Jan
12
2013
Caption Contest
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On tips from Wilberforce and Byron.
Inauguration Day 2013
The entire viewing audience of Current TV welcomes their new management.
“So where do we get our free phones?”
Obama supporters line up for their new EBT cards.
Obamabots..”Wolfs in sheeps clothing”
Buuuut – Obama said was only going to tax the rich!
Buuut – Obama said he was only going to tax the rich!
Because Obama wasn’t expected to fill the stands at the 18,300-seat Schottenstein Center, his rally was moved to a more suitable venue for his base.
O-BAAAAAAAA-Ma
The “Real” Housewives of Iran
Baa, Baa, Baa, Obaama!
Where do we register to vote?
Bhaahaa bhahaaahh Bhaaarrracckkk Barraaaaccckkkk…
We are here to do our fair share. Shear us!
sanctuary, save us from horny muslim perverts!
Obama’s supporters show their solidarity with the “black sheep” of the family
The welfare office will open at 5 AM
“Yessss, Master!”
“Four legs good…two legs baaaaad. Wait! What?”
“ZOMG! Demon zombie sheep!”
Dis where you get da Section 8 vouchers?
Is this where we vote for Obaaaaa-ma? And over there as well?
finally a picture of the 72 virgins.
RSVP: Obamacare advocates, the Morlocks, will be pleased to attend his Inauguration.
Welcome to King Barack’s balcony
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmbmNp1RDCE
Gazing upon their president, bleating hearts prove that the eyes are the window of the soul.
Everyone is safe as sheep at the gun grabber ranch.
Mayor Michael Bloomberg has unveiled a new initiative to limit supplies of prescription painkillers in the city’s emergency rooms. As an alternative, he suggests that patients begin counting sheep.
as the sheeple awaited their fate, preparations were being made by a force much larger then they; but whom they pledge their continued allegiance too.
Submitting sheep cluelessly await their slaughter.
Obama is running late, please text Obama for America to make a small donation.
What you look like without the Second Amendment.
New York City brothels prepare for the onslaught of Islamic delegates expected to visit during the upcoming United Nations 2013 Summit.
We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.
The Obama presidency is shear pleasure.
We’re mutton-heads and we vote!
Honey, did you invite your “useless idiots” for dinner, AGAIN!
“we the sheeple….” // quoth the liberals…
Obama’s “thousand points of light”
They didn’t know medical quarantine was part of Obamacare.
But they’re relieved – they’ll soon get to shower and go home.
Thank you DNC , I’ll be here all week
Another successful DNC voter registration drive.
Qbama voters waiting for free stuff.
Forward!
North Korea night lights
“Whaaaaaaa’s my money and ebt card?”
“You know dear…”
“Yes honey, what?”
” I was just thinking…”
“Baaaaa, baaaaa”
“Thinking what dear?”
“Well, I was just thinking, perhaps….”
“Baaaa…spit it out dear!”
“I, I was just thinking, well, mmm, mabye those tea partiers, back in 2009, 2010, mabye they were NOT just a baaa….bunch a racists”
“Mind your tounge honey, you know what the penalty is for sedition, do you want to be fleeced this time of year!”
“Baaa, baaaa”
Nov. 6, 2012: Obama supporters line up early at a polling place in Philadelphia
Obama supporters stake out a good spot near the US Capitol in advance of Obama’s second inauguration
Press briefing at MSNBC
Scorned mistresses seek out Bill Clinton
My fellow Americans…
Watch your step Mr. President.
Baaaah Did I hear the word sacrifice? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UH OH, I don’t see any black sheep???
Here Bo, Here Bo. No more sittin on yo fat butt. Start herding some sheep. Somebody roun here got to do some work. May as well be the damn dog.
Youuuuu promised there would be grass.
Everyone deserves a college education.
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He rounded up the sheep? Why do I care, I’m not a sheep! Call me when he starts rounding up the Jews.
No; I’ve never been invited to a presidential barbeque before. Why do you ask?
Only the ones with the really thick wool will be sheared.
What does he mean, “We’ve got to make some sacrifices?’
Sheep don’t need no ten round magazines!!!
Black sheep? Black sheep? That’s RACIST!!!
Nope, the TEA Party gathering is over there. They’re the ones with guns.
I”f we all coop0erate, we’ll get through this just fine. Now just line up…
We don’t need no Constitution.
dmgore says:
January 12, 2013 at 12:44 pm
O-BAAAAAAAA-Ma
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You had to go and steal my line!
