The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
“Racist cop!! He didn’t give me the new Air Jordans!!”
First runner up:
“Hey man, this is the third pair tonight.”
“I’ll put the boots on in a moment officer, I just got a pedicure and I’m waiting for my nails to dry.”
Congratulations, Jodie. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.