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Feb 07 2013

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  • Oiao

    It’s kind of ‘Banjo’ shaped, no?

  • Oiao

    Forgot to add/ask, do Banjos meet the minimum Coast Guard or FAA personal floatation device requirements?

  • RB26DETT
  • Bob Roberts

    This is just asking for trouble.

    A Florida judge has approved the adoption of a 22-month-old baby girl that will list three people as parents on her birth certificate — a married lesbian couple and a gay man.

    Hard enough getting TWO people to work together, now three must do so. Only one woman is the true mother. The other needs to be dropped.

  • Son of Taz

    Show your support of the Second Amendment at the Gun Owners March on Washington DC, Saturday May 25 2013.

  • Bob Roberts
  • Buffalobob

    That’s a least a 5 man life boat.

  • Bob Roberts

    BTW, they figured out he was down here: Early Thursday morning, before they believe he shot at any police officers, Dorner allegedly went to a yacht club near San Diego, where police say he attempted to steal a boat and flee to Mexico. The yacht club is on the bay near the airport and there’s a shuttle that runs from there to the airport where someone found his wallet. They found his truck in flames on the side of Bear Mountain, Calif., this afternoon so the current thinking is he’s not too far from there, although the more time that passes the older that lead gets and the less valuable.

  • Bill T

    Looks like the hispanic vote and amnesty are going to work out really well for Bathhouse barry!
    http://www.wnd.com/2013/02/amnesty-nail-in-the-coffin-for-black-america/

  • Bo-Jangles

    If Miss Ghetto-ass ate the kind of crap she’s trying to force us to eat, she’d look a lot better. Well, kinda.

  • Nicki Thomas

    No wonder he’s gay.

  • Bill T
  • Bill T
  • Barack Obama

    When she sits on my face, I can’t hear the stereo. Rahm has a MUCH nicer ass.

  • Oiao

    So God Made A Liberal… .

    Video – Paradoy – on the Super Bowl commercial…..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUzMPlQb2G4&feature=player_embedded

  • claw

    The yellow brick load.

  • Smorfia48

    Demand a plan for moonbats. 3 moonbat shooters in the news in one week:

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/02/rough-week-for-liberals-three-deranged-far-left-killers-make-the-news/

    Mohammad. Liked to wear little girls’ clothing and French kiss other men:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlSknRlQSqs&list=UUy5H0uunC2qMk0iOF4SHKUw

  • F.D.R. in Hell

    Air Farce One :roll:

  • Eleanor in Hell

    Franklin, that’s a nice cushion for pushin’ :evil:

  • ThisObamaNation

    The Most Transparent White House Administration Ever, Refuses To Make Any More Information Public, About Obama’s Illegal Unconstitutional Drone MURDERS.

    http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/07/white-house-no-more-information-about-drone-killings-will-be-released-to-public/

  • NBC NEWS WASHINGTON

    OMG! THANKS TO YOUR SUVs AND ASSAULT RIFLES THERE ARE 3000% MORE NAMED WINTER STORMS THAN JUST 5 YEARS AGO! WINTER STORM “GENJISS KHAN” IS GOING TO WIPE OUT THE EAST COAST THANKS TO YOU SCIENCE-DENYING FLAT-EARTHERS!

  • Steve

    We are ALL OVER coverage of Winter Storm Nemo right here:

    http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2013/02/winter-storm-nemo-updates.html

  • Karen K

    She really doesn’t know how to dress for her shape, now, does she? A tight skirt is the last thing a woman with a big behind should be wearing.

  • Ghost of FA Hayek

    OMG! THANKS TO YOUR SUVs AND ASSAULT RIFLES THERE ARE 3000% MORE NAMED WINTER STORMS THAN JUST 5 YEARS AGO!
    NBC troll
    The weather channel names these winter storms to elicit this exact effect, and put eyeballs on their product.
    BTW
    The latest moonbat narrative is to ignore these names.
    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/12/20/1172472/-A-brief-reminder-about-winter-storm-names
    Apparently government weather dislikes competition.

