Jan
26
2013
Caption Contest
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Come on, just for one second. Just for the cameras! F’ you then!
just caught another pesky fly again…Mmmm
I know it was you Barak, you broke my heart.
holy batshit, the kiss of the she-vampire!
Geez Barack, can’t you get anything right?
“I am Lord Barry. Good relations with the Wookie, I have.”
Barack thinking: “I wish this was Rahm and we were back at Man’s Country.”
“you reek of chilli-cheeseburgers, you sonnovabitch”
For Pete’s sake, Barry! Just close your eyes and think of Reggie. People are watching!
Moohelle’s cross-eyed smooch from hell.
Wich one is kissing the horses ass
I’m gonna rip your head off and shit down your throat
Kill those white people
Glamour Magazine nominates Michelle Obama as “Temptress of the Year”
Dammit ! I think I just swallowed one of his flies.
Let me demonstrate my sphincter-pucker smooch.
Have a good day at work, honey… and don’t forget to punish success.
Charlton Heston kissed way better than you do.
Who’s my wittle commie …
Damn Moose did you ever consider using some Bag Balm® on those claws?
“Barack G. Sanford, you fish-eyed fool!”
Michelle: “I can’t believe I have to kiss this fag.”
ObrownMao: “I can’t believe I have to kiss this hag.”
It’s almost like she KNOWS where his lips have been.
This won’t hurt a bit, think of it as a flu shot.
Take this last bite of ribs. I’m full.
Hollywood announces movie poster for NEXT TWILIGHT MOVIE !!
Who needs Weight Watchers just use this Nausea Inducing photo.
Don’t even think about leaving Barry. I have your papers.
Natasha Fatale: You are so bad, you’re good!
Boris Badenov: It’s good to be bad!
“Ugh, I taste Reggie Love again.”
Sick!!!!!!!!!!! Just plain DIGUSTING!!!!!
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You had some white showing, baby.. I told you to keep it discreet, didn’t I?
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Come here and give aunt Bunny a kiss, baby.
Hey, watch out for the fly.
It’s okay, Hillary can’t stand to kiss her husband either.
Jess hole yosef still boy, an let Aunt Esther plant one on that haff cracker face wutchew got dare!
MMMM MMMM MMMM
We’ve got to fake this for another 4 years or are you finally going to get out of the closet?
Bescia de mort
Ugh, tuna fish! Where you been Michele?
Looks bad, smells like dog diarrhea and sounds like someone vomiting through a megaphone.
Species V: Total Control
sphincter pucker
Did Netanyahu give you a deal on Michelle’s ring, Barack? Word is, he laughed all the way back to Israel.
Its not always good to be the king.
barry I know how much you like to do rimjobs, is this close enough to the real thing?
I smell Hillary.
Obama thinks: “I hate having to do this part”
Michelle thinks: “I hate having to do this part”
I vant to suck your Bloooddd!!
Still use that Dixie Peach?
“I’d rather be felching.”
Just remember; you are my BITCH
I will suck your soul out…..damn, beaten again.
Don’t press too hard Michelle. Last time it took an hour to break the suction from those lips!
Yep…I can smell why the flies are attracted to you.
Somebody get the swatter, there’s another fly on the President’s face and it is HUGE!!!
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Guys, I don’t know what to do with him.. the programming isn’t taking.. what are we gonna do until we can get him back to the lab?
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What’s love got to do with it?
MWAH! My hot skinny Kenyan!
Nasty slobs
Did the DC Circuit Court hurt your feelings, Barry? Momma will call up and threaten that John Roberts again with her Wookie wail.
“Let me suck that fly off of U face.”
The things I have to do for my vacations.
No wonder you attract flies…Your breath stinks.
i jist lub de taste of shoo fly pie
Ooo o o …. *snort *snort *grunt oo. Oo o *screech *screech *flaying hands *shake head *pace back & forth. Ooo. Oo o o …..
“Fail and I’ll snap your neck.”
