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Jan 11 2013

Bill Clinton, Father of the Year

In keeping with the liberal practice of granting awards to those who least deserve them, Bill Clinton, best known for humiliating his family by having a sordid sexual affair with a woman young enough to be his daughter, has been named Father of the Year:

The National Father’s Day Council, which has been giving out such an honor for 72 years, has named Clinton one of its recipients for 2013. …

The not-for-profit group awards Father of the Year to “contemporary lifestyle leaders of our culture” …

Slick Willie certainly is a contemporary lifestyle leader of our culture. His disgusting behavior while in the White House — compounded by the shamelessness with which Democrats defended it — was a major milestone in our decay as a civilization.

Past winners of this award include Dem presidential candidate John Edwards, who fathered a love child with a bimbo while his wife was dying of cancer. No, I’m not kidding.

This isn’t any more ridiculous than granting the Nobel Peace prize to a terrorist pervert, a communist dictator, a snake oil salesman, and even Barack Hussein Obama.


On a tip from G. Fox. Hat tip: Jammie Wearing Fools.

  • StanInTexas

    Bill Clinton, Father of the Year

    Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves!

  • Chairborne

    Only in loony tunes, “liberal”, La La Land:

    Bill Clinton’s record of brutality against women, Misogyny

    Juanita Broaddrick (AR)- rape
    Eileen Wellstone (Oxford) – rape
    Elizabeth Ward Gracen – rape – quid pro quo, post incident intimidation
    Regina Hopper Blakely – “forced himself on her, biting, bruising her”
    Kathleen Willey (WH) – sexual assault, intimidations, threats
    Sandra Allen James (DC) – sexual assault
    22 Year Old 1972 (Yale) – sexual assault
    Kathy Bradshaw (AK) – sexual assault
    Cristy Zercher – unwelcomed sexual advance, intimidations
    Paula Jones (AR) – unwelcomed sexual advance, exposure, bordering on sexual assault
    Carolyn Moffet -unwelcomed sexual advance, exposure, bordering on sexual assault
    1974 student at University of Arkansas – unwelcomed physical contact
    1978-1980 – seven complaints per Arkansas state troopers
    Monica Lewinsky – quid pro quo, post incident character assault
    Gennifer Flowers – quid pro quo, post incident character assault
    Dolly Kyle Browning – post incident character assault
    Sally Perdue – post incident threats
    Betty Dalton – rebuffed his advances while married to one of his supporters

  • Beef

    On top of all that, Bill, who told Gennifer Flowers he was sterile, probably isn’t even Chelsea’s biological father. Webster Hubbell is more likely her baby daddy:

  • modd kenwood

    AP:Bill Clinton to be awarded 2013 Nobel “Piece” Prize

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    How typical of the left to idealize the image of a father who would prefer to be down at the local club watching a girl dance around a pole, as long as it advances their political agenda

  • Alphamail

    If he actually likes them they get flowers along with the kneepads on Valentine’s Day.

  • Jimbo

    The liberal “mind”-set is astoundingly stupid. They should not be allowed to breed.

  • wingmann

    In other news today,jeffrey dahmer was posthumously awarded chef of the year.

  • Biff

    I didn’t even know Monica was pregnant.

  • Robb

    Great picture. When I was @8 or so, two female teenagers from the neighborhood went out for Halloween dressed as packs of cigarettes. Probably 1983 or so.

  • 762×51

    Boy is Rosie O’Donnell going to be pissed off over this.

    After all, she and her “wife” Michelle just adopted a baby, I know, makes me sick too.

    Apparently Rosie is less than half the man she thinks she is.

  • Nicki Thomas

    Preposterous. But VERY funny!

  • -sepp

    Well…on the bright side this does give hope to millions of baby-daddys that they have a shot at this prestigious award!

  • Leonard Jones

    A pot smoking, coke snorting serial adulterer has just
    been named the “Father Of The Year.”

    There really is no way to describe how low American
    culture has descended, without mention of the fact that
    Obama makes Clinton look like a saint!

    RIP America.

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