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We’re your 72 virgins and we welcome you for an eternity of hot sweaty love, Osama!
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An the People Celebrate the end of the Second Amendment…
AP/UPI: Delegates to the 46th Democrap National Convention wait to get into Charlotte Convention Center in the early morning hours.
Millions of Americans wait to hear what their Glorious Leader will command them to think.
Low-information voters!
The sheeple await their daily bread from The Anointed One.
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C*OEXI$†
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I heard that if you go voluntarily and don’t resist or give them any trouble they’ll use the sharp blade and everything will go a lot quicker and you will feel hardly any pain..
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Jodie says:
January 12, 2013 at 1:42 pm
New York City brothels prepare for the onslaught of Islamic delegates expected to visit during the upcoming United Nations 2013 Summit.
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Hahaha!! LOL
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Things grew tense at an undisclosed location as a large mob of low information voters demanded their Obama money.
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You Americans can’t just up and leave us all alone here in Afghanistan with all those nasty horny Taliban!!! Nooooo……
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O’BAMS! We come for you!
its Girls night in Tehran
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God putting his invisible hand on Obama’s shoulder, whispering in his ear:
“Now you listen to me carefully, young man, because I am only going say this once. You see, America is my own country. It’s very special to me and I don’t like to see it messed around with.
Now if you keep screwing up, worshipping Satan and doing his will, then you will be spending the rest of eternity with these here sheep. You see, Satan doesn’t fool around nor does he ever tell the truth. So believe me, he will give you to these 72 virgin sheep if you don’t repent and change your path.”
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Oh Achmed, that cute one in the center is winking at you
You don’t need a gun to protect them. Just post a wolf-free-zone sign.
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OT:
Bill Clinton was asked by a concerned journalist: “How is Hillary’s head?”
Bill: “Oh it’s OK, but I really miss Monica’s”
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Democrats. They’ll make for plentiful survival protein when the collapse comes.
Ken says:
January 12, 2013 at 4:59 pm
You don’t need a gun to protect them. Just post a wolf-free-zone sign.
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You don’t need much to control ‘em either since they’re all unarmed.
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Having just been declared a wolf free zone the American Sheep Celebrate!
Go ahead GOP, try to prove that we voted more than once for Obaaaaaama.
News Headline: “The Vast Multitudes of Government Dependent Libtarded, Demoncrap Sheeple Gather in Rapturous Anticipation of Their Dear Leader’s Impending Proclamation That Private Gun Ownership is to be Banned in the People’s Republic of the Socialist States of Amerika!”. Byline: Armed Bands of Constitutional Terrorists Plan Resistance Movement…
Voter I.D.??? We don’t need no stinking voter I.D.
After this crowd showed up, the owner of Ed’s Bait & Tackle dropped the acronym E.B.T. from all advertising.
And what does a sheep say?
Obaaaaaama
(Narration by Richard Attenboro)
“…unfortunately, when our crew turned on the lights, half of Obama’s following scuttled under the refrigerator; leaving rest of the herd to fend for itself against the nocturnal predators…”
“After deciding that a Jackass did not properly symbolise their base, the Democratic National Committe held open tryouts today for their new mascot…”
Shovel Ready Jobs in the making.
Showing up for a barbeque without having read the menu beforehand has consequences….
All of these sheep to choose from and we had to get
a Kenyan
(bet you thought I was going to say a blackone:)…..
but that would have been Raaaaacist !)
Is this where we get our Obama phone?
Night Of The Walking Brain Dead Democrat
“Bah Bah Bah, Barack Hussein Obama, Bah Bah Bah”
– Elementary school kids performing?
– Naw, just the usual bleating from the MSM Animal Farm.
“As the light of liberty slips slowly below the horizon, the 99 percent ‘lean forward’ and wait instructions…”
(PS If I win, I’ll be waiting for my tee shirt having a beer at Ed’s Bait & Tackle.)
Back in the day when Democrats were Democrats, and sheep were scared.
(that should be “await instructions”. Does this disqualify me?)
Arbeit Macht Frei
“Wow! I’m sure glad we made it to Inauguration Day, Mabel. Lots of other Democrats here, huh? Why the hell is it so dark?”
Baaaaaan gunnnnnns!
It seems all the good ones I thought of when I saw the image are taken, started skipping through them pretty fast so maybe this one is too:
Democrats lining up to get fleeced again.
“Any of you guys have any idea what we just voted for?
Four legs good, two legs baaaaad!
AKA Obama voters.
