The weekend caption contest results are in:

Second runner up:

“When all the government has is a hammer, every citizen looks like a nail.”
—big-pete

First runner up:

“No one needs a hammer with an extended shank like this one.”
—Sam Adams

The winner:

“So you’re tired of getting screwed?”
—Ghost of FA Hayek

Congratulations, Ghost of FA Hayek. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.

3 Responses to “Caption Contest Winner”

1. Sam Adams says:

   January 7, 2013 at 8:05 am

   Many great captions. I still think it is a photo of a tool holding a hammer.
2. mtminer says:

   January 7, 2013 at 1:42 pm

   This article on newsmax fits this picture perfectly. NYNY will definitely be banning these heiness weapons soon!!
   http://www.newsmax.com/US/IPhone-owner-tricks-thief/2013/01/05/id/470187
3. SNuss says:

   January 7, 2013 at 9:41 pm

   Darn it! I just thought of a winning caption:

   Remember: When hammers are outlawed, only outlaws will have hammers.