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Feb 09 2013

Caption Contest

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Leave a comment providing the winning caption to the picture above and win a free Moonbattery.com t-shirt, suitable for any formal occasion, courtesy of the esteemed countermoonbats at Party Crasher.

The winner will be announced Monday. Free shirts need to be claimed within a week (i.e., I need a US mailing address). T-shirts for the contest are available in blue L or XL only, although white shirts and other sizes are available directly from Party Crasher, along with an excellent selection of other t-shirts guaranteed to cause moonbats to sputter with impotent rage.

On a tip from Ummah Gummah.

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  • depwavid

    Huh, huh, I am Cornholio! Are you threatening me? I need TP [taxpayers] for my rathole…

  • ksevens

    The Incredible Shrinking President

  • depwavid

    I am Cornholio! In my country, we are moonbatty!

  • depwavid

    This Constitution of which you speak: it is TP for my bunghole!

  • wingmann

    obama:”YIKES mooch,it’s out of control,go for the Brazilian Wax today already.”

  • Buffalobob

    Ya Barack I’ve experienced your shrinkage before.

  • Deadweezyl

    Gross! Valarie Jarret’s empty shirt is turtling.

  • Logic_Mine

    Turtle….Turdle….yeah…….Turdle.

  • WTH

    Ok kids, Then the evil Moochelle boo boo said I will huff and puff and bite your head off. Then she damn near did somebody help me.

  • big-pete

    …and then they dragged the Ambassador out into the street, and still, the king slept…

  • SandyS

    Michelle, please give back my spine.

  • Sam Adams

    “And then the undead rise up out of their graves…”

    “Dammit Barack; stop trying to scare the girls!”

  • Sam Adams

    Empty suit, nothing. Empty shirt.

  • IslandLifer

    Quasibongo waits impatiently as the Beast prepares to club the head of his dinner. The end.

  • modd kenwood

    Michelle to Barack: ” N word,please”!!

  • Backbone 76

    In other news today, Michelle Obama beats her high score in “Whack-a-Mole”.

  • Contessa61

    Obama..”And after they throw your grandma off the cliff, and pollute your air and pollute your water, they will turn into zombies and come after you.”

    Michelle..”Oh Barack, don’t scare them.”

    Obama..”It’s never too early to start indoctrination.”

  • Cat Whisperer

    After only giving a half-effort during his first term in office, the President finally goes full retard.

  • Jodie

    Michelle: You kids better be eatin’ yo vegetables or this be what’s gonna happens to you!

  • Contessa61

    Obama..”And after they throw your grandma off the cliff, and pollute your air and pollute your water, they will turn into zombies and come after you.”

  • Xavier

    “And the NRA roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws.”

  • SNuss

    The aftermath of Obama’s brain imploding.

  • SNuss

    Damn it, Moochelle! Get shirts with a 16 1/2″ neck, not 12 1/2″.

  • SNuss

    Correcting this condition is not covered, under ObamaCare. You get a pill.

  • Eleanor in Hell

    “Barack, at least that head’s not coming out of your pants”

    :eek:

  • SNuss

    BARACK! That is NOT what it looks like, during a third-trimester abortion.

  • SNuss

    Pay no attention to the moron who doesn’t know how to unbutton his shirt

  • mexicano

    That’s one scary monster. The one on her right is the President.

  • mexicano

    Oops. Meant to write – “the one on her left”

  • Brian_Boru

    “…and then Mr. Marx crept out of his grave and saved the whole world.”

  • Brian_Boru

    “If you kids thought Michelle was ugly, check this out!”

  • Steve Taylor

    … and he pulled and he pushed, but he just couldn’t get his head out of his ass…

  • Skyfall

    I was going to try a caption, but Dapwavid’s first “Cornholio” reference was IT. I vote for that one!

  • KHarn

    Old refrence, but what the hell?

    “So be like Bert the trutle, kids: DUCK and COVER!”

  • Shooter1001

    Yo dick done fell off.

  • Shooter1001

    You want me to do whut? Tell dat to yo cracker momma.

  • Energy Engineer

    “This is my impression of an Ohio voter rising from the grave.”

  • Shooter1001

    Little kid in the audience: ‘Don’t be scaring nobody wit dat crap. You gonna get yo ass shot’.

