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Dec 20 2012

Sheila Jackson Lee Calls on People to Turn in Their Guns

“Let us mourn with action,” growls leftist congresscritter Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX), meaning, “Let us exploit rather than mourn.” She proposes:

“I would personally just say to those who are listening, maybe you want to turn in your guns. Oh no, I’m not going to take your guns. But look at what Dick’s Sporting Goods did…”

Dick’s temporarily suspended the sale of sporting rifles in a gesture of submission to statist ideologues who have used their control of the media to blame the Newtown massacre not on the evil freak who committed it, but on guns.

Of course Dems aren’t going to take guns by force — at least, not all at once. As with imposing socialism, progressives have taken an incremental approach. Jackson Lee is the sponsor of HR 227. Among other restrictions,

That bill would raise the eligibility to carry a handgun from 18 to 21 and ban people under 21 from possessing semiautomatic assault weapons.

Pretending for the sake of argument that there is such a thing as an “assault weapon” that fires only on a semiautomatic basis like the XM-15 used by Adam Lanza, the bill is pure genius, because Lanza was only 20 years old. Maybe he would have killed his mother and driven to the school in a homicidal frenzy, but at the last minute his conscience would have kicked in, as it occurred to him that he had several months to go before he could legally possess the gun. At that point he would have gone straight home to patch things up with his dead mom. Twenty children’s lives would have been saved.

Maybe Jackson Lee is right that in our increasingly infantilized society, a 20-year-old is too young to exercise the rights of an adult. If so that would include voting rights, to the obvious detriment of politicians whose main appeal is to intellectual adolescents — i.e., Democrats.

sheila-jackson-lee hairdo
There’s no need to own guns. Sheila Jackson Lee will protect us.

On a tip from Conan.

  • Tatersalad
  • dan

    The NRA has compromised away more second amendment rights than they have preserved. We have lost more of our second amendment rights in the 130 years of the NRA’s existence than at any other time in American history. The NRA has emphasized the “sporting purpose” meme of gun ownership rather than the true meaning and purpose of the 2nd amendment, which is “being necessary to the security of a free State.” You can expect them to do what they have always done – bend over to the gun grabbers.

    The only way to preserve YOUR rights is for YOU to fight for them. If you want to join an organization to help with this, join Gun Owners of America. They don’t compromise.

  • pink Floyd

    “semiautomatic assault weapons.”

    Is an oxymoron, one(semi-automatic) cannot be the other(assault weapon)…kind of like SJL is a macro-moron.
    (something so large cannot possibly be SOOOOO empty)

  • Rickyd


  • IslandLifer


  • pink Floyd

    Even the Titans were afraid!!!

  • MicahStone

    Sheila: I request that you personally come to my home to get my gun. You can get my address from the NSA, which is monitoring this – and all other – conservative blog on behave of the OBOZO regime. I will leave my front door open. Just walk right in. I’ll have the gun handy. Hope to see you soon. Regards, an American Patriot who supports the US Constitution.

  • Sam

    It appears Ray Babbitt knotted up a bunch of shit and placed it on her head.

    No normal human wears this kind of garbage.

  • Doug

    Welcome to America, Sam, land of liberal license to do what you please.

    Check out this specimen of typical liberal lunacy

  • KHarn

    No, I agree. Let’s PASS A LAW!

    Perhaps we can make it illegal to commit murder with a gun! Oh wait, there already ARE laws to that effect.

    Then let’s just make MURDER illegal! No, that’s the law, too.

    OK, then we need a law making commiting ANY CRIME with a gun. oh, that’s right. Scratch that.

    Well, how about restricting felons an the mentally incompetent from posessing… it is? Never mind then.

    OK, I got nothing.

  • Tatersalad

    No debate…..the FBI has the statistics that long guns or rifles are not the problem:

  • Ummah Gummah


    She needs to start collecting the guns in her own district before she goes nation-wide. Let’s see what she can come up with first. 🙂

    It’s called a TRACK RECORD.

    PS. That do looks dated.


  • Ummah Gummah

    “Let us mourn with action,” growls leftist congresscritter Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX), meaning, “Let us exploit rather than mourn.”

    Almost missed it.. NEVER LET A GOOD CRISIS GO TO WASTE.


  • Jim

    A society where the people fear the government is a dictatorship, a society where the government fears the people is a Democracy.
    And send Shelia back to Mars, quickly.

  • Ummah Gummah



    No more room on Mars. It’s full of moslems.


  • FreedomByTheBlade

    Stick a piece of lead in that nose of hers and she could blast down a Rhino. 12 guage double barrel shotgun nose. I feel bad for kleenex.

  • Highway Hospital Student

    re: That Sheila thing with the chimp feces on her head—

    Isn’t the very minimum that we could require in our political leaders is that should at least be human?

  • Highway Hospital Student

    Likewise, since we’ve given up on the Constitutionally-mandated citizenship requirement for democrat presidents, could we at least use the Shelia thing with the chimp feces on her head as a warning to check that all future politicians have 46 chromosomes?

