Dec
01
2012
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Look Michelle, what I brought back from my trip to Myanmar!
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It floats…he is a Witch!!!
Obama’s Personal Beer Summit!
This reminds me when I was born.
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Funny he goes and calls for an “end to violence” whenever non-moslems are defending themselves from roving bands of moslems infiltrating a formerly non-moslem country but he remains ABSOLUTELY SILENT when moslems slaughter Christians and Jews and other minorities in countries they’ve managed to gain the majority in.
moslems weren’t always the majority in Egypt, iran, North Africa and Anatolia. Nor the regions of East Asia they have captured from India [PORKistan, Bangla Desh] and Indonesia which they have almost fully captured.
They brutally slaughtered and displaced the original inhabitants AND THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU AND ME next.
WHY IS OBAMA ALWAYS HELPING THEM NO MATTER WHAT AND HE STAYS SILENT ON THEIR VIOLENCE!!!
WHY IS THAT IS HE IS NOT ONE OF THEM??!!!
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Why is Obama involving Turkey in the development of our F-35? PORKistan got the bomb by theft of blueprints from labs in Germany and the Netherlands because these two naive nations allowed the moslem “scientist” khan from PORKistan access to their labs!
Now islamist †urkey is getting access to blueprints for the best fighter jets in the world!!!!
WE are inventing everything and then handing it to these moslem swine!!
They WILL use OUR weapons AGAINST US!!!
islam is a MENTAL DISORDER and LIEberalism is even more deranged!!!
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Why did I put him in piss? I tried to put him in shit but couldn’t see him.
Prophet of Piss.
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That is ONE genie we should have left in the bottle!
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“Hey life down here is great, Satan gave me an upgrade for the week!”
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It’s supposed to be Coronation not Urination!
I like to be
under the pee
and an octopus is guarding in the shade…
he let us in
we live in sin
in an octopuses garden in the shade…
oh, how happy well be
when everyone is 6 feet under but me
bum bum bum
I like to be
under the pee
and an octopus is guarding in the shade…
Wait a minute……..this ain’t Kool-Aid!
One happy toilet pig.
Hope & Pee
Obama submerged in urine will do for now – up until the time he is thrown into the Lake of Fire.
still life Dashboard Obama the Christ doll in Mason jar of Tea Party urine/ $25,000.
The Eco-Prog Dilemma:
Mellow on yellow, or drown on ObrownMao.
Local police unveil new test for the presence of cocaine in urine…if positive Obama’s white cloak reveals the colors of the flag. But the urine keeps mysteriously evaporating.
Local muslims riot over a likeness of one of their prophets submerged in urine.
The only time Obama moves to the right….when he’s in over his head.
That was just plain water before Obama’s likeness was added.
After another Obama reign, some are lucky to still have a pot to piss in.
Chris Matthew’s online bid for this artwork unmatchable.
Come on Glen, don’t lower yourself to their level.
Piss test. Yip, he’s a commie.
The Obama, seen here in it’s natural habitat.
Mr. X says:
December 1, 2012 at 10:30 am
Come on Glen, don’t lower yourself to their level.
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Actually, the only way to take on the LIEberal enemy, just like those SATANIC moslems, is to use exactly their own methods on them, and then double down and do it even worse.
THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT THEM!!
Everything else has been tried and we’ve seen how that has worked out..
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I am Muslim, yellow.
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Good for you, yellow moslem. In the spirit of outreach, here’s a site for you to visit:
http://www.jihadwatch.org/
And when you’re done why don’t you explain to us “infidels” here how come there is conflict all around the world wherever moslems are present, be it in their own countries, be it where they form a sizable minority:
http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/
ENJOY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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“I’m Bigger than Jesus! Just look at the size of this jar! Alla Ackbar!”
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Who’s up for a game of bobbing for Commies ?
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Was grayjohn perhaps suggesting a caption..? Either way..
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Help!!!!
I’m drowning in my own debt!!!
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Sorry, grayjohn, I owe you an apology. I took you for a moslem for a minute or two.
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P.H.0.
Don’t drink the kook-aid. Chug it.
“it does have a bit of wang to it doesn’t it?” and yes I do realize I’m dating myself with the movie qoute
I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely
as Barack in pee.
Is it just pee or is it warm in here?
I apologize for the misquote, the exact quote is “It does have a little wang to it. Good, though.”
“Don’t look now, Barry, but urine league with Soros!”
Moochshine – America’s drink of choice.
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PISS OBAMA. SUCK ON IT, LIBS!!
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big-pete says:
December 1, 2012 at 12:27 pm
Moochshine – America’s drink of choice.
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LOL
Allow me to correct:
Moochshine – Barry’s drink of choice.
VERY funny though!
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The one who won in 1.
I feel pee-pee, Oh the pee-pee, I feel pee-pee and witty and gay And I pity Any president who isn’t me today.
I feel like a communist, Oh so like a communist It’s not alarming how like a communist I feel And so pee-pee That I hardly can believe I’m real See the pee-pee president in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive president be? Such a pee-pee face Such a pee-pee dress Such a pee-pee smile Such a pee-pee me!
I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running And dancing for joy For I’m loved By being in pee-pee by a wonderful boy PRESIDENT Have you met my good friend Obama The craziest president on the block.
This ruined a perfectly good jar of urine.
I didn’t build this!
ant says: December 1, 2012 at 10:23 am
After another Obama reign, some are lucky to still have a pot to piss in.
