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Dec 06 2012

ChiCom Sues Wife for Being Ugly

Things have come to a pretty pass when the communist Chinese are beating us even at our national specialty, lunatic lawsuits:

Jian Feng, divorced and sued his wife for being ugly.

He won his case and was awarded a little under £75,000 [$120,855.00] by the judge, Fox 31 reported.

Feng didn’t realize how ugly his wife was until she bore him a hideous daughter. It was then revealed that Mrs. Feng had dropped just under $100,000 on plastic surgery before meeting him. The court ruled that she had duped him into marrying her under false pretenses.

Now that a precedent has been set for suing on the grounds of ugliness, it’s time for an enterprising lawyer to launch a class action suit against Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

  plastic surgery
The evidence: Mrs. Feng before and after.

On a tip from Wiggins.

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  • Sam Adams

    Asians really like those big, round eyes.

    Do you have to marry a girl in the US to sue?
    Come to think of it…Barry could probably sue. Then again, Michele might be able to countersue, since she was lead to believe she was marrying a genius.

  • F.D.R. in Hell

    I wonder if it’s too late for me to sue Eleanor?

    I’ll get an answer fast…this place is crawling with lawyers, literally.

    :evil:

  • Ummah Gummah

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    How could Mr. Schultz sue Ms. Wasserman? The truth is right there for all to see.

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  • Eleanor in Hell

    Go ahead, Franklin…
    I’ll counter sue for Assault With a Dead Weapon,
    you limp sack o’ sh!t.

    :eek:

  • http://www.uncommonsqualor.blogspot.com -sepp

    The guy ought to be thanking his lucky stars that he didn’t find out later he was married to a surgically altered MAN!

  • Bo-Jangles

    Imagine if he was married to that wild-eyed crack-head Nancy (botox) Pelosi! He’d win automatically.

  • Doug

    My wife sues me everyday for being ugly.

    Good thing she’s beautiful. It’s an even deal as far as I’m concerned.

  • Doug
  • artfldgr

    it was not on the grounds of ugliness, but on the grounds of misrepresentation, which in every other area would be considered fraud…

  • Rotohammer

    Missed the ears. Yeah, he’ll need that money to fix the kid’s defects. The daughter was lucky to be born at all. On second thought the poor daughter is probably in an orphanage now.

  • Jodie

    I want to see what the husband looks like. I bet he’s ugly.

  • Hillman

    ‘Now that a precedent has been set for suing on the grounds of ugliness, it’s time for an enterprising lawyer to launch a class action suit against Debbie Wasserman Schultz.’

    Bwahahaha. You’re too much Dave. That’s why you’re my favorite blogger.

  • Jimbo

    When I can sue liberals for being butt-ugly and too stupid to breath, then I’ll be happy.

  • Jimbo

    And we should sue Misshell Zero for scaring children.

  • Jodie

    Talk about fraud, remember this makeover of Debbie Wasserman Schultz:

    http://tammybruce.com/2012/04/no-one-told-debbie-wasserman-schultz-beauty-comes-from-the-inside.html

  • Canis lupus

    Im surprised he actually won!

  • IslandLifer

    Jodie, couldn’t make it through 30 seconds of that video. Nauseating!

  • Jodie

    IslandLifer,

    I’m so sorry that you had to go through that! I was just referring to the before and after pictures of the Debbie Blabbermouth Shmutz makeover. I hope no one else tried to watch that hideous video!

  • Spider

    Jimbo says:
    “And we should sue Misshell Zero for scaring children.”

    And, for her fat ghetto ass and thighs!

  • Rednosed Randy

    Wow. She looks like an extraterrestrial.

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