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Jan 07 2013

Al Roker Makes a Confession

MSM weather clown Al Roker — who has also been involved in MSNBC antigun propaganda — has something very personal he would like to tell you. Don’t try drinking anything as you listen:

On a tip from Varla.

  • dan

    this can happen after a pot of coffee….or so I hear
    bwahahahha….Roker is a funny (and dangerous)man 🙂

  • Doug

    What he meant to say was that when he saw the First Klingon bitching at her wife Barrie he shat his panties.

  • Skyfall

    …and exactly how would my life have been less complete without knowing this?

  • Ghost of FA Hayek
  • Eleanor. in Hell

    Wear adult diapers, you idiot. It will only make your giant butt a little bigger. 😮

  • F.D.R. in Hell

    Cloudy with a chance of shizzle.

  • Kenny

    See what happens when you eat too much jelly?

  • Goldenfoxx

    Well just shit! 🙂

  • LibertyBelle

    He’s sexy and we know it.

  • (Adapted from a classic children’s song)

    Skidamarink a dink a dink,
    skidamarink a doo, I love you.

    Skidamarink a dink a dink,
    Skidamarink a doo,I love you.

    I love you in the morning,
    and in the afternoon.

    I love you in the evening,
    and underneath the moon.

    Oh, Skidamarink a dink a dink,
    Skidamarink a doo,I love you.

  • Piker

    Why, oh why, for the love of all that is holy, would you ever say this during a television interview?

  • TonyD95B

    Pardon the pun, Al, but you gotta be ‘s#ittin’ us.

    Holy S#it, FatMan…..un-freakin’-beleivable.

  • Mike T

    “You pooped your pants!” That’s all folks, turn out the lights, it’s over…

  • Lucy Mercer

    Franklin usually needed a changin after combining kraut, linguine with clam sauce, and new deal corporate fascism with Benito and Adolf.
    That’s when Eleanor got him back.

  • modd kenwood

    I remember Big Al was early on the FIRE DON IMUS bandwagon after the I-Man called some basketball chick a “nappy headed ho”
    If I had any respect for Roker till that point it vanished after he called for Imus’s termination.

  • Vermin

    I love how they pretend they’re sharing insights into an interesting subject.

  • F.D.R. in Hell

    Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, darling ♥♥♥

    Ix-nay on the ipers-day.

    Remember how you loved that Pepsi-Cola douche?
    For a week, you sang–
    ♫ Pepsi-Cola hits my spot ♫

    It was only a nickel back then, too.

  • Eleanor in Hell

    Franklin, what are you and Lucy talking about?
    May you both rot in Hell !!
    Oh, wait…

  • Buffalobob

    We just do not have the capacity to understand just how these brilliant ripple sipping cheese wiz socialites are able to have a serious discussion about shi&ing your pants

  • Joek Loth

    WOW!!! What a shit stain al porker is!!

  • Joek Loth

    Piker says:
    January 7, 2013 at 5:29 pm
    Why, oh why, for the love of all that is holy, would you ever say this during a television interview?

    I’m pretty sure that a statement of this magnitude has never, ever been uttered on naitonal T.V. before!! Thats something to think about. Even though it’s true, WHY? WARUM? would your dumb-ass admit to it on nationwide T.V.???!!!
    I “SHARTED” my pants in my second first grade but why in the hell would I tell anybody about it? It’s just too embarassing!! OH wait, nevermind, I was just kidding, ha ha, ahaaa !!!

  • Louie

    Guy shits himself in public, then goes on national tv to brag about it. Typical leftist.

  • Son of Taz

    Slow news day?

  • Mickey Shea


  • No news that

    I’ve always thought Roker was/has a pantload. His confession confirms it.

  • Bo-Jangles

    Hey, look at his face. It looks like it got all over him!

  • Seamus

    He was just trying to crop dust, and he ended up fertilizing instead.

  • Jodie

    If I ever had to go anywhere near Obama, I too would schumer in my pants! All of that evil in one person..ugh…shudder…it’s just awful what we have to deal with right now!

  • Miz Barkee

    Soon there will be a reality show where people talk about strange ways they pooped their pants.

  • dan

    He finally topped Katie Couric….

  • SNuss

    Roker “Schumered” in his pants?

  • Joek Loth

    Bo-Jangles says:
    January 8, 2013 at 8:26 am
    Hey, look at his face. It looks like it got all over him!
    Jodie says:”…I too would schumer in my pants!” LOL
    obama=shit so we call it “taking an obama” or I just obama-ed my underwear and left a really bad obama-mark, I don’t know if my mom will be able to git that obama-mark, obama-stain out of my tighty-whiteys!!!
    F**K obama. (I used two **’s for you Jodi!!) And you can use just about any politickian, a few exceptions!!
    Eleanor in Hell says:
    January 7, 2013 at 8:04 pm
    Franklin, what are you and Lucy talking about?
    LMASSOFF!! When I first read that, I thought you were talking like they were the characters from CharlieBrown,
    Franklin being the (only) black kid and Lucy being the interviewer!! My bad!! Hey do you remember the Charlie Brown show where when Franklin was sick and he shatt his pants with diarrhea and he started crying to his mama, “Mama, mama somethins wong mama, I thinks I’m meltin!!! LOL!! Member that one?!!!

  • Hey, whats a little trouser chili between liberal friends. He didnt elaborate he did with the skivvies he landed the 747 in. I hope my day gets better.

  • Brian Brandt

    Well, who among us hasn’t sharted once or twice?

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