The weekend caption contest results are in:

Second runner up:

“Racist cop!! He didn’t give me the new Air Jordans!!”
—Christmasghost

First runner up:

“Hey man, this is the third pair tonight.”
—Shooter1001

The winner:

“I’ll put the boots on in a moment officer, I just got a pedicure and I’m waiting for my nails to dry.”
—Jodie

Congratulations, Jodie. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.

2 Responses to “Caption Contest Winner”

1. HardTea says:

   December 10, 2012 at 6:59 am

   And he sell the boots crack money. True story.
2. John Knoefler says:

   December 10, 2012 at 8:06 pm

   And the “homeless” man is not actually homeless. He lives like that because that is his actual choice even though he is provided free houseing.