It’s not as if we get nothing whatsoever for the $trillions upon $trillions the federal government spends. Our wise overlords occasionally dispense pearls of wisdom to help us through hardships. For example, while not collecting astonishing quantities of hollow point ammo to kill us with, the Department of Homeland Security issues tips on how to deal with winter. Remember, comrades:
Stay indoors during the storm.
This is because it is warmer indoors, at least until Obama finishes destroying the coal industry.
Walk carefully on snowy, icy, walkways.
You don’t want to fall down and give your brain a hard knock like Shrillary.
Avoid overexertion when shoveling snow.
Et cetera, ad nauseam. How many $zillions preparing these tips added to the national debt has not been disclosed.
On a tip from Wiggins.