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Dec 15 2012

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  • Dr. 9

    “They can’t touch me. I’m in a union”

  • RocnRobin

    “We’ll teach you not to think for yourself !”

  • Mr. X

    Liberal air bag.

  • rex freeway

    “Take that you son of a bitch”!”How dare you deprive me of part of your paycheck”!

  • junkyard infidel

    “now pay those union dues or your knees are next” !

  • junkyard infidel

    “take that, you breitbart looking punk” !

  • Dien Cai Dau

    Im not hitting you…Im just talking to all those villians out there in the tea party

  • big-pete

    Union member counters a right to work with a left hook.

  • HookLineandStinker

    “This is my last punch. It’s time for my break.”

  • Wizard45

    big-pete gets my vote!
    big-pete says:
    December 15, 2012 at 11:55 am Union member counters a right to work with a left hook.

  • Son of Uncle Sam

    If you think union dues are painful, just try leaving the union!

  • http://wyldgoose.wordpress.com/ Wyld_Goose

    So first they banned guns, then they banned knives, but no form of thought policing prevailed when facing a lunatic moonbat, hell-bent on hurting or killing. They will use any means do so. I guess after this attack there will be callings to ban fists.

  • Elizabeth

    Tony says Relax

  • Rob

    Your tax dollars at work.

  • Brian_Boru

    Live Better. Work Union.

  • Leonard Jones

    Look for the union label!

  • Bob Roberts

    Hi, I’m doing a survey on liberal tolerance and civility, would you like to…

    SMACK!

  • the man

    I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET I WANT YOUR PENSION TOO!

  • Dbm

    “It really pisses me off when people say Unions are violent.”

  • Chris

    I’m a Union Dentist, let me fix that tooth for you.

  • Dbm

    “Hey I’m just putting the Union stamp on your face.”

  • Chris

    What, you think you’ld get better treatment at a Walmart rally?

  • Chris

    “I’ve had it with all this talk about how violent unions can be. Let me prove how peaceful we are.’

  • Chris

    You’ll get the bill in the mail for all of my work to restructure your face.

  • http://www.brycchancarey.com/abolition/wilberforce.htm Wilberforce

    Speaking of which, Crowder just released the full video, unedited. Yep, goons being goons…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4u4qOvma84&feature=em-uploademail

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    More Tea Party violence
    Signed,
    The media

  • grayjohn

    I’m hitting you because I’m so attracted to you and don’t want my union buddies to know what a flaming homo I am.

  • Sam Adams

    Liberals eschew violence…unless they need to get their point across.

  • Sam Adams

    Liberals always lead from the left.

  • Stacy Slay

    DEE BO! DEE BO! Man, you shoulda’ ben bobbin’and weavin’!

  • Sam Adams

    Crowder was surprised to find his polite suggestions rejected.

  • Doug

    “Tolerance” it’s what Unions are all about …

  • Sam Adams

    Naaaaa…this ain’t assault. This is what we, in the union call “getting your attention.”

  • Sam Adams

    Smoothing out some of the bumps in the road Forward®.

  • Bob Roberts

    Keith Olbermann (visible just behind the action in the photo):

    This is great! Hit him again! We’ll teach him to be tolerant and civil!

  • http://www.brycchancarey.com/abolition/wilberforce.htm Wilberforce

    “If those people didn’t want union guys to pull down a huge tent on top of them, they shouldn’t have exercised their right to free assembly.” -Jim Treacher

  • http://www.brycchancarey.com/abolition/wilberforce.htm Wilberforce

    Typical lib: “See? Crowder punched him right in the fist with his face!”

  • Canis lupus

    You have a bee on your head.

  • Fat Stanley

    Here’s something for you to wear that was Made in America!

  • Highway Hospital Student

    I’m the left-punch Union. We gotta bring in another Union for the right punch.

  • Highway Hospital Student

    Take that Crowder…I ain’t afraid of you here, 1500-to-one!

    But yeah, okay… I’m a scared little bitch and would rather be someone’s punk in jail, rather than meeting you man-to-man in the octagon.

  • Jodie

    Union thug: Boo hoo, my hand, my hand. It hurts! Owwweeeee!

  • Sloppy Joe

    Ow.

  • Jeanine

    Yup, look for the Union label!

  • Depwavid

    How about a nice, union-made Hawaiian Punch?

