At last it has been revealed where the Bitter Half really got the idea for her new hairdo. It wasn’t The Wayouts or a cat with a melon on its head or the fashions of Romulus. Michelle’s apt inspiration was President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho from the movie Idiocracy:

  

To think people accused her of trying to look white.

On a tip from James R.

14 Responses to “Separated at Birth?”

1. Brian_Boru says:

   January 24, 2013 at 4:07 pm

   Smack Down Champion!
2. Joe says:

   January 24, 2013 at 4:08 pm

   Hah!!! I haven’t seen that movie in a long time. It’s a good one. Isn’t it amazing how they nailed what the first black president would be like, intelligence-wise.
3. Bloodless Coup says:

   January 24, 2013 at 4:12 pm

   Video: Major General Paul Vallely Talks Obama Eligibility;
   Multiple Social Security Numbers…

   http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2013/01/video-major-general-vallely-talks-obama-fraud.html
4. Dave says:

   January 24, 2013 at 4:33 pm

   OMG… this is a perfect example of why most people think that “conservatism” sucks..
5. wth says:

   January 24, 2013 at 5:03 pm

   from the link to Idiocracy:

   “…a dystopian society full of extremely dumb people…”

   ha ha ha ha
6. Clingtomyguns says:

   January 24, 2013 at 7:04 pm

   President Camacho ruled a dystopian society full of extremely dumb people. Obviously, this is the kind of society Michelle can finally be proud of for the first time in her adult life, since it is how fundamental change got reelected.
7. sablegsd says:

   January 24, 2013 at 7:33 pm

   I think it struggles to look human. It fails.
8. Dick Richard says:

   January 24, 2013 at 9:31 pm

   Don’t you have better things to do than make fun of the First Lady’s hair?
9. Ummah Gummah says:

   January 24, 2013 at 10:01 pm

   .

   @Dick

   We could make fun of her ass if you prefer. The size of which is in direct negative correlation with her brain.

   .
10. Time Masheen says:

    January 24, 2013 at 10:43 pm

    All the comrades get free Brawndo, the thirst mutilator. The future is glorious comrades. Imam Hussein the Immaculate Messiah will lead us to victory!
11. Fred C. Dobbs says:

    January 25, 2013 at 12:11 am

    Awww, Tim beat me to it. Oh well, for those not familiar with Brawndo, here ya go:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04
12. ZION'S TRUMPET » A New Wig Does Not Change an Ugly Bitch says:

    January 25, 2013 at 6:01 am

    [...] Separated at Birth? [...]
13. GTFO says:

    January 25, 2013 at 7:10 am

    Note to Dick Richard don’t you have a sobama shrine to go and pray to. You are ENEMY lefty rat troll and we hate you to the point of intoxication so get along and don’t come back.
14. forest says:

    January 25, 2013 at 7:21 am

    Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

    And I’ll stop making fun of Michelle when the “serious journalists” stop having orgasms over her arms and clownish fashion sense.