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Dec 17 2012

Caption Contest Winner

The weekend caption contest results are in:

http://moonbattery.com/steven-crowder-sucker-punched

Second runner up:

Union member counters right to work with left hook.
—big-pete

First runner up:

“This is my last punch. It’s time for my break.”
—HookLineandStinker

The winner:

The union’s “Right to Strike” policy in action.
—Alphamail

Congratulations, Alphamail. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.

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  • Momster

    Ahh..A Democrat from the party of tolerance demonstrates the left’s tolerance of ideas that differ from their own.

  • Winston Smith

    LOL! Right to Strike? That caption says it all. Unions thugs (probably boozed/drugged up) know only one thing – violence.

  • Jodie

    Good ones! Congratulations Alphamail! Enjoy your t-shirt.

    PS: I received mine last week. I love my Moonbattery t-shirt!

  • snuss

    One of the Leftist posters on a local blog that I visit frequently claims that this union goon is actually a Koch Brothers plant. Obviously, he had NO proof to support the claim, but still swears it has to be true.

  • Alphamail

    First of all I want to thank the academy.

    I also want to thank all my friends and relatives who put up with me through all those grueling nights of sleeplessness, sweat, and study to come up with this caption – it was a rough time, they were angels.

    And last, I’d like to thank my second grade teacher back in 1951, Mrs. Ludlow, who advised me not to be afraid – to get out there and take chances, to cast caution to the wind, and to risk everything if it be needed.

    Finally, it all pays off.

  • Alphamail

    Kidding aside…thanks Jodie.

    The contest is a fun one. Lotsa people show up that don’t normally comment – says a lot for Dave and MB.

  • Jodie

    Alphamail,

    You’re welcome! I love your acceptance speech. That is hilarious!

    It IS a big deal to win the contest, because there are so many very clever and funny writers who contribute on this site. Dave is the ultimate and he seems to inspire the rest of us.

  • Clingtomyguns

    Looks to me like if Crowder would have ducked, the goon would have hit Keith Olbermann in the nose.

  • Logic_Mine

    REALLY? You’re kidding right?

    “The Union’s Right to strike” is the winner?

    Not to be sounding like a sore looser but I think that is just too easy and has a misleading message.

    Are you saying that the Union has a right to physical violence?

    I think the message is unclear or ambiguous.

    But I’m not going to be one of those guys that just

    keeps rambling on about a silly contest and how really

    it should ….h a ve bee n ….so me one el se w i n ni ………(see next 4 posts for continuing rambling)

  • Logic_Mine

    …..besides, I have better things to do than keep

    worrying about a sill y old contest and a stupid

    caption.

    …………I know my (blah,….blah……blah….blah…)

    And another THING!

    (blah…..blah……blah…..blah…)

    AND THAT SIR! is WHY FROGS CAN’T LOOK UP!

  • Logic_Mine

    I rest my CASE!

  • Jodie

    Logic Mine,

    Are you saying that Beyonce should have won?

  • Alphamail

    Logic_Mine says:

    whatever you just said, I agree.

  • Logic_Mine

    I just think there were better ones than the Union’s right to strike. Obvious yes, original? / creative? … I think there were better.

  • Logic_Mine

    You’re too kind.

    I’m just frustrated because of the big “foothold” the liberals have in our government.

    It’s like seeing my worst nightmare from the 60′s come true where we are invaded by Communist Tyrants and enslave the people of the United States.

    …Alas….I fear I have lived long enough to see my nightmare become a reality.

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