  • http://offthefbwall.wordpress.com facebkwallflower

    Looks like going after gun dealers and ruining their lives started quite awhile ago and some have been doing jail time waiting for ‘trial’. http://www.examiner.com/article/government-fought-bail-release-claiming-gun-dealers-a-danger-to-community?cid=PROD-redesign-right-next

  • Jodie

    Is Mooshell wearing a pad? Or, is that a microphone? Could it be a three prong outlet inside her skirt?

  • Clingtomyguns

    CONNECTING THE DOTS – UNCONVERING THE LIES ABOUT OBAMA’S WHEREABOUTS ON 9-11-12:

    I can’t find one article yet trying to do this. If it was a Republican in the White House, we would have already known what times he went to the bathroom and what color paper he used. But the layers of the onion continue to peel back showing the most disingenous, disaffected and grossly negligent commander in chief ever:

    1. Panetta – Obama left all details to others; never called to check in, obviously went to bed to be ready for his fundraiser the next day.

    “Panetta said, though he did meet with Obama at a 5 o’clock prescheduled gathering, the president left operational details, including knowledge of what resources were available to help the Americans under siege, “up to us.”

    In fact, Panetta says that the night of 9/11, he did not communicate with a single person at the White House. The attack resulted in the deaths of four Americans, including Ambassador Chris Stevens.

    Obama did not call or communicate in anyway with the defense secretary that night. There were no calls about what was going on in Benghazi. He never called to check-in.

    The 5 o’clock meeting was a pre-scheduled 30-minute session, where, according to Panetta’s recollection, they spent about 20 minutes talking a lot about the American embassy that was surrounded in Egypt and the situation that was just unfolding in Benghazi.

    As Bill Kristol wrote in the month after the attack, “Panetta’s position is untenable: The Defense Department doesn’t get to unilaterally decide whether it’s too risky or not to try to rescue CIA operators, or to violate another country’s air space. In any case, it’s inconceivable Panetta didn’t raise the question of what to do when he met with the national security adviser and the president at 5 p.m. on the evening of September 11 for an hour. And it’s beyond inconceivable he didn’t then stay in touch with the White House after he returned to the Pentagon.”

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/panetta-obama-absent-night-benghazi_700405.html

    Panetta’s account fits with what many believed:
    Worse yet, it is being alleged that while Christopher Stevens was being tortured, raped, and killed, the president, who had plans to go to Las Vegas for a fundraiser the next day, went to bed. Meanwhile, as the president slept, life-saving troops were but an hour away in Italy.

    Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2012/10/obama_sleeps_while_americans_die.html#ixzz2KJiwz3jN

    2. Obama – I gave clear directives:

    “the minute I found out what was happening, I gave three very clear directives.” He clarified, “Number one, make sure that we are securing our personnel and doing whatever we need to. Number two, we’re going to investigate exactly what happened so that it doesn’t happen again,” he said. “Number three, find out who did this so we can bring them to justice. And I guarantee you that everyone in the State Department, our military, the CIA, you name it, had number one priority making sure that [our] people were safe.”

    http://www.catholic.org/politics/story.php?id=48278

    3. Fact – Next morning Obama skips security briefing and heads to Vegas to collect $$$:

    On Sept. 12, after his beauty rest, he wakes up and as usual, skips the intel briefing that he never needs to head for his Vegas fundraiser.

    http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2012/09/obama-skips-intel-briefing-after-91112-attacks-and-murder-of-us-diplomats-goes-to-vegas-fundraising-.html

    Despicable, deplorable, heartless. But as Hillary says speaking for the low information voters, what does it matter?

  • http://offthefbwall.wordpress.com facebkwallflower
  • TED
  • Bob Roberts

    NBC NEWS WASHINGTON says: February 8, 2013 at 4:42 am
    ——————
    Yeah, and why don’t you go ahead and explain to us all how “global warming” causes cooling again. We’re all waiting to hear that one.

    During the years that we had mild winters and less problems you and your ilk insisted that was bad and worried yourselves nearly to death over the fact that there was less snow, milder winters and a lot less killer freezes, that the growing season was lasting longer and that crops were able to be grown further north than before. All good results, but somehow you decided we should attack those who bring us energy and modern products for the fact that the sun was causing a brief AND WELCOME warming trend. We had a couple heat waves, but really no more than is that usual. The notable change was less severe cold and a demonstrable greening of the biosphere.

