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Dec 24 2012

Caption Contest Winner

The weekend caption contest results are in:

john kerry football

Second runner up:

“And then, Teresa, we were playing football… and I made this amazing catch with my face.”
—wingmann

First runner up:

“Not in the forehead! I just had it Botoxed!”
—Dean

The winner:

Purple Heart #4 coming right up.
—Xavier

Congratulations, Xavier. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.

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  • Xavier

    Best Christmas present ever! Woo hoo!

  • Rock

    I love these captions. Please keep them coming. I thought an obvious one for the Kerry pic would have been “I was all for catching it, before I missed it!” ;) purple heart was excellent as well! keep it up. Very entertaining.

  • Ummah Gummah

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    One final go at it before things more on:

    “I’d much rather be in Hawaii playing beach volleyball with Barry and Moose!”

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