Dec
08
2012
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Comrade everything is free in the glorious hopetopia and to prove it here are some shoes.
Now don’t go sell these for drug money.
Yeah, I know it’s tough finding shoes to fit feet that big.
Just hide your shoes and act like your a pathetic shoe less bum long enough for the main stream media to report this as the truth. Then i will look good, you can sell these later, and MSM will look like the POS they are.
The delusions of MSM.
What you see, A policemen using his own money to buy a homeless, shoeless veteran a pair of boots. And showing him compassion in his hour of need.
What really happened, The shoeless homeless veteran actually has shoes and a home. He is a scammer, a result of Obamunism and the Democratic Party
It shows the journalism that defines the mainstream media for what they are. A mouth piece for the liberal agenda.
Oh shit, they said caption…….
Obama made this.
Please give me some money….
I’m sexy and I’m homeless….
Cop: Merry Christmas, I want to give you these boots as a gift. They’re size 18. Why don’t you try them on? What are you looking for?
Bum: I gots to get my hacksaw to trim my toenails first. Otis, you gettin a Polaroid of this on yo Obamaphone. I’m gonna strike it rich when dis be go viral on da internet.
Thanks officer. Now how ’bout a foot rub and $10.00?
Yes President Obama , this is where the line starts for those that wish to kiss your feet
Occupy would have been there to save this man from the ‘fascist’ cop, but they were busy eating $10 sushi at Nobo’s at the time.
The authorities, once again, encounter another of Obama’s illegal alien relatives.
This man missed out on Obama’s spreading the wealth to his bretheren.
Obama would have bought him shoes, but hey, Hawaiian vacations ain’t cheap, ya know.
Former Hostess worker.
Under Bloomberg’s rules of engagement the officer is compelled to search and sieze a homeless man’s bags for sugar and salt.
Obama worries about heralding in ‘a painful era of cop reliance.’
What?! Boots?! Say man, you wouldn’t happen to have some spare change would ya?
The man would have visited a soup kitchen, but Mooch’s $500 sneakers would have made him self-conscience.
MSNBC reports, “Racist, Zionist cop makes shoeless man bow his head in prayer.”
NBC reports, “Global warming has the homeless dressing for Summer in NY.”
Obama’s first wine-o summit.
He had shoes….he donated them to Obama’s re-election campaign.
One of New York’s diversity officers confiscates shoes from a non-compliant entity for an economically exploited involuntarily undomiciled person via the Bloomberg Shoe Mandate of 2012, which fairly distributes foot covering by requiring all shoe stores to provide merchandise regardless of ability to provide financial renumeration.
Racist cop!!
He didn’t give me the new Air Jordans!!
“I’m new to New York. You got a clue in your bag?”
NY cop warns homeless man what a ‘turn on’ bare ankles are for the muslim population.
The $20 he got paid to vote Obama didn’t go very far.
I can’t seem to find any humor in the unfortunate circumstances of a fellow former military member with a likely mental disorder. If anyone is diserving of more charity this man is a good example.
What, no obamaphone? WHERE IS MY OBAMAPHONE! I WANT MY OBAMAPHONE!
“Brother, can you spare a dime?” “Sure, Officer, it’s right here in my Prada bag.”
“I’m sorry sir. I phoned your cousin Barack, and he said he couldn’t help you. I, however, have a conscience and could not walk away without giving you a pair of shoes.”
I’ll put the boots on in a moment officer, I just got a pedicure and I’m waiting for my nails to dry.
Hey,aren’t you the President’s brother?
A professional deceiver……..
plays a “good hearted” but naive policeman.
Hey Van – how about some sort of voting mechanism on this darned ole internet computer thing? There’s some funny ones here.
Uggs? Fugg Uggs, take ‘em back. Nieman’s has Testonis.
Listen up, BRUNO MAGLI! There good enough for OJ!
Cop steals homeless man’s boots.
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In other news:
POS steals quadriplegic’s i-phone.
