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Dec 18 2012

Our Next Historic President

Here’s a recipe for nightmares severe enough to leave psychological scars. Cross the equally frightful worlds of left-wing politics and trendoid fashion:

A striking transgender model made up to look like Michelle Obama being sworn into office has been put on the front cover of a U.S. magazine.

The magazine being a bastion of moonbattery, the idea was to push the liberal agenda:

Luis Venegas, publisher of the first transsexual style magazine Candy, said he put model Connie Fleming on the front cover because he was inspired by the idea that a black, transsexual woman could one day be president of the Unites States.

The split front cover shows New York model Fleming being sworn into office and waving a U.S. flag accompanied by the headline ‘The Candydate’.

Fleming is dressed in typical First Lady fashion, down to the pearl necklace. Even the hair style is reminiscent of the President Barack Obama’s wife, Michelle.

If the media can find a transsexual presidential candidate who has virtually no job qualifications, close ties to terrorists, and an Islamo-communist background, he/she/it would be a shoo-in for 2016. Or maybe Michelle has something to tell us, other than that she (?) will be running for POTUS.

candydate
Liberals find a use for the Bible and the flag.

On a tip from Don M.

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  • Ummah Gummah

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    Sure that’s a Bible and not a koran? If it were a real Bible I’d expect to see smoke coming out of Mossechelle’s hand..

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  • Comrade J

    ‘It’ Part II
    starring…

  • Vermin

    Um, we already have a black dude.

  • Jodie

    “Fleming is dressed in typical First Lady fashion, down to the pearl necklace. Even the hair style is reminiscent of the President Barack Obama’s wife, Michelle.”

    And he has Michelle’s “perfectly toned arms”. How quaint.

  • Ummah Gummah

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    @ Jodie:

    What if this story is a way of breaking “it” gently to the Nation..? That the President is married to a, well, you know.. they might have adopted in case you’re wondering about the kids.

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  • Ummah Gummah

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    I just heard Rush talk about investment funds and managers divesting from gun manufacturers.

    Seems they don’t really need the capital:

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2012/12/17/gun-sales-brisk-connecticut-shooting/1775707/

    Gun stores report brisk business after Conn. massacre

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  • Momster

    Wow–what a likeness!

    Couple of things missing–an unbuttoned cardigan with a huge wide under-boob belt and an ENORMOUS booty. Also, the face bears something that resembles a smile, not the usually PPO (perpetually pissed off) scowl that Michelle usualy displays.

    The guy-arms and hands are great, though, and right on target.

  • Hey look

    Let It Burn.

  • Momster

    I could not have done a better job of making fun of the first lady. These people are great at it. Are you sure they are a liberal rag? They seem to be revelling in mocking her.

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  • Jodie

    Ummah Gummah says:
    December 18, 2012 at 11:11 am

    I think you’re right. The surprise (to some, not us) will be that Michelle is the man and Barry is the woman. That would sure explain a lot!

  • justme

    Isn’t the Fruit in Chief a tranie too?

  • TebowFTW

    Even the left will admit they’d rather have a freaky black man in office ahead of an authentic woman, black or white. Says something about something. War on women!!

  • Stickman

    Don’t care about a trans being on some cover, or even that it’s made up to look like (striking resemblance), the First Lady..

    That there is even a hint that Ms. Obama would run for POTUS, wounds my inner child and makes this Agnostic pray for the second coming! Seven years of hell on earth would be a cake-walk compared to 4 years of Her..

  • Ummah Gummah

    justme says:
    December 18, 2012 at 11:28 am
    Isn’t the Fruit in Chief a tranie too?

    LOL

    No, the trannie-in-Chief is a fruit.

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  • Jester

    And then liberals wonder why the Taliban/Al Queda want us all dead.

  • Spider

    The inmates now seem to have complete control of the asylum. I wonder if Amerika can actually survive four more years of this.

  • Toa

    I understand that Donald Trump has given the OK for one of these guys to enter the Miss Canada contest.

  • Toa

    Sorry- I should have said “one of these gheys…”

  • fading banana republik

    Comrades moochelle is hot and sessy. She is a baby doll fashionista in a linebacker’s body. Why the media told me so it must be true.

  • Erik Loomis

    @Toa The UK had a girlboy in their competition. #Misslookslikeadude

  • Mr Evilwrench

    Now that one actually looks female. If she was, I’d make her walk funny. MissHell, not so much. Turtlehead and all, you know.

  • Bob Roberts

    Wow, this is weird. About the same time this was being posted, before I even was on line today, while I was out doing some holiday volunteer work, in fact, I got to thinking about what was next for the Democrats – how they could sway the ignorant to possibly vote for them next time after already presenting a mulatto (half-white) as “the first black president”.

    Then it came to me.

    Elect a woman.

    But not a real woman.

    A “transgender” woman.

    Seriously, it would be right up their alley. Run someone they claim is a woman who is really a man and you know all the moonbats would vote for him, believing he is a she, then they would go around crowing about how they elected the first woman, who isn’t in fact a woman, just as they crowed about electing the first black, who is in fact NOT BLACK, HE’S MULATTO!

    But they’re dumb enough to believe just about anything, as evidenced by the last two Presidential elections.

  • grayjohn

    He’s better looking than Michelle and Obama would find him much more attractive, wink wink nudge nude say no more.

  • Grunt

    Geez! Does it stamp its hoof to count??

    There’s enough testosterone in that Adam’s apple and lower jaw ta hurt somebody!

    And…{{{{{Shudders}}}}} <–That too.
    (Also, it should be swearing on a Qu'ran while waving one of those "bloody fingerprint drag" Obammy flags. Y'know…in keeping with the whole "drag" theme.)

  • mojo

    …with a big surprise for the end of the evening.

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