The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
“When all the government has is a hammer, every citizen looks like a nail.”
First runner up:
“No one needs a hammer with an extended shank like this one.”
“So you’re tired of getting screwed?”
—Ghost of FA Hayek
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