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Jan 08 2013

Profiles in Countermoonbat Courage: Torii Hunter

Our moonbat overlords have already commenced the homosexualization of the military. Next up: professional sports. Surprisingly, someone has actually shown the backbone to put up resistance:

In a recent Los Angeles Times story, Detroit Tigers outfielder Torii Hunter was quoted as saying his Christian beliefs would make it “difficult and uncomfortable” for him to accept an openly gay teammate.

Note that he said “openly”; Hunter isn’t prying into anybody’s private perversions. Nonetheless, his thought crime makes him a fit candidate for a media Two-Minute Hate.

The nauseatingly left-wing sport punditocracy will be the main driver of turning MLB locker rooms into San Francisco bathhouses. Preens Fox’s Jon Paul Morosi:

I believe Hunter’s statement could prove constructive — but not because I agree with him. In fact, I don’t. Rather, Hunter has inadvertently provided baseball with the impetus to begin serious preparations for the sport’s next great social responsibility. One day, perhaps not long from now, baseball will have an openly gay player. And the only way for the sport to live up to its transformative legacy is to encourage a candid, informed discussion on the subject until that moment arrives.

You read that correctly. Promoting disease-spreading sexual deviancy is baseball’s “next great social responsibility.”

Already you can’t watch a football game without listening to extended tirades denouncing our right to bear arms. In baseball, pitching coach Roger McDowell and shortstop Yunel Escobar were both suspended recently for poking fun at homosexuals, to Morose’s sanctimonious approval. Soon you won’t be able to bring your kids to a ballgame unless you want them to see perverts promoting their careers by French kissing in the dugout.

No corner of life is to be left unsullied by the liberal agenda.

There is a great opportunity here for an athlete who wants to live in history. You don’t even need to be homosexual; just declare that you are. For generations to come, sports writers will coo and fawn over you. All players will be required to wear your number on your birthday for generations to follow.

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A Tiger now, but still on the side of the angels.

On a tip from Wiggins.

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  • StanInTexas

    Just another in the long list of examples showing that Liberals HATE free speech.

    No one is allowed to have an opinion unless a Liberal approves of that opinion.

  • Steve

    I don’t follow MLB…too boring. So the person that said this…is…black!??!?! WHOA…. are the libs gonna have a problem with denigrating THIS guy!!!!!

    Steve

  • Mr Evilwrench

    The world becomes a tiresome place when every activity must be deflected to the promotion of some aspect of the leftard agenda. It’s like in the USSR when every scientific paper was required to start with a quote from Marx or Lenin. What does Lenin have to do with particle physics or biochemistry? Great social responsibility? How about just play baseball and shut up.

  • Bo-Jangles

    Good point Steve, especially since, generally speaking, blacks tend to be very anti-gay. But don’t expect the MSM or the “PC’ized” motor-mouths in the announcers booth to talk about that.

  • StanInTexas

    The Left has no problem demonizing minorities that do not toe the party line.

    The Left’s civility towards black people like Torii Hunter will be forgotten as they denigrate him and demand his head.

  • Dr. 9

    Todays Test

    Q. Why do seagulls have wings?
    A. To beat the Muslims to the garbage dump.

    Q: What will most Muslims in this country eventually be asked?
    A:”Will the defendant please rise?”

    Q. How do you address the most powerful Muslim in the world?
    A. Mr. President.

    Q. What is the Obama Administration’s official term for Muslim terrorist?
    A. The victim.

    Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
    A. Bisexual.

    Q. What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?
    A. Nothing, yet.

  • TED
  • TED
  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    The general public at large could care less
    Oh, they may from time to time take up an interest in an individual players personal life, but only if it affects their game.
    The gay victimhood lobby does not merely want to participate.
    No, they want front and center
    http://www.outsports.com/columns/suewicksmikepiazza.htm
    They want network cameras at the Superbowl to all be zoomed in on a gay third string punter on the bench.
    They want Costa’s anti second amendment “public service announcements” at halftime to include them as well

  • Ummah Gummah

    .

    How much longer till Pitchers and Catchers?

    .

  • gcm

    What do you say to Dr. 9 regarding his test? He’s an asshole.

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