  • snuss

    I think that braiding must be so tight, that it has cut off the blood supply to (whatever is left of) her brain.

  • Highway Hospital Student

    I don’t understand why we pay that Sheila thing with the chimp feces on her head a salary, bonuses and an enormous pension when fruit would be just fine.

  • Highway Hospital Student

    Call me nostalgic, but when I see that Sheila thing with the chimp feces on her head, I hear organ-grinder music.

  • She gives life to the term “sherilla”; that is some nasty beast.

  • Harleybob

    Poor woman, did she get hit by a passing motorboat?

  • Highway Hospital Student

    I realize that the Sheila thing with the chimp feces on her head wants people to turn in their guns, but I don’t think that her suggestion to throw feces is a reasonable substitute.

  • Highway Hospital Student

    Of course, I can see how a new gun-control campaign of “Just Throw Feces” might be attractive to that Sheila thing with the chimp feces on her head.

  • Highway Hospital Student

    I wouldn’t be surprised if a troll came to that Sheila thing with the chimp feces on her head’s defense to call me a racist, but I would insist that they would first have to establish her species to our mutual satisfaction.

  • Highway Hospital Student

    And in my own defense, I will say that I struggled very hard not hit “Add your Reply” every time I wrote something.

  • Kevin in WA

    Keep in mind this is the same dumbass who thought we landed on Mars where U.S. astronauts planted a flag…not the moon!

  • rockman

    If looks could kill…she would be indicted for mass murder.

  • Jester

    There’s no need to own guns. Sheila Jackson Lee will protect us

    So…. are you saying she’s good at archery?

  • Todzilla

    What’s on her head you ask? It’s just snakes on an ape.

  • wth

    Shouldn’t have parted the braids like that, Sheila.
    Your fur mites are showing.

  • dmgore

    that is gold.

  • dmgore

    Jester i want to buy you a moonbattery t shirt for that. That was briliant.

  • geoada

    I’ll give up my guns maybe when every politician and celebrity in North America gives up their protection detail. We have armed staff protecting our money, our secure buildings, our politicians. But we do not provide even a modicum of protection to the most cherished of all, our future and the ultimate meaning of our very existance that being our children. What the h–l is wrong with some people.

  • Clingtomyguns
  • Ghost of FA Hayek
  • Doug

    Who let the chimps out?

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    That bill would raise the eligibility to carry a handgun from 18 to 21 and ban people under 21 from possessing semiautomatic assault weapons.
    And you thought that military rules of engagement are bad now ?

  • Bill T

    Shouldn’t she have red danger stripes on either side of her face?

  • Bill

    IF her grandparents would have had guns then MAYBE they wouldn’t have been caught and sold as slaves. I don’t care what people think about this post, it isn’t racist, its a FACT.

  • bobdog

    Nice hat.

  • facebkwallflower

    Sheila, Baby, how about turning in all the SSRI meds? Way t many school shootings and other acts of violence…. Interesting compilation of murders and SSRI’s After getting your fill (wow, so many more school shootings than you can imagine!) wander over the their home page.

  • Jase

    This is the stupid we are up against. . . . Mindless zombies that WE PAY.
    It is WAY passed time to end this stuff guys. just quit,not support them and watch them eat their own.
    I’d guess that less than 1% of city dwellers has ever cleaned a deer. . . .or fish for that matter.
    Help those who show promise. Leave the rest to what they voted for.
    Yeah I said it. Now deal with it.

  • Elmer Fudd

    It has been great laughter hearing these commutards talking about guns. Don’t even bother trying to explain clip and magazine. One show was trying to make a point about high capacity magazine makes it shoot faster. I almost fell out laughing. Another funny one is machine gun versus sub-machine gun. A machine gun is a two man crew belt fed weapon but don’t tell lefty rats their heads might explode.

  • TED

    Yah, like I’M dumb enough to listen to some sweaty nut-bag wacko Commie bitch like SOME of our population would. Listening to HER shows just how stupid SOME of the people in this country has become.

  • TED

    This is the same Commie that needs a Limo to take her a block to work(?)on the taxpayers dole.

  • turned to stone

    I just saw a pic of Medusa! Ahhh!

  • facebkwallflower

    Dirty hair. Sweaty, greasy skin. Man, glad photos don’t come with smell!

  • TED
  • TED
  • But wait a minute, what if she’s right?
    Naaaaah. That’ll never happen. Who reelects her? WTF!
    You could stick that face in dough,
    and make Gorilla cookies.

  • nraendowment

    Sheila can’t generate enough mental energy to light a small-appliance light bulb and her constituents are even more stupid if they voted for someone like her to represent them.

  • da weave says ‘S’ does it stand for socialist or shithead?

  • Jester

    dmgore says:

    Jester i want to buy you a moonbattery t shirt for that. That was briliant.

    Thanks, man. I’m here to serve. Sadly, I can’t give you my contact info (or perhaps not even wear the shirt) because it would jeopardize my business, which just happens to be infested with lefty moonbat clients and colleagues.

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