The Age of Obnoxious Moonbattery Triumphant is not a good time to remind people of Christ.
A darts fan was kicked out of a live televised final after the 4,500-strong crowd interrupted play by taunting him – because he looks like Jesus.
Bearded Nathan Grindal was enjoying the clash between Phil Taylor and Kim Huybrechts when some of the audience spotted his likeness to the son of God.
Chants of ‘Jesus’ quickly spread through the rowdy crowd packed into Butlins’ at Minehead, Somerset.
Security staff were called amid fears that Nathan’s omnipresence was upsetting the concentration of ex-world champ Taylor and his Belgian rival.
The labourer, of Abingdon, Oxfordshire, was close to tears as six bouncers removed him from the Cash Converters Players’ Championship which was being shown on ITV4.
As he left a chant of ‘Stand up if you love Jesus’ broke out with many of the boozed-up crowd getting to their feet.
Taylor himself reportedly weighed in with the remark, “If I ever see Jesus again, I’ll crucify him myself.” Huybrechts was more kind, giving Grindal a signed program addressed “To Jesus.”
The Culture War is not going well.
On a tip from Born in 76.