  • Steve Willing

    “Huh, huh, I am Cornholio! Are you threatening me? I need TP [taxpayers] for my rathole…” WINS IT! Hands-down! Although there are some other great ones. 1st runner up: “… and he pulled and he pushed, but he just couldn’t get his head out of his ass…”

  • DJ

    Nice try Barry but you’re never going to be as scary looking as Moochelle

  • Len

    Today in news, the President shrank in embrassed horror when the first lady pointed out that his camel-toe was showing during an educational rally for Obama-Youth.

  • Shooter1001

    Kids, this clown is your president.

  • DJ

    Oh look! That shirt over there is taking a sh*t.

  • Shooter1001

    Kid in the audience: ‘You think you gonna scare anybody wit dat BoogeyWoogy? Bring it down to the projects an lessee who you gone be scarin’

  • Bill T

    You see I told you, when you pull his foreskin back he really is a fricking DICK HEAD!

  • Shooter1001

    Kid in the audience: ‘Booo yo seff’.

  • big-pete

    And then the evil wizard LaPierre cast a 2nd Amendment spell upon the people causing them to refuse their good & wise king and chant “From my cold dead hands”.

  • Shooter1001

    Benghazi? Call back later, the President is busy.

  • Shooter1001

    Hey, Jamal, dis fool be as scary as Mr. Rogers.

  • Shooter1001
  • Scott Drummond

    Michelle! Help! Push me back down! I really did put my head too far up my ass this time!

  • Shooter1001

    BARACK, it’s still salty.

  • SNuss

    B. Hussein Obama, pre-circumcision.

  • Shooter1001

    Damn, didn’t Brooks Brothers send instructions with this shirt?

  • Stephan The Original

    The Legend of Deeply Swallow, by Barack ‘Washington’ Obama.

    Removes everything from the head. Not recommended for children.

  • Ever_Vigilant

    I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole.

  • Jodie

    Michelle: Barack, get yo nasty @ss head out of your nasty @ss shirt and quit playin’.

  • Shooter1001

    Put the gun down LoQueesha, its only a story.

  • DJ

    I need feminism because I’m tired of feeling unmanly for enjoying Moochelle’s strap-on.

  • Maudie N Mandeville

    “…and the president swallowed the little children in his camel toe.”

  • BillyK

    That Head Start don’t work

  • True Blue

    From ‘Airplane!’ 1980
    “34,000…its dropping, its dropping fast…
    Oh my god! The automatic pilot… its deflating!”

    “Don’t panic! On the beltline of the automatic pilot, between the autopen and teleprompt buttons is a hollow tube… that is the manual inflation nozzle…”

  • DJ

    Shooter1001 says:

    February 9, 2013 at 3:26 pm

    I put a spell on you…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orNpH6iyokI

    LOL! Yup, that’s the best thus far.

  • depwavid

    Cornholio meets Cowholio…

    My apologies, folks, but run-on gags ARE funny!

  • junkyard infidel

    dammit barry, i told you to lay off the choom !

  • JimR

    See kids? Anyone can grow up to be president. Even this piece of sh*t.

  • Astronautilus

    “…and then the big, bad dictator asked Mooshell for a ‘little head’…”

  • blue

    “No Michelle, NO, NO!!!! That strap on you are holding is just too big!!!”

  • depwavid

    When playing charades, NEVER try to act out ‘Klein bottle,’or ‘tesseract.’

  • Peter pappas

    “i refuse to come out until you get a Brazilian”

  • marcus tullius cicero

    BO SAYS, AND I AM THE DUMB SOB?

  • epb

    MO: Who pooted?
    BO: The one who smelled it, dealt it! Can’t breathe…. can’t… breathe… can’t…

  • epb

    The inflated ego Barack, deflating. We always knew that he was an empty suit.

  • epb

    I’m melting! melting!… and I’m not even a wicked witch, just a deceitful man.

  • Kyoshi71

    C’mon Barry, you know I shave my legs every week!!

  • epb

    “And din the big ol’ nasty white crackers be all like, ‘Arrrgh nigga, I giet choo and yo chilins too,’ and dats why we hate ‘merica.”