The sun sets on America as Obama is Inaugurated for his 2nd term
“The sheep outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
Adapted from Orwell’s animal farm.
Gun control…gun control…gun control…
What do you get for pretending the danger’s not real
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel
The useful idiots await their next command.
Are we safe from the bad guns yet, Master?
O bahhhhhhhh maaaaaaa!!!! O Bahhhhh Mahhhhhh….He’s gonna saaaaaaaaaaaaave me. Saaaaaaave meeeeeeee. O bahhhhhhhh maaaaaaa!! Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Maaaaaa.
No worries
This one eats dog
“…-and that government
from the sheeple,
to the sheeple,
against the sheeple
shall not flourish
on the earth”
So that’s what the 2nd amendment looks like…
What do you mean “there aren’t any Inaugural tickets left”?
Some directors advise a person with stage fright to picture their audience naked; Obama just see’s ‘em as they are…
On a related note:
Out in the middle of darkest Africa there was a White Missionary living with a tribe of black natives.
One day the big chief comes along and calls the Missionary into his hut, where he was sharpening his big axe. He explains to the white man that his daughter has just given birth to a white baby, and that since the missionary’s the only white man for thousands of miles, the missionary will be the “main course” at dinner that night.
“Now just hang on a minute, give me a chance to explain, chief,” says the Missionary. “You’re jumping to conclusions here. Let me tell you a story. See all those white sheep out in the field and how there’s one black one amongst them.”
The Chief thinks for a moment. “OK!” says the Chief, “You say nothing, I say nothing.”
What do you mean “James Carville called us CATTLE?”
Invasion of the Democrats
Four legs Gooood, Two Legs Baaaad.
In more simple terms, Obama voters.
The casting call for the remake of “The Hills Have Eyes”, starring B. Hussein Obama
We heard the polls were opening early to vote for President Obama’s 3rd term.
Baa-baa Obama sheep, give me all your wool, so I can “spread the wealth”. Obamaphones and EBT cards for everyone!
We’ve turned in our guns,now what?
New Democrat voter’s getting ready to make a run for the U.S. border.
Lo fo voters lining up for free stuff from Obaaahma
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.
Be a lamb, grant me a third term.
Deleted scenes from 2016: Obama’s America.
The White House press corp without the Fox News correspondent and Jake Tapper.
My sheeple, my sheeple…..
Obama voters line up for their free stuff, disappointed that their Obamaphones don’t work out here.
“Pssst. I’m confused. I thought this Obama guy was supposed to be ‘lying in a manger.’”
“Oh, he’s lying alright.”
69..70..71!
Just one more kill until Nirvana calls me.
We bask in the light of Dear Leader.
Should we avert our eyes?
That teleprompter is too bright!
Hey Mohammed…Your 72 virgins have arrived…
Finally here- an Amerika Moochelle can be proud of
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Any moslem’s wet dream: Goats Gone Wild!
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You’re all safe…he only eats dogs.
…….Lambs to the slaughter, the 47%
What, no open thread? OK, here’s a few for today:
Occasionally the French get something right:
Several hundred thousand people are expected to march through Paris on Sunday against the planned legalization of same-sex marriage in the first mass protest against the unpopular President Francois Hollande.
Activists have mobilized a hybrid coalition of church-going families, political conservatives, Muslims, evangelicals and even homosexuals opposed to gay marriage for the show of force.
So many are expected to converge on Paris from around France that police had organizers split it into three separate columns starting from different points around the city and meeting in the Champ de Mars park at the Eiffel Tower.
Patriotic Group To Build Armed ‘Defensible’ Neighborhood Fortress
Yeah, they tried that outside Waco once, turned into the world’s largest BBQ under the Clinton Administration.
ARMED VIGILANTE GROUPS POLICING 2 MEXICAN TOWNS
Several hundred civilians have taken up arms in two towns in a southwestern Mexico state and are arresting people suspected of crimes and imposing a curfew, leading authorities to promise to reinforce security forces in the area.
People in the area said about 800 residents were participating in the armed groups acting as unofficial police. The vigilantes ordered a 10 p.m. curfew for the two towns and are looking for suspected criminals. Schools have suspended classes.
In Ayutla, Romualdo Remigio Cantu, one of the coordinators for the civic group Union of Peoples and Social Organizations of Guerrero, said that more than 30 people had been arrested. The detainees are accused of drug trafficking, extortion and kidnapping, he said.
This next one… You know, even moonbats occasionally have some redeeming qualities. Well, read it and figure out what I’m talking about.