Skyfall @4:01…
So nasty! heh heh
Ahh, but Henry…you knew what it meant! lol
Sorry, I just couldn’t resist. It says a lot about me that something like that would come into my head. I guess Obama and wife just bring out the worst in me!
And you all thought that was a fly…..
Poop on Rye
Sucka you better be glad you got reelected, I wasn’t ready to give up my extravagant Taxpayer funded vacations!
barry you been eatin da poo poo again?
Salt, I need salt.
come on give me some sugar you big eared communist bastard
Don’t screw this up Barry. I will snap your neck so quick you’ll be dead before you hit the floor.
Paging Dian Fossey.
I’m yo beard baby, come here ba.. what!! git tat dam fly outta here, sheeat
Half-Black Caesar and Miss Cleo
you eva leave that mofo toilet seat up again, its your ass!
“The Benghazi four sleeps with the fishes”
I saw you with Billy-Bob Clinton! DON’T EVEN GO THERE EVER.. I see you with a cigar and it is over.
Let’s keep it on the up and up this time, Bari
You is my Baby Daddy and don’t you forget it anytime soon.
How’s about you meet me in the Lincoln bedroom, Abe.
notice they both won’t kiss on the lips. Must be afraid of what might come out of each others mouth.
We can try out a new “position” if you want, Backtrack…
Come here, Slim.
You are just my type, HoneyBucket.
Light my fire, you matchless wonder.
I’m a little hungry..Can I have your pie?
Don’t be holdin out, Baby, just cuz I cut dat Boehner guy.
So I’m not Rahm, close your eyes and think of Barney Frank.
The Man in the Empty Suit meets Enough For Two.
“Don’t move, that fly’s got my name on it!”
Stay still, I’m kissing the fly.
Smooch…I mean mooch
Tastes just like chicken shit…
No tongue, Barack. I know where its been.
Just think of how many times we can ‘stick it to whitey’ in the next four years! I’m getting aroused…
After a long day of pretending to eat healthy, a hungry Michelle smells chicken wings on Barry’s breath and goes in for the kill.
I’D RATHER KISS THE FLY!!!!!
Speaking of Michelle, have y’all seen her new drone?
This reminds me of an attack by the salt vampire on Star Trek. See: http://memory-beta.wikia.com/wiki/M-113_creature?file=Man_Trap.jpg
His lips taste like fly-shit!
You know, there have been so many movies where a move like this was the first step in transferring some infecting organism (or energy being) orally.
In any case…
You can just hear Michelle saying “Why does your breath smell like semen”?
Lord of the Flies takes venom from the Black Widow
“Here, try the chocolate mousse – go on, try it, my king!”
An actual photo of a muslim kissing a pig…
B.O. – Chewie, stop screwing around and go fix the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon.
Kiss of the Spider Woman………
Holy crap!!!
Proof that Obama is the stupidest President ever (and that includes Presidential candidate Bullwinkle!)
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/obama-says-football-needs-become-less-violent-report-094351441–nfl.html
Damn! You smell like Reggie again!
Did you eat all the bananas?
Pretend I’m Tina Turner!
Next time I will snap your scrawny neck like like a strip of dog jerky and don’t you forget it!!!!
Dammit you reek of semen and tobacco!
Koo Koo ka-choo, Ms. Robinson,
Hillary loves you more than you will know
Can I at least get a quick hump in here?
I told you to stop calling Reggie. Now, I shall crush you head.
Mooch Smooch
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
Proof that the anatomically impossible rectal/cranial inversion is now settled science.
Look what crawled out of that sphincter!
M: BO crapped in the Oval Office again.
B: It wasn’t the four-legged BO!
yet to see a caption that makes me lol
NOT AN ENTRY….Both the wedding ring and engagement ring are worn on the third, or ring, finger of the left hand, and, according to the rules of proper etiquette, the wedding ring goes on first. Wedding-ring fashions change over time, but the wedding ring, which is a concrete symbol of the marriage, is always worn closest to the heart.