  • Enabler

    The Punch heard ’round the Conservative World.

  • http://wyldgoose.wordpress.com/ Wyld_Goose

    “Mongo only pawn… in game of life.”

  • Highway Hospital Student

    Dis’s for all my benefits dat I get dat you don’t….

    And dis’s for dem no-bid contracts I get dat youse is never gettin.

    Dat’s for my 3/4 salary-pension-for-life startin at 52, dat youse can only dream about.

    And deese here’s for my cadillac-medical plan dat youse will never get.

    And dat’s for all dem no-show jobs I get dat youse pay for.

    And take dis for all the vacations I gets.

    And dis’s for Detroit dat youse……..wait….

  • Joe Ives

    Watch Fox for hard hitting news!

  • epb

    Aww, look! a Union goon employing his skill in dentistry without a medical license, without a contract and working for free!

  • http://www.ontargetnews.com Dale Dawson

    Sweetie, if I can lose 200 pounds, YOU can too. Just think how great we will look together in the Gay Pride Parade.

  • epb

    Doin’ my own Gangnam Style on the squinty eyed fellow I thought was Psy.

  • vladtheimp

    Rational debate – union style.

  • Gunny G

    “This is how unions say, we love you!”

  • Jimbo

    “And with THIS hand I voted Obama 27 times!”

  • WhiteFalcon1

    ‘THIS’ is what “democracy” looks like!

  • Scott B

    “FOR THE TEETH!”

    - Dental Union.

  • Alphamail

    The union’s “Right to Strike” policy in action.

  • Dbm

    Okay Alphamale, this is the winner.

  • BigHorn

    “….my union love.”

  • FrankW

    Get him!!!! That Republican dude took the last of the Twinkies.

  • BigHorn

    Union Macho Duck

  • Moot

    Stop..Making..Sense!!!!!

  • http://giwoodshop.com reeko

    “Union Made”
    knuckle sandwich

  • Contessa61

    Obama to the unions, “Your agenda is my agenda”.

  • http://Determinatus.com Determinatus

    “But Mr. Crowder, we politely disagree with your opinion…”

  • Full Tilt

    Only the Union and it’s dues payees say who has a right to work around here.

  • Patrick

    Might makes Right

  • Bloodless Coup

    ter·ror·ism
    noun \ˈter-ər-ˌi-zəm\

    Definition of TERRORISM

    : the systematic use of terror especially as a means of coercion

    From The Merriam-Webster Dictionary

  • JG

    Media Headline: Right wing reporter rejects union member’s hug…

  • Sweep the leg

    “I better be getting overtime for this!”

  • Xavier

    FoxNews Journo Attacks Bystander

  • Reverend Ken

    Has anyone ID’ed the goon yet?

  • TonyD95B

    New York Slimes Picture Caption: “Dangerous Tea Party Extremist Stephen Crowder Violently Attacks Peaceful Union Demostrators in Spite of President Obama’s Continued Calls For Civility”

    Sidebar Story: “Witnesses Say New Media Breitbart Etremist Seemed “Agitated” While Repeatedly Slamming Face Into Union Leader’s Fist”

  • Bad Barry

    Here’s a little hope for you, but you’re gonna need to bend over for the change.

  • Spikehb

    Stop asking questions about my union’s peaceful protest!

  • http://www.itsaboutliberty.com MissAnthropy

    Unions: We put the “dick” in Dictatorship of the Proletariat

  • Joek Loth

    Steven Crowder, takes a lickin but keeps on tickin!!

  • Miz Barkee

    The secret headshake of an uncivil union.

  • junkyard infidel

    right to work, meet left hook !

  • Logic_Mine

    “Tolerance” in a Liberal World.

  • Antisocialist
  • Restless

    Peace. Love. Union.

  • Z1ggurat_Vert1go

    It’s not the thug’s punch Crowder’s reeling from, it’s from the smell.

  • http://moonbattery Mike Floersch

    If we can’t pursued you with our progressive logic skills, the we will try beating it into your head.

  • http://moonbattery Mike Floersch

    If we can’t pursued you with our progressive logic skills, then we will try beating it into your head.

  • Eric

    What do you say to a “Faux” contributor news caster with two black eyes?

    NOTHING! The bitch should have listened the first time.

  • Bert

    Gentle persuasion Union Style

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