Reddit co-founder commits suicide
Here’s one of the parts (from another link) that caught my eye about this guy:
Mr. Wolf said he would remember his nephew, who had written in the past about battling depression and suicidal thoughts, as a young man who “looked at the world, and had a certain logic in his brain, and the world didn’t necessarily fit in with that logic, and that was sometimes difficult.”
Basically, he was out of touch with reality and rather than fix that, he killed himself.
One more bit from the original link:
even his astounding achievements seemed bleak in his own tortured mind.
MOONBAT!
Who would have thought that the bit in obamacare that protects us from doctors turning us in with regards to guns came from – wait for it – HARRY REID!
Of course now that he feels secure, for the moment, he’s revealing his moonbat nature and taking a 180 degree different stance.
And speaking of moonbat Harry Reid:
Harry Reid, Dick Durbin, Patty Murray and Chuck Schumer have written a letter to Obama urging him to take all “lawful steps” to increase the debt limit, with or without the Republicans.
Remember, these are 4 of several Democrats who expressed outrage at raising the debt limit in 2006.
Put aside the picture of leading lawmakers, usually so jealous of their constitutional prerogatives, asking the president to ignore Congress. What is striking about the letter is that every one of its signers — Reid, Durbin, Schumer, and Murray — voted against raising the nation’s debt ceiling just seven years ago.
On March 16, 2006, the Senate held a vote on a measure to raise the debt ceiling by $781 billion — the fourth such vote of George W. Bush’s presidency. Republicans controlled the Senate, and Democrats spent much of the debate railing against Bush’s spending. “When it comes to deficits, this president owns all the records,” said Reid. “The three largest deficits in our nation’s history have all occurred under this administration’s watch.”
Declaring themselves outraged by such spending, Reid, Durbin, Schumer, and Murray all voted against raising the debt limit. So did every other Democrat — including Sen. Barack Obama. But on Friday, the four lawmakers urged now-President Obama not only to raise the ceiling but to do it in a constitutionally risky fashion by going over the head of Congress.
This is a dangerous move. Congress specifically gives the power of the purse to Congress alone. If Obama takes their advice he would be clearly and deliberately violating the Constitution.
A Conspiracy So Immense
What will it take for the mainstream media to cover the progressive movement?
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Excuse me, Sir.. We’re looking for the way to Chicago..
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We want to live in America, we want to live in America, We want to live in Ameerre-e-e-e-e-ca-a-a-a!!!!
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Mr Obama, unlike the occupy crowd, these new potential voters seem to be too smart and too focused to be manipulated.
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Don’t blame US. We didn’t vote.
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The Real 72 Virgins of the OIC
The Collectivist IQ
No, it matters not how many Occupier sheeple gather. Dumb is still dumb. (A flock of sheep smell better too!)
Sun setting over America – Nov. 6, 2012
Welcome to the Bill Ayres Citizen’s Reeducation Camp
Don’t worry guys, I secretly slipped a note to Jane Fonda, telling her about our torture and imprisonment. I’m sure help is on it’s way!
Where’s all the black sheep?
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SEIU/ACORN/UAW goon with a megaphone:
OK, Ladies and Gentlemen! This way for your voter registration!
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Now that all the white sheep have turned in their guns, it’s Party Time for Jamie Foxx!
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And now, returning to the Democratic national convention…..
Koooooool Aiiiiiiiid, Kooooooool Aiiiiiiiid….
The nations news services gather to hear the President speak.
The nation’s news services gather to hear the President speak.
(punctuation fixed)
The President is about to take the podium for his inaugural address as thousands of his supporters await to hear him speak.
Dawning of another day for Section 8 Housing.
My fellow Americans….
President Judas goat will lead us.
We the Sheeple don’t need no stinking debt ceiling.
“Look into my eyes, my eyes, straight into my eyes, my eyes… On the count of three you will blindly follow me: 1 – 2 – 3, (poof) you’re a Democrat!”
Dumb, dependent, disarmed. More lambs for the slaughter, or, the Democrat ideal for the populace, “safe” in their weapons free society?
The crowd was extremely disappointed to find that tickets were sold out for the 2013 inauguration festivities.
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Actually I hear there’s plenty of hotel room left for the inauguration. Weird that this turnout was so good but noone wants to see the re-inauguration.. I am really beginning to think that the election was stolen, never mind the percentages.
Easy enough to do mass ballot fixing with electronic machines..