  • True Blue

    …and with the Media inflating its giant ego, the monster starts to rise from its slimy den…

  • True Blue

    …and when it seemed like the media was buying into my narrative about how the Ambassador was killed because of a YouTube video; I poked my head back up and…

  • True Blue

    Is that your face, or did your neck just barf?

  • Jay B.

    “So presidential!”

  • True Blue

    …maybe This will keep the flies away…

  • Bloodless Coup

    Jihad Watch and Bare Naked Islam both report that John Brennan the head of the CIA is a Muslim Convert.

  • True Blue

    …since Michelle’s hair goop makes the inside of her burkha all slimy; when She’s being the man, I just use my shirt as a veil, like This…

  • True Blue

    “Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum! I smell the blood of Americans!”

  • Right Reason

    FLOTUS: “Darn it, you kids, I TOLD you not the mention the word ‘Benghazai’ or you would put the turtle back in his shell.”

  • AZRon

    Even Wisk can’t remove n!gg$r around the collar.

  • Big John

    Bo the dog says “Can someone rescue me from these idiots. The dog pound will be fine.”

  • Big John

    Hey kids, I’m the coolest President of all time. George Washington and Thomas Jefferson wouldn’t act this way.

  • Big John

    I’m posing for the time when I get carved into Mount Rushmore.

  • apostle53

    I am evolving on same sex/ cross mammal, transgender marriage.

  • Big John

    Michelle says ” Barry, your camel toes are showing.”

  • Bloodless Coup
  • KHarn

    Future History Teacher:

    “Then there was the day when the PRESIDENT-BOT flipped it’s programing…”

  • depwavid

    “Now Barry, I know you’ve just been re-elected and all, but the call to prayer from the minaret does not go ‘Worship the Almighty Bungholiolioooolioooolioooo!”

  • Sam

    Never before and never again did America have a President with his head so far up his ass, it popped out the other side.

  • rex freeway

    I NEED MORE MONEY!GIVE ME MORE MONEY! RRRAWWWRRRRRR!!!!

  • thescribbler

    And then the Evil Queen said, “Hell no you ain’t getting any of MY cake!”

  • Dien Cai Daiu

    And after his re-election the Marxist got braver and crept farther and farther out of his hole in the dungheap….

  • Stephan the Original

    Hey kids, even if your head was here in the birth canal we could still make sure the mother wasn’t punished with you!

  • Xavier

    Eww Barack nobody wants to see an impression of your uncircumcised cock while you’re giving a reacharound.

  • Joe C

    Obama looking hideous and frightening. And what is her husband doing with his shirt next to her?

  • pay those taxes comrade

    The great cornholio as played by Comrade Dear Leader the Immaculate Messiah.

  • Sam Adams

    Sam says:
    February 9, 2013 at 8:36 pm

    Never before and never again did America have a President with his head so far up his ass, it popped out the other side.
    __________

    Winner, winner, Chicken Dinner. I bow to your wit!!!

  • Sam Adams

    And if the people’s groundhog sees his shadow, there will be four more years of America being fundamentally transformed.

  • kubra

    Michelle would make anyone’s head not want to pop out.

  • Alphamail

    As the prez shrinks from her advances, Michelle baits him with her Reggie-wand.

  • Alphamail

    The ever-enlarged Gluteous Maximichellus and the incredible-shrinking Barackless Minimus pose for a progressevil first-couple photo-optima.

  • Alphamail

    Grace and Dignity define the new American presidency.

  • Alphamail

    Michelle is pissed and the president recoils with horror, when he hears contest commentors are offending WTSherman1836 with multiple caption entries on the insane and disgusting Moonbattery website.

  • Piker

    Proving once again, that if you don’t have a brain, your head will cave in upon itself…

  • Ummah Gummah

    .

    ..and then when the baby’s head pops out.. we cut it off and chuck it in the trash.. that’s how you keep from being punished with a baby.

    .

  • Ferst

    While Mooch yells “push” BO tries to pull his head from his new shirt, designed by the company ASS.

  • Ferst

    Nice cameltoe

  • Ummah Gummah

    .

    I am Hussein the Hemorrhoid.. and Im coming for your a$$..

    .

  • Shooter1001

    Boys and girls, I’m proud to present the President of the United States of America.

  • Shooter1001

    ALL Y’ALL JESS SIT DOWN AND STFU! Man, second grade is the worst.

