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Jan 31 2013

University of Minnesota Teaches Students How to Have an Orgasm

Your tax dollar at work at a publicly subsidized university:

The University of Minnesota – Twin Cities (UMTC) is set to hold an event this spring designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve more and greater orgasms. …

“Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come learn about everything from multiple orgasms to that mysterious G-spot,” reads the description posted on the school’s official events calendar. …

The description of the event, which is hosted by the university’s Office of Diversity and Equity’s Women’s Center, does not say whether there is an age requirement. While the average age of undergraduates at UMTC is 21, it is not uncommon for students to enroll at the age of 17.

It was confirmed that there is no age requirement. The younger they start, the more sure the indoctrination is to take hold.

The event is to be taught by “sex educators” Marshall Miller and Kate Weinberg. Miller and Weinberg have conducted similar programs at other universities from across the country.

Their website states their programs “use a mixture of interactive activities, lecture, discussion, multimedia, funny stories, and question and answer.”

“Nothing embarrasses us, and no topic is too basic or risqué,” it adds.

In a free country, universities would be required to return something of value for the outrageous tuition fees they charge. Degenerate lunatics would be drummed out of education before they could cause their schools to collapse into bankruptcy. But between massive taxpayer subsidies to the schools and the student load industry having been nationalized by Obama, there is no danger of moonbat ideologues being forced to teach useful knowledge rather than indoctrinate in depravity.

On a tip from Bo-Jangles.

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  • TebowFTW

    Probably because the libturded beta males dont know how to get the job done. But really it’s to distract students from not being able to find meaningful employment to pay off their massive debt.

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    First the orgies are set up, next up will be Christians smeared in tar, tied to a stake, and burning at the universities main entrance.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217587/Wine-women-slaughter-The-truth-Emperor-Neros-pleasure-palace.html
    One of the Ghostlets sent an inquiry to the U of M recently, and received in reply a questionnaire which one could only assume was meant to discover his political leanings

  • Skyfall

    “The University of Minnesota was contacted, but Director of Student Activities, Dr. Emil Caligula, wasn’t available for comment…”

  • Ron Jeremy

    Why, they could just hire me. My record is about 9 girls per hour.

    But first, gotta get rid of that pesky aneurysm. Blood flow is important, ya know.’

    (chk-ckc) Catch ya later, babe.

  • http://offthefbwall.wordpress.com facebkwallflower

    Liberals having to teach orgasms in college is the result of their failed teachings in elementary school where they taught students how to masturbate.
    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/465673/

    http://politicalmercenaries.com/?p=1475

  • Mr Evilwrench

    “In a free country, universities would be required to return something of value for the outrageous tuition fees they charge.”

    More precisely, universities are free to provide whatever nonsense people will buy. Unfortunately, too many don’t take the trouble to examine the product, but rather just assume that “university” is in some way related to a valuable education. These pernicious exercises then flourish, driven by those that mean our culture harm.

  • KHarn

    Let me get this straight, HOMOSEXUALITY is “natural”, but ORGASMS have to be “learned”?

    How the hell did our ancestors ever “do it” without REGRESSIVES to teach them?

  • Cameraman

    I did not see in the Program anything about FAKE Orgasm”s
    What Up With That?

  • Flu-Bird

    And guess who pays the bill for such idiotic nonsense?

  • Tax Slave

    Muslims like their women mutilated so they CAN’T have orgasms; so they won’t be tempted to adultery.

  • Son of Taz

    If the day comes that we see a (relatively) conservative President again, one thing I’m going to push for is the elimination of all Federal funds to colleges and universities.

    No matter what the reason, all funds are cut off. Let the academic idiots learn what it’s like to actually have to earn the money instead of taking a free ride on the taxpayers just to spit in their face.

  • Jodie

    Another good place for a guest appearance by Bill Clinton.

  • dan

    I just ride my Harley…and you wondered why bikers were smilin’

  • starkness

    jodie

    his happy hunting ground is still uar-fayetteville. the gals are a lot better than sandra fluke and her crew at georgetown.

  • Beef

    Girls didn’t have any such problems when I was in college.

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