

  • ant

    Local muslims riot over a likeness of one of their prophets submerged in urine.

  • ant

    The only time Obama moves to the right….when he’s in over his head.

  • ant

    That was just plain water before Obama’s likeness was added.

  • ant

    After another Obama reign, some are lucky to still have a pot to piss in.

  • ant

    Chris Matthew’s online bid for this artwork unmatchable.

  • Mr. X

    Come on Glen, don’t lower yourself to their level.

    Piss test. Yip, he’s a commie.

  • grayjohn

    The Obama, seen here in it’s natural habitat.

  • Ummah Gummah

    Mr. X says:
    December 1, 2012 at 10:30 am
    Come on Glen, don’t lower yourself to their level.

    Actually, the only way to take on the LIEberal enemy, just like those SATANIC moslems, is to use exactly their own methods on them, and then double down and do it even worse.

    THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT THEM!!

    Everything else has been tried and we’ve seen how that has worked out..

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  • grayjohn

    I am Muslim, yellow.

  • Ummah Gummah

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    Good for you, yellow moslem. In the spirit of outreach, here’s a site for you to visit:

    http://www.jihadwatch.org/

    And when you’re done why don’t you explain to us “infidels” here how come there is conflict all around the world wherever moslems are present, be it in their own countries, be it where they form a sizable minority:

    http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/

    ENJOY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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  • Ummah Gummah

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    “I’m Bigger than Jesus! Just look at the size of this jar! Alla Ackbar!”

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  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    Who’s up for a game of bobbing for Commies ?

  • Ummah Gummah

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    Was grayjohn perhaps suggesting a caption..? Either way..

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  • http://www.uncommonsqualor.blogspot.com -Sepp

    Help!!!!
    I’m drowning in my own debt!!!

  • Ummah Gummah

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    Sorry, grayjohn, I owe you an apology. I took you for a moslem for a minute or two.

    .

  • Rob

    P.H.0.

  • Token Conservative Defense Attorney

    Don’t drink the kook-aid. Chug it.

  • coal power

    “it does have a bit of wang to it doesn’t it?” and yes I do realize I’m dating myself with the movie qoute

  • rockman

    I think that I shall never see
    A poem as lovely
    as Barack in pee.

  • JG

    Is it just pee or is it warm in here?

  • coal power

    I apologize for the misquote, the exact quote is “It does have a little wang to it. Good, though.”

  • http://www.brycchancarey.com/abolition/wilberforce.htm Wilberforce

    “Don’t look now, Barry, but urine league with Soros!”

  • big-pete

    Moochshine – America’s drink of choice.

  • Ummah Gummah

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    PISS OBAMA. SUCK ON IT, LIBS!!

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  • Ummah Gummah

    big-pete says:
    December 1, 2012 at 12:27 pm
    Moochshine – America’s drink of choice.

    LOL

    Allow me to correct:

    Moochshine – Barry’s drink of choice.

    VERY funny though!

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  • big-pete

    The one who won in 1.

  • streekyd

    I feel pee-pee, Oh the pee-pee, I feel pee-pee and witty and gay And I pity Any president who isn’t me today.
    I feel like a communist, Oh so like a communist It’s not alarming how like a communist I feel And so pee-pee That I hardly can believe I’m real See the pee-pee president in that mirror there?
    Who can that attractive president be? Such a pee-pee face Such a pee-pee dress Such a pee-pee smile Such a pee-pee me!
    I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running And dancing for joy For I’m loved By being in pee-pee by a wonderful boy PRESIDENT Have you met my good friend Obama The craziest president on the block.

  • Restless

    This ruined a perfectly good jar of urine.

  • Bob Roberts

    I didn’t build this!

    ant says: December 1, 2012 at 10:23 am
    After another Obama reign, some are lucky to still have a pot to piss in.

    —————-
    The origin of that phrase is interesting. In some places, urine used to be collected for “industrial” uses.

    If you were poor you could make a little cash on the side by collecting the household urine to sell at the local tannery where it was used to tan animal hides, for instance.

    If you were really poor, you could not buy the necessary implements, thus you “didn’t have a pot to piss in”.

    Or so I’m told.

    Plus, in an earlier comment, you said, “The only time Obama moves to the right….when he’s in over his head.”

    Wrong on two counts:

    1) Obama has been over his head since the start.
    2) He just moves further left despite this.

  • dan

    what a waste of perfectly good urine…

  • Shooter1001

    Obama Corona

  • Good Knight

    “We also have Teh One sewered in horse urine on eBay-onets.”

  • Good Knight

    Do you see those two peevils, Doctor?…
    Which would you choose?

  • Good Knight

    When in Doubt, Always Choose the Lesser of Two Peevils

  • bill

    golden showers are for pikers

  • Rotohammer

    Yeah, well Jesus never walked on urine, either.

  • Mr Evilwrench

    If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.

  • ant

    @ Bob Roberts, that’s interesting, never heard that.

  • ant

    Those ‘Sea-monkeys’ never look like they do on the package.

  • ant

    Hope doesn’t float.

  • ant

    Pee Forward!

  • ant

    I thought arugula made it darker.

  • ant

    Is this the alternative to algae fuel?

  • ant

    Behold, Obama unveils the new military budget!

  • ExMasshole

    He looks permanently pissed just like his wife.

  • ExMasshole

    Now he can look permanently pissed off just like Moochelle.

  • CGW409

    What did the mason jar or the urine do to deserve that?