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Sheep without guns—pulling the wool over America’s eyes.
Wooo Hooo We’re all going to get a shower!!
After waiting anxiously in line all night, the crowd was extremely disappointed to learn, all the tickets had been pre-sold for the Obama’s 2013 inauguration festivities.
No sleep for you!
Mr. President, we have the wolves ready. We can vote on the luncheon menu now.
“Where’s our free stuff? Free stuff ain’t baaaaad…”
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes.
Now things are really what they seem.
No, this is no bad dream.
(Continuing on a theme from rex freeway)
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Now if you all just count each other you can all fall asleep..
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Ummah Gummah says:
January 12, 2013 at 4:59 pm
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“God putting his invisible hand on Obama’s shoulder, whispering in his ear:”
With all due respect to God, perhaps the Lord should have Satan put a hoof on each of Obama’s shoulders and whisper in his ear “Bend over, mutt boy, I’m going to do to you what you’ve been doing to America for the last four years.”
“I don’t believe in guns,” said Dorsey. “I don’t own a gun. I’m totally at the mercy of my saviors.
Quote from . . . Robbery victim wants to thank Good Samaritans who came to his rescue
http://www.khou.com/news/local/Robbery-victim-wants-to-thank-Good-Samaritans-who-came-to-his-rescue–186572461.html
FREEEEEEE … STUUUUUUFF …
BAAAAA! Where’s my free stuff?
I should have seen the other “free stuff” postings before I posted. Sorry.
Mr. President, the members of the press pool are waiting your command.
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FREE Haircuts for all the sheeple here.. we keep the wool!
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Some on the right have called you guys useful idiots.I,being the lightbringer,say that is not true…you have been very useful…..now please hurry on to the train…Auschwitz has a schedule to keep.
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Obama is the greatest Fuehrer ever! Millions of sheeple simply can’t be wrong!
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The tranquil scene at Obama’s second inauguration, where all his sheeple are saying now you promised to eat the eagle and not us
We all agree with Baaaaaaarack!! Assault weapons should be baaaaaaaaaanned!!
Obama, Obama, Obama……
Gun Free Zone
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Moosechelle had a little lamb..
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Okay sheeple, calm down, there’s plenty of room for everyone in the oven.
“Umm….I definitely liked it better when the wool was still pulled over our eyes. Why is there a bar b que here?”
99.9% of the American people – unknowing lambs being led to the slaughter. The other .1% are the treasonous politicians leading us there.
A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.
But…but… He said that only the rich were going to get fleeced…
Baa, Baa, Baa, Baaaarack, take us to the promised land
Mary had a little lamb
For which she paid a tax.
Her lazy worthless neighbor said;
“It’s unfair, the code is just too lax!”
So Mary paid, and paid some more,
While her lazy worthless neighbor said;
“Make her pay some more!”
“I want more stuff, and work’s too hard,
Take it from her and fill my EBT card.”
So Mary worked, and Mary slaved;
While the government took all she saved.
They spread her wealth to everyone,
And when the wolves came, they took her gun.
“We’re being fair, we’re doing right.”
Came their mocking laughter in the night.
So Mary sat, and Mary thought;
“This evil surely must be fought!”
She sold her sheep, she burned her farm,
She took what little she had,
and moved somewhere warm.
“They spread my wealth, but not my work,
They gave what I earned to some lazy jerk.
How is that fair?
How is that right?
America, God Bless You;
It is time to FIGHT!”
(Not a caption contest entry, just food for thought; from a genuine Patriot who won’t be bought.)
Baa-arry.
We know the goats are in there.
Don’t you love us anymore, Baa-arry?
Ewe!!! The Obama fan club.
Obama voters = Romans 8:36
Feminist Committee for Obama and free birth control.
Ein Volk
Ein Reich
Ein Obama
Year in review: Democrats baa … uh … boo God at presidential convention in Charlotte, NC this past September.
M.M.M.
Million Moonbat March
Is this where we go to pay our Union dues?
Sheep #one to sheep #two: “I’m so glad we’re not like like those Republicans.”
Sheep #two in reply: “Yeah those Republicans are just blind followers, not independent thinkers like us”
As the sheep were herded into a much smaller pen for no apparent reason; they noticed–for the first tim–there were no sheepdogs present.
The Islamic version of The Pearly Gates.
From Mrs. Adams:
Oh look, it’s the Senate.
O-baaaa-ma!
O-baaaa-ma!
O-baaaa-ma!
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Obaa ma followers waiting to be fed.