    In short, THINGS GOT BETTER AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU SAID THAT WAS BAD AND DEMANDED PEOPLE BE PUNISHED FOR WHAT NATURE WAS DOING. Now the swing is travelling the other direction, as it inevitably does, and moonbats LIKE YOU are in a panic. “What are we going to do! Global warming is causing severe cooling”.

    You make us laugh when we aren’t gritting our teeth, rolling up our sleeves and dealing with the messes people like you make because of your ignorance and inability to comprehend reality.

  • Bob Roberts

    Ghost of FA Hayek says: February 8, 2013 at 6:06 am
    ————–
    As ghost points out, the reason there are more named winter storms than 5 years ago is this:

    5 YEARS AGO THEY WEREN’T NAMING WINTER STORMS!

    Please, post again and prove how ignorant your are for those who missed it the first time.

    I bet you voted for Obama… at least twice (in 2012 alone), didn’t you!

  • Mickey Shea
  • Bob Roberts

    DEMAND ACTION!

    The Voter Fraud That ‘Never Happens’ Keeps Coming Back

    The Hamilton County Board of Elections is investigating 19 possible cases of alleged voter fraud that occurred when Ohio was a focal point of the 2012 presidential election. A total of 19 voters and nine witnesses are part of the probe.

    Democrat Melowese Richardson has been an official poll worker for the last quarter century and registered thousands of people to vote last year. She candidly admitted to Cincinnati’s Channel 9 this week that she voted twice in the last election. During the investigation it was also discovered that her granddaughter, India Richardson, who was a first time voter in the 2012 election, cast two ballots in November. Richardson insists she has done nothing wrong and promises to contest the charges: “I’ll fight it for Mr. Obama and for Mr. Obama’s right to sit as president of the United States.”

    Now you know why Obama was the first President destined to be a single termer who managed to avoid the fate he so richly deserved.

    We can’t let this go.

  • Bob Roberts
  • Bob Roberts

    RE: That mystery disease in my last post – before I even finished the article I realized it was the body trying desperately to straighten out a dangerously deranged moonbat mind. Reading on, my conclusions were validated:

    Turns out, Susannah and Emily weren’t mentally ill. They both had an auto immune disease called Anti-NMDA Receptor Encephalitis, when antibodies attack the brain, causing swelling.

    The body is attacking the insane brain of a moonbat.

  • Alphamail

    What’s good for the goose is not necessarily good for his subordinate lackey ganders.

    This guy is legal, a veteran, and has a valid social security number, therefore he is denied.

    Had he been illegal, an anus predator, or someone with somebody else’s social security number he would have all the qualifications to fundamentally transform America.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/02/08/disabled-veteran-denied-license-renewal-asked-to-prove-citizenship/?test=latestnews

  • Mickey Shea

    More countermoonbattery here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C44B55YYLQ

  • Bob Roberts

    Moonbats panic due to a little weather.

    This is what happens when you get used to being spoon fed and having government do everything for you. Had a moonbat girlfriend who was SHOCKED that I actually wanted to go outside and shovel snow so people could park when they came to visit us. Needless to say I dumped her. And how much POTENTIAL snow is causing moonbats to panic?

    A storm poised to dump up to 3 feet of snow from New York City to Boston and beyond… Boston could get up to 3 feet of snow, while New York City was expecting 10 to 12 inches.

    3 feet in the worst places, maybe less than a foot in others, and mind you it’s not even fallen, just predicted, and their panties are in a twist.

    Admittedly, I grew up in SoCal and spent most of my early life there so I never had to deal with snow, ice, hail and the like – but then when I started really travelling around the nation and the world I saw storms that would apparently make these moonbats give up and commit suicide. Hailstones so large (grapefruit, even small melon sized) that my eyes saw them but my brain refused to believe what they were until car windshields and even weaker roofs in homes were being smashed to bits. Snow so wet and heavy that trees had their branches snapped to the point they were simply cut down and removed. Ice so bad only the foolhardy ventured out on the roads.

    And I took it all in stride and dealt with it. And these moonbats panic over a PREDICTION of maybe 10 inches of snow.

