Would you elect Mr. Smith to be president of the USA?
Just change his ethnicity, give him a name like a terrorist, teach him to spew Marxist rhetoric, and many people would.
On a tip from TED.
By Dave Blount |
That guy doesn’t have a spending problem. His problem is the rich aren’t taxed enough.
Politically speaking, in the end, the American people always get exactly what they deserve.
Students at a local school were assigned to read two books, ‘Titanic’ & ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: cost – $29.99
Clinton: cost – $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery
Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica…ooh, let’s not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary – basically the same thing.
Speaks for itself…
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