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Jan 07 2013

Caption Contest Winner

The weekend caption contest results are in:

Schumer-Hammer

Second runner up:

“When all the government has is a hammer, every citizen looks like a nail.”
—big-pete

First runner up:

“No one needs a hammer with an extended shank like this one.”
—Sam Adams

The winner:

“So you’re tired of getting screwed?”
—Ghost of FA Hayek

Congratulations, Ghost of FA Hayek. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.

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  • Sam Adams

    Many great captions. I still think it is a photo of a tool holding a hammer.

  • http://moonbattery mtminer

    This article on newsmax fits this picture perfectly. NYNY will definitely be banning these heiness weapons soon!!
    http://www.newsmax.com/US/IPhone-owner-tricks-thief/2013/01/05/id/470187

  • SNuss

    Darn it! I just thought of a winning caption:

    Remember: When hammers are outlawed, only outlaws will have hammers.

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