  • Shooter1001

    That ain’t no cameltoe, those are his balls. Both of ‘em!

  • Shooter1001

    Who’s that between the Mooch’s legs, Sasquatch or Elvis?

  • Shooter1001

    She must be color-blind! Yellow, red and purple? And that’s what’s visible!

  • Shooter1001

    That’s not Elvis nor Sasquatch between the Mook’s knees, it’s Wayne Newton.

  • Shooter1001

    That ain’t no thermometer and you ain’t ramming it up there no more.

  • Shooter1001

    The big head actin’ like the little head.

  • WTSherman1864

    Two dogs and the beady-eyed turtle.

  • WTSherman1864

    The beady-eyed turtle and two dogs.

  • WTSherman1864

    A turtle and two dogs with beady eyes.

  • WTSherman1864

    Me and you and a dog named Bo.

  • Shooter1001

    BHO: ‘Michelle, what’s this word??’
    MO: ‘the’.

  • epb

    BO, our Turtle-in-Chief

    MO: Where you goin’? Get back out here or you’re soup!

  • Shooter1001

    Barack, why can’t you be a rugmuncher like this boy?

  • MNcon

    FUNNY , It usually appears from the other end …

  • Rob

    “…and then I was a born again Christian.”, okay kids that’s enough scary stories for now…

  • The MaryHunter

    Dear children, this is what you’ll look like if you EVER vote Republican.

  • The MaryHunter

    If your mommies or daddies EVER vote Republican, Mr. Obama will come after you…just…like…THIS!

  • Delores Chapman

    IF MY SHIRT WAS A B

  • Shooter1001

    OK OK, don’t get so pissy. I’ll run out and get some batteries!

  • Shooter1001

    A dozen Energizer Bunny batteries won’t make you happy, a gas generator is needed to power that baby for you!

  • robins111

    Reggie stuck this ‘where’ exactly…

  • Shooter1001

    Listen up boys, forget the glasses, your hand will stiffen up like this.

  • chris farrell

    So you see, we actually evolved from turtles–it says it right here in this book–and today’s governments should reflect the shell like development for everyone’s safety–for your own protection–enveloping every aspect of your lives.

  • Steve

    Barrack, I told you to wear that neck tie to keep the foreskin from falling over your face.

  • Ummah Gummah

    .

    America, your chickenzzzzzzzzz.. have come home to roosssssst!

    .

  • TonyD95B

    depwavid says (at various times):

    “Eyyyye aaam The Great Cornholio….” etc.

    I’m with Steve Willing and Skyfall – first thing I tought of when I saw it, and depwavid wins it by a mile…..

  • Nickle&dime

    Keep pushing Michelle, the head crowning like this!!
    Oh Michelle, it looks just like you!!!

  • Restless

    “And then the Big Bad Republicans asked for tax cuts, and the ObamaMonster recoiled in horror!”

  • Logic_Mine

    OBAMA: “…an …..an…and…..I could see my daughters struggling to crawl out of Michelle’s Vagina like…like…like this…an ..an …and…there was a horrible stench an an…and Michelle let out a kackling sound that scared everyone in the operating room…and an..”

  • Logic_Mine

    Last one…

    Obama: ” Then the Constitution Monster arose from the deep and threatened My …er…I mean …the KING’s throne!”

    Michelle: “I hates dat damn Constitution…er…uh..Monster.”

  • Mike

    and a new way to get your head out of your a** is to do this.

  • jc14

    “What is that idiot husband of mine do . . .
    Good God! What the hell is this growing out of my crotch?!!!!!!!”

  • yourfavoriteunkle

    “Hold on Moochelle, my shoulders are constipated”…

  • Devil Tongue

    Bo,says; “It ain’t me or momma sport’n that Camel Toe”

    GAWD, I just threw up in my mouth typing that but I’ll let it stand, it maybe just sick enough to get me a t-shirt.

  • SNuss

    “I’m Tooter the Turtle”

    See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6coPVnJSsPg

  • SNuss

    “This is what I did, during the Benghazi attacks”

  • Jimbo

    Liberal Dignity

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  • Andy

    Live : Birth of an A$$hole baby

  • Valerie

    You is the sloppiest president Iz eva seen !

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