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Jan 31 2013

Scrap of Tinseltown Trash Jason London Craps His Pants

Al Roker isn’t the only exulted member of the ruling class to suffer from incontinence. Actor Jason London ventured out of Tinseltown to bless us with his presence here in the Valley in the Sun, where he behaved the way we have come to expect of the infantile elitists infesting the entertainment industry.

The 40-year-old was cited for assault and disorderly conduct. The actor allegedly sneezed on and punched a patron at Martini Ranch on Stetson Drive [in Scottsdale, Arizona].

From the police report:

I then spoke with London and attempted to ask him what had taken place that evening, but he refused to cooperate with me. I asked him if he wanted to tell me what happened and he said, “F*** you! You won’t do s*** for me; you f***ing hillbilly!” I explained to him that I was trying to get his side of the story and that I had no idea of what occurred. He continued his ranting about the medical treatment that I had given him and that I did not help him. I explained to him that I was not a medic and that I was a police officer. He said, “I know what you f***ing are! F*** you; I want to go home!” I did not ask any further questions of London. London showed obvious signs and symptoms of extreme alcohol impairment. His eyes were bloodshot and watery, his speech was slurred and mumbled, and his breath reeked of alcohol. London was also having a very hard time keeping his balance, even while in the seated position.

More Hollywood charm from the police report:

During the short trip to District 2 Jail; London asked me if I had a good lawyer and if I was proud to be a cop. I did not reply to his questions. He then said, “Guess what, faggot? I f***ing love this! I f***ing own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch!” He then said, “It smells like s*** in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea”. I looked back at him just in time for him to lean to the left and defecate in his pants. Then he said, “I told you that I’m happy as s***!” Once at the Jail facility, London continued with his antics toward Jail staff and continued his ranting, raving, and cursing at them and me. At 0040hrs I read London Miranda warnings verbatim from the supplied Miranda card. London did not initially reply. He flipped me off with both hands and stuck his tongue out at me. I told him that I needed an actual answer to the question and he gave me thumbs up. I asked him one final time if he understood his rights and he said, “I’m a f***ing movie star; I know what the f*** to do!” I then said, “Would you like to talk about what happened tonight?” and he flipped me off again and said, “F*** you; I own you now! I’m a famous actor, I’m f***ing rich, and I’ve got a good f***ing lawyer! I f***ing own your sorry ass! F*** you!”

You can see why the whole country admires the Beautiful People who grace the silver screen.

jason-london-mug-shot
The glamorous Jason London’s mugshot.

On a tip from Varla.

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  • Metryq

    Alcohol does not “make” people do bad things; it merely eliminates their inhibitions. How’s that old adage, in vino veritas.

  • Sam Adams

    Jason London is apparently such a big star that I had to look him up at the IMDb. Turns out that I may have seen him in one movie on cable. I’m pleased to say that I have never spent a dollar to view his awe-inspiring body of work.

    Nope…you couldn’t pay me enough to be a police officer.

  • http://www.facebook.com/green.e.lady.5 Green Eyed Lady

    WOW these twins reallly have broken their parents hearts haven’t they!

  • CharlesR

    It seems that Jason London is reading to much into his press clippings. Hope he has one hell of a hang over and gets a hefty fine.

  • mary S

    I too had to look him up on IMDB before I could tell who he is. I don’t think I have seen any of the movies he was in, but I did see the episode of CSI. But he didn’t stand out as some of the extra characters do. Obviously he has been reading and believing his press releases. Too bad for the person who had to clean out the squad car. They should have made him do it.

  • Mickey Shea

    Never heard of the douchebag.
    Apparently he has a very high opinion of his sorry self.

  • whotothewhat

    Other then Dazed and Confused I have not seen this idiot in anything else. I laugh how these so called actors become rich if it was dependent on my movie viewing dollars they would be broke drunk and S@#$ing themselves, oh wait never mind. Now Milla Jovovich was in Dazed and Confused and I have enjoyed her Zombie splatting in Resident Evil series for sometime now and Leeloo in The Fifth Element HOT!. So she could get drunk call me fowl names and poop herself and I would be cool with that.

  • Laura Castellano

    Nope, never heard of him either. Charming man, I must say. Nothing says class like pooping yourself and throwing a bunch of f-bombs.

  • Winston Smith

    At least he was leaning in the correct direction when he took a dump in his pants.

    “I looked back at him just in time for him to lean to the LEFT and defecate in his pants.”

  • Ed Harry

    Yes, but now he will feel he has the inalienable right,. No.. Responsibility. to tell us how to vote, live what things we should be buying and such… Gotta love those types of ppl….

  • ODA315

    God Bless you officer for keeping your weapon holstered.

    Such self-control is enviable.

  • StanInTexas

    So a self-absorbed, morally bankrupt hack actor acted like a complete ASS in public?