    Unbelievable

    Moonbat response to more proof gun free zones are the best place to commit mass murder? CREATE MORE GUN FREE ZONES!

    I have to admit, Californians have brought this on themselves:

    Weeks after New York enacted the nation’s toughest gun laws, California lawmakers said Thursday they want their state to do even more in response to recent mass shootings, particularly the Connecticut school massacre.

    Another inevitable result of socialism!

    Findus Beef Lasagne Meals 100% Horsemeat.

    Their answer for it no doubt will be requirements for more accurate, honest food labels, forcing prices to go higher still and forcing producers to look for cheaper food products as a result. Cat and dog, perhaps?

    Consumers who have purchased the ready meals – produced by French food supplier Comigel on behalf of Findus – have been advised by the FSA not to eat them and return them to the shop they were bought from.

    Retail giant Tesco and discount chain Aldi have already withdrawn a range of ready meals produced by Comigel over fears they contained contaminated meat.

    And who are the victims of this inevitable result of socialism?

    British schools and hospitals could be at risk in new horse meat fears

    The young, the sick, those who socialists promise are two of their biggest concerns.

    SOcialists: DO AS WE SAY, NOT AS WE DO or “GO EAT CAKE”.

    Valérie Trierweiler ‘succumbs to Marie-Antoinette syndrome of life of luxury’

    President François Hollande’s 47-year old partner was slammed for eschewing her Left-wing principles in favour of unabashed champagne Socialism despite the threat of “thousands of job losses in the coming weeks” in companies ranging from Renault to Air France.

    “Valérie Trierweiler, who often claims to be ‘Socialist to her soul’ … ultimately prefers supporting the one industry that has no particular need of her help – the luxury fashion world. It sends out a very mixed message to the millions of voters who elected her partner to office hoping for a change in morals and mentality. Instead of choosing to support welders or other workers, she has chosen to offer her presence, her support to Dior, to Yves Saint Laurent and the entire luxury industry.”

    Remind you of anyone we know from a bit closer to home?

    Maybe I’m overestimating the threat a resurgent Russia will pose.

    Abortion is rampant, with 13 abortions performed for every 10 live births.

    Meanwhile, moonbats are busy spreading decadence here in our universities, as always.

    A residence hall at the University of Illinois has invited Annie Sprinkle, a famous porn star from the 1970s and 80s, to conduct a sex education week, which is set to culminate with an “Orgasm Workshop” Thursday night.

    Butt plugs, artificial vaginas among prizes awarded at public university’s ‘Dirty Bingo’ event

    The items purchased as awards include butt plugs, an artificial vagina, vibrators, dildos, lubricant, edible underwear, a book on sex positions, and other items, Lauryn Collier, president of North Carolina State University’s (NCSU) UAB, told Campus Reform in a statement Thursday.

    An image, posted to the event’s Facebook page, also reveals artificial vaginas among the many prizes to be given away.

    The “Dirty Bingo” event, slated to take place next Tuesday, aims to find “innovative” ways to discuss sexual health on the campus.

    “The certified educators plan to use some of the items (those that are appropriate) to demonstrate healthy sex practices,” said Collier in the statement.

    So, in other words, better check the seals on those packages if you win any of those items. They may be “used”.

    Oh, and get this:
    Young Adults More Stressed Than Other Generations

    They must be talking about the ones who had to sell their IPODS and IPHONES and video came consoles due to the rising healthcare costs caused by obamacare – apparently their unemployment/disability checks and foodstamps aren’t enough to cover the costs of their trendy lifestyles and that is really stressing them out.

    These people would never have survived in the 18th or 17th centuries. They’re lucky they didn’t have to.

  • Jodie

    Bob Roberts says:

    February 8, 2013 at 9:30 am

    “RE: That mystery disease in my last post – before I even finished the article I realized it was the body trying desperately to straighten out a dangerously deranged moonbat mind. Reading on, my conclusions were validated:

    Turns out, Susannah and Emily weren’t mentally ill. They both had an auto immune disease called Anti-NMDA Receptor Encephalitis, when antibodies attack the brain, causing swelling.

    The body is attacking the insane brain of a moonbat.”

    Right on Bob.