Read more: Does the Wedding or Engagement Ring go on first? | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/way_5339375_wedding-engagement-ring-go-first.html#ixzz2JBFM5nKD
Just found it interesting that she wears her engagement ring first on that finger. I had always heard that you are suppose to wear your wedding ring first, closest to your heart.
My entry….
Kiss me, you FOOL!
Look at the size of that hemorrhoid!
“Go Along to Get Along”
Chronicles of a Fly’s Life
Enough to make any man gay!
How come you never bow to ME?
Probably sounded like someone walking in snowshoes through a field of grease.
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OT:
Obama: Football Needs To Become Less Violent
http://weaselzippers.us/2013/01/27/obama-football-needs-to-become-less-violent/
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But he sure loves to spike the ball. Typical lib.
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Come on Barry close your eyes and imagine a nubile kenyan boy.
Seriously, their couple looks so fake he might as well just come out as gay and claim he rented the two kids for show and most people wouldn’t bat an eyelash.
Come giff me large kiss, dollink!
You’re doin it wrong …
I’ll pretend to kiss you and you’ll pretend to like it.
In all fairness, this may be the ugliest, —(Moose appearing to be something akin to a large parasitic tic attached to BO’s narrow Kenyan head)—, but it isn’t the first attempt by liberals trying to simulate human affection.
Al and Tipper Gore put on repeated public displays of canine foreplay that were only unabashed for them simply because they had learned from old movie trailers that this is what you did to impress audiences.
http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Celebrities/S_Z/Ti_Tod/Tipper_Gore/1/tipper-gore-1.jpg
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In the end, Al and Tipper only impressed themselves—while everyone else discovered that their liberal fans possessed extraordinarily strong stomachs.
The female of the species prepares to bite the head off of the scrawny and vastly inferior male.
See what I have to do for you Mama?
You better stop being SO CHEAP with those Government Paid vacations I get this next term or I’ll snap your head off!
Barack, hold still while I unravel my tounge.
The Man Trap
The Great Pretenders
Aww mom, not in front of the guys!
Feinstein views photo — adds Assault Pucker to list
For the first time in her life she’s proud of her babies’ daddy.
Knock this wig off, Zippy, and I’ll knock you across the room.
Luke, I am your father!
URGENT: Scientists discover origin of deadly flesh-eating disease
Psst, cool it, moo-chelle, your chin is growing an extra succubus mouth again.(look closely)
Something’s screwed up here…
Let me put it to ya this way, Baby.
No, no, no, I’m the Queen.
Ok, but this time I get to be the shepherd, and YOU be the sheep!
Look Franklin! It’s Eva Braun at The Eagle’s Nest.
In your dreams, Babs.
In. your. dreams.
“Okay, I caught that tasty fly; now don’t let me catch you on Drudge with another…”
Has my little Barry finished fundamentally transforming America yet?
Hows it feel to kiss Peter Griffens negative?
“Paradise by the White House Lights”
“And we’re glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife”
(Meatloaf, “Paradise by the Dashboard Lights”)
Is that a fleck of fly sh!t on his cheek?
Four more years of photo op kisses! *sigh*
Dingleberry wishes he had an imaginary wife…or at least a composite one.
Michelle ma Belle: “No lips that have touched a Double Cheese with fries from Wendy’s will ever touch mine!”
“Let me eat that fly for you, honey-bunches!”
They kiss like their related or some ignorant shit!
You look at Boyance like that again and I am going to give you a Phillipino Haircut.
“We’re doing it honey.” smooch “We’re becoming fascist dictators to all these whiteys.”
“You know I’d give you a REAL kiss if you weren’t as gay as an Easter bonnet!”
Getting Our MoBo On.
jug ears and purple lips meet wookie face with sasquatch hips !
All’s fair in love and Taqiyya
Yes Kira…we almost gottem’ by the ka-nutsack.
“I told you to shave if you know we’re going to have to kiss.”
“I’m sorry, Barack, I forgot.”
Ammo for her secret service detail: $500. Cost of armed guards for her daughters mexican vacation: $49,000. Her husband moving on second amendment rights while she was on a hawaiian vacation: priceless.
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