    Is this a slow news day, Dave? Perhaps you could make a post on the sun rising in the east as well! ;)

  • Ed Harry

    Just for shits-n-grins, I looked this info up too: Jason London is an American actor with a net worth of $500 thousand… Wow… That’s real impressive… Lol

  • Tim

    From growing up in Jason Londons hometown of Tuttle Oklahoma, for him to call anybody a hillbilly is hilarious

  • Jimbo

    “Guess what, faggot? I f***ing love this! I f***ing own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch!” He then said, “It smells like s*** in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea”.

    Whoa! Outstanding oratory. Fits perfectly with what I’ve come to expect from silly liberals over the years.

  • LyleLovett666

    His career consists of doing movies for the SCIFI channel,the network who brought us gems like Sharktapuss and Sharknado.He took a jason london in his pants.

  • http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.ca Reaganite Republican

    Loser

  • Kevin R.

    He should be Obama’s press secretary.

  • http://www.henrypbabcock.com Henry

    Holy Crap! (heh heh) What a f-ing no-name loser! Never heard of him, but if others are pointing out his illustrious “career” on SyFy, it’s a safe bet that 300M+ other Americans have never heard of him either.

    With any luck, he got raped in the drunk tank.

  • Jester

    Yet another story embargoed by Big Media. Sigh.

  • born in 76

    “”"Ed Harry says:
    January 31, 2013 at 10:07 am

    net worth of $500 thousand… Wow… That’s real impressive… Lol”"”

    It won’t be after this little stint lol.

  • JDflorida

    As God is my judge, I never heard of this guy.

    It’s an eye-opener to hear a Hollywood liberal insulting a law officer using gay attack smears. That’s liberal diversity at work.

  • Sam

    We’ve gone from “I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country” to “I’m a famous actor, I’m f***ing rich, and I’ve got a good f***ing lawyer! I f***ing own your sorry ass! F*** you!”

    The civil war cannot come soon enough.

  • Jeff

    Jason London? I have never heard of that guy. My sympathies to all LEOs, who have to put up with the likes of that POS.

  • Joe

    Wow. 500K? I clean pools for a living and my net worth is higher than that. I have my own IMDb page too. (really!)
    I guess I should work on my f-bombs but I think I’ll leave the pants-shitting to that oh-so-famous loser .

  • Joe

    I just looked up his IMDb page. It looks like a long list of nothing. I see he was in “Weiner Dog Nationals” and it’s now in post production. Boy, I can’t wait for that one to be released. The excitement is gonna kill me.

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    One can probably blame the slurred speech and balance problems on the alcohol.
    The rest is pure moonbattery.

    Jason London is an American actor with a net worth of $500 thousand… Wow… That’s real impressive… Lol
    Ed Harry
    Give him credit. This may be his income AFTER his tinfoil hat deduction

  • PabloD

    Judging by the marks on his face, I’d bet that the assault victim got in a little street justice before the police arrived. Either that, or he got feisty with the jail deputies and had to be taught some manners.

  • Flu-Bird

    If they need a role model for a DORK they look no further this this dip-wad

  • James McEnanly

    From what I’ve found by using a search engine, he was one of People Magazine’s 50 most attractive people in 1996. Since then, he has gone down a rough road, mainly on his face, from the look of that photograph.

  • Tax Slave

    Any relation to Jack London, author (also a Communist)?

  • Robb

    Wow. That looks like an “after” picture, from those before and after meth use billboards.

  • Hot Rod

    Well, I’m glad he told me to look him up; otherwise I’d have never heard of him.

  • Sam Adams

    JDflorida says:
    January 31, 2013 at 11:27 am

    It’s an eye-opener to hear a Hollywood liberal insulting a law officer using gay attack smears. That’s liberal diversity at work.
    ________________

    Truth is revealed every time a liberal opens his mouth in anger.

  • TonyD95B

    He’s definitely “Dazed And Confused”.

    One of my favorite movies – captures the late 70′s and early 80′s pefectly…….and I even had the Forest Green Chevelle with the white “band-Aid” stripes and Cowl Inducion hood, like Matthew Mcconaughey’s “Melba Toast” in the movie……

    ……Alrightalrightalright!!!!!! L-I-V-I-N!!!!

    Jason London? another worthless Hollyweird POS.

  • TonyD95B

    RE: whotothewhat says on January 31, 2013 at 9:21 am:

    Ditto on the Milla Jovovitch. Leelo, Alice (ALICE!!!), I don’t care…….one of the hottest women on this PLANET!!!!

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  • http://moonbattery czuch

    Should let him marinate till he got out.
    Not that anyone would have noticed anything diffrent.
    Nobody,nothing,loser,hasbeen,got his number.
    /2013,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  • Noelegy

    Damn. And he used to be cute, too.

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