The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
“Do you girls like it? We call it ‘free lunch.'”
First runner up:
“And then you get to steal from your own children. Isn’t it wonderful?”
“Now girls, if you eat your vegetables you might live long enough to see my programs bankrupt the country!”
Congratulations, Mazzio. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.