    I have had a similar thought process about such things as Attention Deficit Disorder. In SOME cases, it has to be due to liberal, lefty, stupidity parenting. How can a child be expected to pay attention to idiots who are spewing nonsense – at home and in the schools? Maybe SOME of these kids are tuning out the hypocrisy they are hearing day in and day out.

  • NBC NEWS WASHINGTON

    GIRD your LOINS, climate CHANGE has sent winter storm GENJISS KHAN to TEACH us a lesson! Thanks to president Obama, FEMA will SAVE us from our SELFISH desire to eat food and have WARM places to go BATHROOM!

  • Bob Roberts

    A security guard shot a 15-year-old boy at a Food and Drug Administration regional facility in Bothell early Friday, according to police.

    The story is (or was at the time of that link) breaking, they don’t know what events led up to the shooting.

    ‘Homeless’ man shot at Florida Atlantic University Boca campus, watch news conference.

    Former occu-tard?

    Cop Lands Helicopter to Harass Woman for collecting rocks.

    A San Bernardino police officer piloting a helicopter was caught on camera circling a lone woman in the desert, before landing the chopper and then proceeding to harass her in a ridiculous example of how police resources are being wasted to shake down innocent people.

    The chopper lands and the pilot, an officer with the San Bernardino Sheriff’s office, approaches the woman and asks her what she is doing.
    “Just exploring and picking up rocks,” the woman responds.
    The cop then demands the woman’s ID to which she responds she doesn’t have any. When the woman asks why he is questioning her, the cop responds, “We’re investigating something right now.”
    The police officer then proceeds to take the woman’s name and date of birth in order to perform a criminal background check via his walkie-talkie.
    After he gets a response from police headquarters, the cop asks the woman if she has any weapons, orders her, “don’t put your hands in your pockets,” and then proceeds to perform an unconstitutional search of her person.
    “I know you’re doing your job but I don’t consent to a search,” says the woman as the cop continues to rifle through her belongings.
    The cop eventually walks back to the helicopter having nullified whatever threat a woman out in the middle of the desert posed to the safety of San Bernardino residents.
    The incident took place on January 24, before the shootings that led to the manhunt for Christopher Dorner.

    At the start of the clip, the woman indicates the helicopter made several low passes before landing. Given that the duration of the incident probably ran to about half an hour, this absurd event cost taxpayers about a thousand dollars – all for the purpose of pointlessly violating an innocent woman’s 4th amendment right.

  • Bob Roberts

    Woman Dies following Late-Term Abortion at Carhart Clinic

    The woman, who came for a third trimester abortion from out-of-state, arrived at GRHC on Sunday and was seen by pro-life activists every day through Wednesday. Witnesses said she appeared “pale and weak.”

    Early Thursday morning, the woman began suffering chest pain and other discomforts. Her attempts to reach Carhart were unsuccessful. The woman was taken by her family from her hotel to a nearby hospital emergency room at approximately 5:00 a.m. Efforts by hospital staff to contact Carhart or get informational assistance from the abortion clinic were unsuccessful.

    The patient suffered massive internal bleeding into her abdominal cavity. She slipped into a Code Blue condition approximately six times before finally succumbing to her injuries at around 9:30 a.m. The case has been placed with the Medical Examiner for further investigation.

    This is not an isolated incident. LifeNews.com reports that yesterday’s death occurred the same day of another medical emergency at a New Mexico abortion clinic where LeRoy Carhart’s associate Shelley Sella is working. Carhart himself is also responsible for another woman’s death following a botched abortion in 2005.

    In addition to these, Live Action has found that 14 medical emergencies have occurred at Planned Parenthood’s nationwide in the last two years. Planned Parenthood is America’s largest abortion chain and these incident may only be the tip of the iceberg.

    Abortion-advocates supposedly once operated under the premise that abortion should be “safe, legal, and rare.” The reality is that of these three, abortion is only really legal.

  • Bob Roberts

    Obama apparently promising to focus on job creation…

    … just as soon as he finishes destroying the Second Amendment, marriage, our border with Mexico and everything else on his “urgent to do” list.

  • Bert

    The bottom half is what keeps our POTUS slim and trim.

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