Obama Skeet Shooting Photoshop Mania
Tired of laughter initiated by Obama’s improbable claim that he skeet shoots “all the time” (at least all the time that he’s not pedaling around on a girl’s bicycle, wearing a dorky helmet), the White House released the following picture, purportedly showing the metrosexual Moonbat in Chief shooting at clay targets at Camp David. I’m guessing he missed, since the gun is not aimed upward:

Lest this inspire still more laughter, the White House issued a stern warning:
This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, [blah blah blah].
Oh, you mean we can’t Photoshop it? That would be rich, considering that Obama’s lackeys at New Republic tried to prop up his skeet shooting claim by Tweeting this lame Photoshop:

Naturally, the proscription was taken as an invitation. Now the laughter is louder than ever. A few examples of what Obama’s image-shapers have unleashed:
Compliments of Henry B:

Compliments of Nobarack08:

Compliments of Joe:


On a tip from wingmann:

Via Maser Media:

Another via Maser Media:

Via Poor Richard’s News:

Compliments of Sad Hill:

Hunting for supper, compliments of Sad Hill:

Compliments of SooperMexican:

Via Doug Ross:

Also via Doug Ross:

Compliments of stix1972:

Via AR15.com:

Via Free Republic:

Assault scissors, via Free Republic:

One more from Free Republic:

The harder we laugh, the sooner he will fall.
On tips from Sweep the Leg, Henry B, and Ghost of FA Hayek. Hat tips: Breitbart, The Other McCain, facebkwallflower.







Thanks for the linkage to MaserMedia!
Rcat
What the MSM won’t show.
New York State Resistance – “… prime for something like that.” 1/29/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTdhVxva5KU
Bill Stevens Gun Violence Prevention Working Group Public Hearing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9bCA3yqkMUI
Is that a rifle or a shotgun that he’s awkwardly discharging? Looks like a rifle to me. Kinda hard to shoot skeet with a rifle, isn’t it? But then again, wouldn’t surprise me. The propaganda that this administration shovels out is absolutely criminal.
It warms my heart to see that there are people that ignored that fascistic, puerile “disclaimer.” When I first read that, my jaw hit the floor (although I’m not sure why). Does it not also occur to those fools that that image was captured and published with taxpayer money?
Awesome. Thanks for the hearty laughs! Made. My. Day.
I’ll say it again. Why is he holding it left handed? Is 0′Bama a southpaw? If so, why is his watch on his left wrist? Why is he sighting through sunglasses?
I think the ORIGINAL photograph was made with Photoshop (just like that bogus birth certificate). The punk’s never held or fired a gun in his life.
The original isn’t photoshopped. It’s a skinny girl with an obama Halloween mask.
Another good one would be Obama shooting Bin Laden and then turning around and shooting the GM shareholders, retirees, and creditors.
@Garyc…you are corrct. It also falls under the”fair use”doctrine.
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Thanks Dave and ALL who scoff at this facist goobermint…I HAD SOME REAL GUFFAWS AT A FEW OF THESE….PRICELESS!
Why is Sandra Fluke not protesting the lack of protection on his shotgun?
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Yes, the wonderboy IS indeed a lefty, I mean left-handed, besides his political leanings.
You can see that whenever he signs one of his many executive orders and whatever else he signs.
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I don’t know if the entire pic is Photoshopped, but at the very least, they replaced his usual mom jeans with men’s jeans.
Copyright law allows for copying for the purpose of parody and is protected under free speech for this very reason.
First skeet I’ve ever seen at eye level…or maybe he’s shooting the launching machine.
Libra
It’s like T ball. The “skeet” is hanging on a string just out of camera range.
Also, that “extra” puff of smoke indicates that his special gun also shoots sideways.
What a colossal dork…
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White House: Don’t you dare photoshop this!
People: yeahRITE! Or what?
But you know, they probably are glad people are encouraging the cult of personality by replicating “the one’s” image. This was probably their actual intended consequence.
Aren’t you glad these people are sooooo much smarter than we are–NOT!
I laughed so hard my mandible fell into my oatmeal this morning.
I agree with backbone. That’s a rifle. It’s not an over under so it must be a rifle. Pitiful
It appears the shotgun is ported and perhaps there was a bit of a breeze blowing away from the viewer in this photo. What I’m wondering is what is the capacity of that particular gun? How many rounds can it hold? Anyone recognize the make/model? I don’t.
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what a F-ing joke the 53% that voted for this POS might believe that phony picture but the other 47% call bullshit on the Whitehouse propaganda machine.maybe its me but i don’t rest my cheek on the stock when i fire.
The one with the clay bouncing off of his melon is the funniest one.
The funniest one is him in his panties.
Still waiting for one with Brian Terry and Jaimie Zapata .
http://i47.tinypic.com/akzlew.jpg
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Official WH statement issued with original photo ‘shoot’
“This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement of the President, the First Family, or the White House.”
Go Moonbattery!
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For you handy PhotoShoppers, here is the Original HiDef pic that the WH released.
Prezdint Skeeter
My first humble attempt.
Prezdint Skeeter Bags a Big ONE
Rhetorical Question from the Wise Pigeon
Just take “The photograph may not be manipulated in any way” to mean they’re implying that they haven’t done so themselves, as if they still care whether we think they’re lying.
Breitbart site has been hit with a malware attack.
jtm371 says:
February 3, 2013 at 12:27 pm
Don’t you believe it: only half of the “eligible”
voters get off their … and 26% ,including the illegal alien vote ‘voted ‘for him. After the Repulicrats alienated half of the conservative base, they still managed 24% but didn’t contest the lost votes of the military or any other of the many irregularities.
Look at the right shirt/waistband…is that a concealed bulge printing?
Cookie Monster LOL.
My girlfriend says I spend too much time on the internet and she’s probably right, but these are priceless.
Wow, you guys are seriously a bunch of pathetic losers. What a sad batch of whiny freaks.
Obama isn’t against Assault rifles at all: http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/203/apnews4012333023.png/
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Here’s one
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Although I have not kept up on all shotgun technology in recent decades, I would say to all those who think the gun in the original photo is a rifle of some kind, the gun Obama is shooting clearly looks like a typical “over & under” style (as opposed to the more common side-by-side) double-barrel shotgun, and possibly one configured strictly for skeet shooting, due to the somewhat different top barrel features, including the apparent side-discharge vent for blast gas discharge, possibly for recoil reduction(?) I was puzzled by that side-ways smoke projection visible, and am still curious about what caused that in the image. He very likely shot the gun at least once for the photo op, but that hardly makes him a “good-ol’-boy” Minuteman patriot-citizen.