Since our wise rulers in the governmedia have determined that gun-free status makes schools safer, if you care about the safety of the president and his children, you might want to sign this White House petition:
Eliminate armed guards for the President, Vice-President, and their families, and establish Gun Free Zones around them.
The explanation makes perfect sense:
Gun Free Zones are supposed to protect our children, and some politicians wish to strip us of our right to keep and bear arms. Those same politicians and their families are currently under the protection of armed Secret Service agents. If Gun Free Zones are sufficient protection for our children, then Gun Free Zones should be good enough for politicians.
Our rulers care enough about us little folk to want us to be safe from evil guns. Shouldn’t we care just as much about them?
On a tip from R F.