  • Martin Vorbrodt

    ObamaCare approved cough syrup. Coming soon to a pharmacy near you.

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    Don’t harsh my mellow

  • Bill T

    ant
    @ Bob Roberts, that’s interesting, never heard that.

    once the epa does away with gun powder, you can always make your own
    http://www.wisegeek.org/can-you-really-make-gunpowder-from-urine.htm

  • Sam Adams

    Urine Trouble Now!

  • 762×51

    Little Dictator Lemonade Stand
    1 cup for only $5.6T
    2 cups on sale $17.9T

    Get your rich neighbors to pay for it all.

  • Canis lupus

    Thats racist.

  • 762×51

    Marxist Kool-Aid

    Tastes like piss but . . . . has no redeeming value.

    Ummah Gummah says:
    December 1, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Mr. X says:
    December 1, 2012 at 10:30 am
    Come on Glen, don’t lower yourself to their level.

    Actually, the only way to take on the LIEberal enemy, just like those SATANIC moslems, is to use exactly their own methods on them, and then double down and do it even worse.

    THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT THEM!!

    Everything else has been tried and we’ve seen how that has worked out..

    Ummah – Exactly right. Both the progressives and Islamists are trying to annihilate us. We must annihilate them first if we are to survive.

    Clean up America, kill a liberal.

  • 762×51

    Hillary passes a kidney stone.

  • Goodness

    Jerry Hall-Stienwitz went to great lenths to ensure no one fondled his prized totem.

  • IslandLifer

    If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down. Ann Dunham apparently left her stool floating.

  • Sweep the leg

    Got no more funny with this guy. Just, fuck you, Barry…

  • dutch

    Piss Poor Performance Prevents Proper Planning

  • Sackie

    Jesus turned water into wine… Obama turned it into piss.

  • dutch

    Dang, and I thought I could make the “waters” recede.

  • dutch

    So that’s what drowing in Chinese debt looks like

  • SNuss

    “Hey! Don’t pee in my jar and tell me it’s raining!”

  • Bloodless Coup

    ‘Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on. Looks like Black Jesus got taste of what he is doing to America.

  • SNuss

    “Can I get a few ‘New Jersey Whitefish’ in here?”

  • Right4Liberty

    What a waste of good piss.

  • Right4Liberty

    Mason jar…$1.50. Urine… free. Realizing you are in way over your head… priceless!

  • Bad Barry

    Piss jeebus is not happy.

  • Bob

    Walmart to cease health care coverage for new part-timers. See link

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgqIOzx8XB4

  • Right4Liberty

    Racists!

  • LANMaster

    Swimming on Obama’s prosperity

  • KELLYFROMWI

    Gives a whole new meaning to “piss on you” doesn’t it??

  • Right4Liberty

    Hmmm… this water tastes a little like “Blow”….

  • Right4Liberty

    I didn’t study much in college and wasn’t expecting a urine test.

  • Right4Liberty

    Michelle is going to be so angry… piss is just empty calories.

  • Right4Liberty

    It’s warm and a little salty, but at least nobody bothering me to do my job

  • Cameraman

    Dunk the Clown..Three Balls for a Dollar..

  • http://www.henrypbabcock.com Henry
  • WTSherman1864

    This doesn’t smell like lemonade to me!!

  • Navycopjoe

    Help me, I’m melting….
    Melting….

  • Stephen Moriarty

    This tastes familiar! Hmmmm,
    Reggie!!!!

  • michael

    In his element.

  • T

    In over his head again…

  • jthomp830

    WHO’S all wee-ed up?

  • http://www.theamericanright.com Nancy Topiary

    I would title this piece of art:
    CrapPissm

    1. Obama engages in his deranged version of Crapitalism.

    2. It is total crap that the libs see this guy as messiah.

    3. He is baptised in waste.

    Crap-Pissm.

  • JPhat

    Camel piss cures cancer. Obama in piss cures sore throats.

  • junkyard infidel

    allahu barackbar..may piss be upon him !

  • Miz Barkee

    The message in this bottle reads: From this day FORWARD, abandon all HOPE and save all your CHANGE. I won again – so piss off!

  • Tim Fite

    BREAKING NEWS: Controversial art exhibit defaces more than two pints of urine.

  • klae

    Why impeach when a simple flush will do?

  • John Knoefler

    Piss Obama

  • katman

    “Guess I got a little wee-weed up.”

  • PoPs

    HMMM, I`ve had that taste in my mouth before!

  • Alxandro

    Obama has always loved golden showers, so why not a bath this time around?
    Problem is, that pee looks watered down?

  • grayjohn

    Look America! I’m imitating a mortgage!

  • Leonard Jones

    Piss Christ or Piss Messiah

    If it fits, it fits!

  • Oh Noes!

    Now this is what you call a golden shower!

  • http://moonbattery Conor W.

    This jar smells like sugarpuffs and success.

  • Joek

    (from Two girls and a cup) “One obama and a jar”.
    “obama in pee for us to see, transparently”.
    “Fear not, the pee will cleanse thee”.
    “obama , patron saint of urine”.

  • depwavid

    Where it belongs…

  • depwavid

    Marxist whiz kid

  • depwavid

    Cornholio needs TP, not peepee

  • Alborn

    Obama tweets this is my Christmas present for Larry Sinclair.

  • SNuss

    Obama Kool-ade: FDA certified for Leftist consumption.

  • Max & Eric

    Justice

  • Restless

    Don’t forget to flush.

  • TED

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