In sympathy with Bob Robert’s campaign, guess the race —oh wait, also guess the name (withheld due to what, race?). And oh yeah, guess the age: yes, the POS is indeed a “teen” as advertised, but guess what else: he’s eighteen.
And finally…its NBC. What could you expect?
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/iPhone-Stolen-Quadriplegic-Man-Wheelchair-Staten-Island-182619021.html
I’m not the Lord and you’re no disciple. Wash your own damn feet!
Feets don’t fail me now.
Cop – Why are you here?
Bum – To get shoes.
Cop – What kind of shoes?
Bum – Obama shoes.
Cop – Where did Obama get ‘em
Bum – I don’t know…his stash. I don’t know where he got ‘em from…but he’s giving ‘em to me.
Cop – oh?
Bum – Obama!!! We love him. Bama…Bama…Bama
Hey man, this is the third pair tonight.
“You didn’t wear that!”
Is there anything else I can buy for you that you don’t need?
“Thank you officer!” *puts shoes in bag*
“These shoes will go great with my curtains at home!”
Balance due to the taxpayer:
Federal Section 8 rent vouchers, Social Security disability, veterans benefits………………………………………………And the cop’s salary
Balance due to the cop:
One pair of boots
After deceiving a generous, compassionate, police officer who gave him new boots,Jeffery Hillman returns to his government-supplied apartment. He then enjoys his government paid-for food and drink, and laughs about how well his homeless scam is working. “Thanks, Obama!” he cries.
“Pardon me, sir, are you homeless, or just an Obamunist moocher?”
The cop did not understand when his partner said to give this “victim” the boot.
“So you’ll put in a good word for me with your brother Barack, if I go get a pint also?”
Ummm…Skechers? You got some Timberlands, man?
Sir..sir. Pay attention! This ticket is for dirtying up our side walks with those filthy feet.
Caught in the act, Whitey taking the from the poor so line their pockets.
“Somewhere in here I have an airline ticket for the global warming conference in Qatar. Does it seem chilly to you?”
If ya git me some othem flipflops too, ah can git a dime-bag.
Get the heck away from me…I wouldn’t be here in the first place if it wasn’t for someone from the government telling me they were here to help.
There’s a sucker born every minute!
NYPD? I should be chasin’ drug dealers around the South Bronx. Instead, Bloomberg has me on ‘boots for bums’ duty.
I’m from the gummint and …
Save it, how do you think I got here?
“Hey buddy, can you spare a dollar? ON a NYC cops salary, i can’t afford a cup of coffee…”
In the movies, this is where the bum “gets back on his feet again”.
No job? No problem! Always happy to help! Anything else to make your stay on our streets more comfortable?
Gosh President Obama I’m betting you might be rethinking your whole economic plan now that you are out of office.
“Look at my money makers. They’re so pretty, oh so pretty!”
Hey! Man I Lost my ID, The Last Officer took my Boots, cuz I had a Pack of Sugar, for My Coffee, at the Homeless Shelter, Tell Mr Bloomberg I be Sorry!
And this little piggy…..
New Cop Comedy: Footloose and Feckless
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no brain…
“F**k your boots. I wanna pair of them there Nikes.”
Why yes officer I do have my current Bloomberg homeless permit,let me just get it out.
I used to make $50 grand with a job but I’m doin’ a lot better fakin’ homelessness. Now every day is Saturday!
“I’m sorry, officer, but all I can find is a couple of saltines for my dinner tonight. Wish I could help you out. I know things are tough out there with you all having to cut back on hours and go part-time, thanks to Obamacare.
“Hey, maybe you can get something free at the Dunkin Donuts down the street?
“Best of luck!”
Give a bum a twenty and he can drink for day. Give a bum a pair of $100 boots and he can drink for a week!
President Obama, are you okay?
Hell naw I don’t have any I.D. But I do have a Race Card. BAM! Now go soothe your white guilt and buy me the new Jordan’s.
SO! Mr. ex-President! Where are your Hollywood friends now?