The weekend caption contest results are in:

Second runner up:

“This is my rifle, this is my gun. This 30-round thingy goes up my bum.”
—Arty

First runner up:

“It’s okay, this one won’t work because it’s bent.”
—Aussie-John

The winner:

“This dumb magazine does not have one picture in it.”
—WTH

Congratulations,WTH. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.

2 Responses to “Caption Contest Winner”

1. Henry says:

   December 31, 2012 at 8:10 am

   Dagnabbit! One of these days I’m gonna win, one of these days…
2. Bob Roberts says:

   December 31, 2012 at 10:37 am

   Those captions are great. And several others that didn’t make the final cut as well.