Feb
04
2013
Caption Contest Winner
The weekend caption contest results are in:
Second runner up:
“What difference does it make?”
—ant
First runner up:
“Why do I want this job? Hmmm… we didn’t cover that in the prep.”
—Shooter1001
The winner:
“Senator Hagel, would you please provide members of this committee with a courtesy flush?”
—Backbone 76
Congratulations, Backbone 76. You have earned a free Moonbattery.com t-shirt from the ever-expanding selection at Party Crasher.
Lame choices. This shooter fellow made numerous submissions. Seems Moonbattery’s rules are rather Moonbattery-like. In the future I will leave submissions to the rest.
WTSherman1864
This contest is for fun. Just like the caption contest can have multiple entries, it can also have multiple comments……….
WTSherman1864 is a poor loser.
WTSherman1864 is a fuddy duddy.
WTSherman1864 probably came in last.
WTSherman1864 needs to get laid.
I thought I had a pretty strong one this time but I didn’t make the cut. My congrats to the winner. I’ll get that T-shirt someday.
Maybe it’s time for Obama to step in and regulate the Caption Contest industry./sarc
But then they will have to ration the shirts so everyone gets one. Of course, the people who already have one will need to pay for ours.
Well you always have the option to purchase one if you don’t win. In my opinion I should have a drawer full of them lol
! Heck, I think I just might do it to advertise in this ultra liberal state I call home. Personally I enjoy everyone’s entry and look forward to Saturdays. If I could I’d buy you all one but the greedy government prevents me due to the thieving damage they do to my paycheck.
True, but I prefer to figure out how to win rather than just throw money at something to solve it. Just having the shirt doesn’t make me a winner.
Like I said, will leave submissions to the rest. I judge the winners just about every week to be lame. Extremely lame. And no, instructions say leave “a” comment. Need to be more specific. Like I said, the contest is completely moonbattery. And to the troll aphasnot, I am a fuddy duddy and poor loser who came in last and would not mind getting laid, if that helps. Now you got your reply so you can lay off of keyboard and possible purchase a life somewhere.
WTSherman1864
Thank you for leaving submissions to the rest of us, Your Highness….obviously our attempts at humor have been lame and have offended your supreme wisdom and creative genius.
After your uncanny discovery that Hagel rhymes with Bagel, and then somehow amazingly associating that with cream cheese…well…there’s no reason for anyone here to try and compete with that type of supernatural genius.
I say we bag the contest and just start mailing you the T-shirts.
I say we mail him a shovel. Say, I wouldn’t mind winning an official Moonbattery entrenching tool myself. Then I can build my house from what the bourgeoisie have kindly left for the rest of us.