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The origin of that phrase is interesting. In some places, urine used to be collected for “industrial” uses.
If you were poor you could make a little cash on the side by collecting the household urine to sell at the local tannery where it was used to tan animal hides, for instance.
If you were really poor, you could not buy the necessary implements, thus you “didn’t have a pot to piss in”.
Or so I’m told.
Plus, in an earlier comment, you said, “The only time Obama moves to the right….when he’s in over his head.”
Wrong on two counts:
1) Obama has been over his head since the start.
2) He just moves further left despite this.
what a waste of perfectly good urine…
Obama Corona
“We also have Teh One sewered in horse urine on eBay-onets.”
Do you see those two peevils, Doctor?…
Which would you choose?
When in Doubt, Always Choose the Lesser of Two Peevils
golden showers are for pikers
Yeah, well Jesus never walked on urine, either.
If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.
@ Bob Roberts, that’s interesting, never heard that.
Those ‘Sea-monkeys’ never look like they do on the package.
Hope doesn’t float.
Pee Forward!
I thought arugula made it darker.
Is this the alternative to algae fuel?
Behold, Obama unveils the new military budget!
He looks permanently pissed just like his wife.
Now he can look permanently pissed off just like Moochelle.
What did the mason jar or the urine do to deserve that?
ObamaCare approved cough syrup. Coming soon to a pharmacy near you.
Don’t harsh my mellow
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@ Bob Roberts, that’s interesting, never heard that.
once the epa does away with gun powder, you can always make your own
http://www.wisegeek.org/can-you-really-make-gunpowder-from-urine.htm
Urine Trouble Now!
Little Dictator Lemonade Stand
1 cup for only $5.6T
2 cups on sale $17.9T
Get your rich neighbors to pay for it all.
Thats racist.
Marxist Kool-Aid
Tastes like piss but . . . . has no redeeming value.
Ummah Gummah says:
December 1, 2012 at 11:00 am
Mr. X says:
December 1, 2012 at 10:30 am
Come on Glen, don’t lower yourself to their level.
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Actually, the only way to take on the LIEberal enemy, just like those SATANIC moslems, is to use exactly their own methods on them, and then double down and do it even worse.
THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT THEM!!
Everything else has been tried and we’ve seen how that has worked out..
Ummah – Exactly right. Both the progressives and Islamists are trying to annihilate us. We must annihilate them first if we are to survive.
Clean up America, kill a liberal.
Hillary passes a kidney stone.
Jerry Hall-Stienwitz went to great lenths to ensure no one fondled his prized totem.
If it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down. Ann Dunham apparently left her stool floating.
Got no more funny with this guy. Just, fuck you, Barry…
Piss Poor Performance Prevents Proper Planning
Jesus turned water into wine… Obama turned it into piss.
Dang, and I thought I could make the “waters” recede.
So that’s what drowing in Chinese debt looks like
“Hey! Don’t pee in my jar and tell me it’s raining!”
‘Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on. Looks like Black Jesus got taste of what he is doing to America.
“Can I get a few ‘New Jersey Whitefish’ in here?”
What a waste of good piss.
Mason jar…$1.50. Urine… free. Realizing you are in way over your head… priceless!
Piss jeebus is not happy.
Walmart to cease health care coverage for new part-timers. See link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgqIOzx8XB4
Racists!
Swimming on Obama’s prosperity
Gives a whole new meaning to “piss on you” doesn’t it??
Hmmm… this water tastes a little like “Blow”….
I didn’t study much in college and wasn’t expecting a urine test.
Michelle is going to be so angry… piss is just empty calories.
It’s warm and a little salty, but at least nobody bothering me to do my job
Dunk the Clown..Three Balls for a Dollar..
He’s just trying to get in touch with his African heritage…
This doesn’t smell like lemonade to me!!
Help me, I’m melting….
Melting….
This tastes familiar! Hmmmm,
Reggie!!!!
In his element.
In over his head again…
WHO’S all wee-ed up?
I would title this piece of art:
CrapPissm
1. Obama engages in his deranged version of Crapitalism.
2. It is total crap that the libs see this guy as messiah.
3. He is baptised in waste.
Crap-Pissm.
Camel piss cures cancer. Obama in piss cures sore throats.
allahu barackbar..may piss be upon him !
The message in this bottle reads: From this day FORWARD, abandon all HOPE and save all your CHANGE. I won again – so piss off!
BREAKING NEWS: Controversial art exhibit defaces more than two pints of urine.
Why impeach when a simple flush will do?
Piss Obama
“Guess I got a little wee-weed up.”
HMMM, I`ve had that taste in my mouth before!
Obama has always loved golden showers, so why not a bath this time around?
Problem is, that pee looks watered down?
Look America! I’m imitating a mortgage!
Piss Christ or Piss Messiah
If it fits, it fits!
Now this is what you call a golden shower!
This jar smells like sugarpuffs and success.
(from Two girls and a cup) “One obama and a jar”.
“obama in pee for us to see, transparently”.
“Fear not, the pee will cleanse thee”.
“obama , patron saint of urine”.
Where it belongs…
Marxist whiz kid
Cornholio needs TP, not peepee
Obama tweets this is my Christmas present for Larry Sinclair.
Obama Kool-ade: FDA certified for Leftist consumption.
Justice
Don’t forget to flush.
Get the tee.