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Dec 13 2012

Solution to Afghan Insider Attacks: Forbid Criticizing Islam, Taliban, or Pedophilia

The authorities are preparing a new military handbook to install the proper attitudes in the heads of US soldiers headed off to die in Afghanistan for no particular reason under absurd rules of engagement. Like everything else excreted by the Regime, it is obscene:

The proposed Army handbook suggests that Western ignorance of Afghan culture, not Taliban infiltration, has helped drive the recent spike in deadly attacks by Afghan soldiers against the coalition forces.

“Many of the confrontations occur because of [coalition] ignorance of, or lack of empathy for, Muslim and/or Afghan cultural norms, resulting in a violent reaction from the [Afghan security force] member,” according to the draft handbook prepared by Army researchers.

When all you have is a hammer, every problem is a nail. All our rulers have is political correctness; therefore, the insider attacks that present a major threat to our troops must be the result of their own ethnocentric insensitivity.

The draft handbook offers a list of “taboo conversation topics” that soldiers should avoid, including “making derogatory comments about the Taliban,” “advocating women’s rights,” “any criticism of pedophilia,” “directing any criticism towards Afghans,” “mentioning homosexuality and homosexual conduct” or “anything related to Islam.”

Surely the Taliban infiltrators will refrain from further violence if we are extra careful not to cast aspersions upon their terrorist atrocities.

A ban on criticizing pedophilia has the added benefit of preparing troops for their return home, by which time pedophobes will be getting the treatment from the media that “homophobes” already receive.

As Yogi Berra said of baseball, fighting a war is 90% half mental. No army ever defeated an enemy that it was not allowed by its own commanders to criticize.

september 11
If you don’t have something nice to say about Islam, don’t say anything.

On tips from Artfldgr, Dean D, G. Fox, Spider, and Bob Roberts. Hat tips: Judicial Watch, Atlas Shrugs.

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  • Jodie

    “Many of the confrontations occur because of [coalition] ignorance of, or lack of empathy for, Muslim and/or Afghan cultural norms,”

    SUCH AS HONOR KILLING, CHILD RAPE AND MURDER, SATAN WORSHIP, STONING OF WOMEN, TORTURE OF MEN, WOMEN, AND CHILDREN, THEFT OF US FUNDS, EXTORTION, ATTEMPTING TO ENFORCE SHARIA LAW WORLDWIDE…

    “resulting in a violent reaction from the [Afghan security force] member,” according to the draft handbook prepared by Army researchers.”

    Yeah, it’s OUR fault. Sheeeeze!!

  • modd kenwood

    phuque islam

  • son of a preacher man

    Jodie

    You have to understand those things you listed are only wrong when Christians™ do them.

  • Ummah Gummah

    .

    Solution for islamic TERRORIST attacks: Call them “workplace incidents” and bow to their leaders.

    Oh, and throw in a few F-16s at taxpayer expense.

    .

  • Ummah Gummah

    .

    On second thought, I prefer the way Gen. Pershing dealt with the problem:

    http://exposingliberallies.blogspot.fr/2009/10/general-pershing-on-terrorism.html

    SWEET!

    .

  • Doug

    OT but LOL!!!

    Gaza perfume sales soar with rocket name

    Love the comments: That’s ok. Israel has a fragrance called Smartbomb. It’s a hit with Arab men 18-50 and masks the smell of camels and unwashed beards.

  • Jodie

    son of a preacher man says:
    December 13, 2012 at 8:34 am

    “Jodie

    You have to understand those things you listed are only wrong when Christians™ do them.”

    Oh riiiiight! I keep forgetting that. Silly me.

    BTW, nice tough on the trademark symbol. Thanks for the chuckle!

  • Dr. 9

    The solution to insider attacks is simple. Just look to your Bible;

    “Do unto others before they do unto you…”

  • F.D.R. in Hell

    When America no longer has an effective military, simply get in the hand basket and come on down. It will all be over except for the Russian, Iranian, and Chinese divvying up of the United States.

    Turn out the lights, America.

  • Dr. 9

    Where have the anti-war protestors of the left been? Why are they not marching and rioting to end the wars and bring our troops home as they did when GW Nitwit was president? Apparently, the ultra-hypocrites of the Left are only anti-war when someone they hate is the POTUS.

    What these mindless leftist cretins have never understood is that “no one” is more anti-war than the brave and dedicated warriors who have to fight them.

  • Jodie

    I meant “nice touch”, not “nice tough”. Doh!

  • metprof

    George S. Patton just broke the sound barrier spinning in his grave.

  • A. Levy

    When a nation stops caring about the health and strength of it’s military, it’s demise is not far off.

  • Ummah Gummah

    Jodie says:
    December 13, 2012 at 7:49 am
    “Many of the confrontations occur because of [coalition] ignorance of, or lack of empathy for, Muslim and/or Afghan cultural norms,”

    [...]

    Yeah, it’s OUR fault. Sheeeeze!!

    Yes it is!

    “We” voted for Obama.

    .

  • Jodie

    “We” didn’t vote for Obama. THEY did.

  • Allen Not So Sharpton

    Weakness we much? Yes we can.

  • KHarn

    Withdraw, then “nuke it from orbit; it’s the only way to be sure.”

    I’m serious; didn’t I say years ago that REGRESSIVE policies will result in one side nuking the other? Either it will be us because we were driven to a desperate act, or it will be them because they believe it will bring in the “world caliphate”.

  • Bill T

    Next round of protest in Michigan.
    Michigan’s House Bill No. 4769
    “Restriction of Application of Foreign Laws Act”
    http://www.radicalislam.org/analysis/cair-michigan-goes-after-us-constitution/

  • 762×51

    I have a better solution. The complete extermination of all Muslims everywhere. Problem solved.

    It has to be done if you want the war with Islam to be over so let’s get it done, the sooner the better.

  • Hill

    @Dr. 9

    “Apparently, the ultra-hypocrites of the Left are only anti-war when someone they hate is the POTUS.”

    Brilliant quote! Hope you don’t mind if I use it?

    More then happy to cite my source.

  • grayjohn

    Islam = a dog hating, baby raping, goat fucking, apes ass, that eats bacon in a dark closet, while masterbating to pictures of Miss Piggy. Arrest me you cunts.

  • TED

    “Forbid Criticizing Islam, Taliban, or Pedophilia”? Sounds like rules how to get along with a liberal in this country!

  • TED

    CONDOM HISTORY

    And yet another interesting piece of history

    In 1272, the Arabic Islamic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine.

    In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

    Don’t thank me, I do this as a public service for the advancement of Education.

  • TED
  • whotothewhat

    “The draft handbook offers a list of “taboo conversation topics” that soldiers should avoid, including “making derogatory comments about the Taliban,” “advocating women’s rights,” “any criticism of pedophilia,” “directing any criticism towards Afghans,” “mentioning homosexuality and homosexual conduct” or “anything related to Islam.”

    What about goat humping? the new manual does not say anything about goat humping.

  • Ks

    TSolution is to get out fast or else most Afghans will likely rise against the foreigners. History repeating itself. When will we ever learn? Not as long as we have a bunch of idiot military officials who think they can rewrite history!

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