The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
“And then, Teresa, we were playing football… and I made this amazing catch with my face.”
First runner up:
“Not in the forehead! I just had it Botoxed!”
Purple Heart #4 coming right up.
Congratulations, Xavier. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.